The Last of Us Franchise - Because it's apparently a franchise now. This thread has been double-DMCA’d by Sony Interactive Entertainment.

[Homer Simpson]

Now do another one with Joels death scene, preferably where this cuck chokes on his own tears

Link me the death video. I can't find one after going through a few pages.

 

[Jaimas]

For me the most telling part of this is the Neil Druckmann analogue clearly fucking Abby in the ass.

Abby is his tranny waifu confirmed.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Link me the death video. I can't find one after going through a few pages.

 

[ThatDutchManace]

Sony management in the US is fully in the bag for this kind of shit. Sony in Japan looks at Sony US like incompetent monkeys and they don't care what they do.

As long as the US branch is making a profit. Playstation is one of the only things Sony has making a profit and if the Americans nuke PS, Sony of America will be "Reorganized" sooner than later.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

It'd be easier to keep an eye out for the next ND product and how that does. You only need to look at Bioware and see how quickly they fell, crapping out ME:A and Anthem to wanked off critical acclaim... and then nobody bought it. They'd pissed off the fanbase enough their customers just straight up abandoned them. In Anthem's case, the Dev team abandoned it too, with the Christmas Decorations still being up some time till March in game, if not still there now.

See, this is what made me more angry with Andromeda than if it had been a total crock. There were occasional flashes of competence in the game and even, dare I say it, quality. Like bouncing around with the jetpack while shooting at bad guys was surprisingly fun. And a couple of the quests (Cora's loyalty mission and Liam's loyalty mission spring to mind) were actually good and interesting. In the latter the battle in the gravity-shifting room was also really fun. The writing had some good bits too as well at times; the scene where Peebee tries to get everyone else to help clean up the ship after she's wrecked it and they all, one by one, make excuses was rather good. Unfortunately, the plot as a whole was so relentlessly stupid. The villains turned out to be pointless generic bad guys with no real motivations or character. The space corruption that travels all over the place was never properly explored, and the whole lost artefacts waiting for their masters was totally unexplored. Oh, and that new species, the angara? Bore-ring. For fuck's sake, it's a new galaxy. Let's have some properly weird aliens for once rather than yet more bipedal vertebrates. And character development was a totally alien concept to the developers, clearly.

It could have been so much better. Have no villain, but instead, Ryder having the mantle of "Pathfinder" thrust upon him and a plot about him rising to that challenge and trying to embody the values that such a person has to live up to, and whether the colonies live or die depends on how well you, the player, embody those values.

But... yeah, it wouldn't surprise me that there was some sort of collusion in the "hack" that led to this mess becoming public knowledge. They knew that if they released it onto an unsuspecting public they'd end up being utterly panned and a laughing stock. By leaking it in advance they can do a PR offensive and soften up the public by giving the access media stories about hackers and a narrative about Russian bots or -ists and -phobes all ganging up on them.

 

[Aurora]

Who even played the first one, it was fucking awful.
Bound to get a third installment this will print money

I just wanted to play a zombie game...

 

[Tard]

u mad, gamers?
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"Abby's wife"
Me, you and God all know you don't truely find that thing attractive

 

[MeltyTW]

"Abby's wife"
Me, you and God all know you don't truely find that thing attractive

well its 2020, might as well pretend to you like trans people for clout since as a woman shell be raped anyway, im sorry forced to accept diversity quotas in her sex life

 

[majorlyPickled]

Now I'm a high functioning autistic virgin with rage, but unless Abbie here is under some weak-ass HRT there's no fucking way those tits should be that small. Jesus, Chris has bigger tits than that.

Yup, nowhere near tuberous enough.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

"Abby's wife"
Me, you and God all know you don't truely find that thing attractive

Some people fetishise trannybuilders. It's like feederism but with roids and protein powder.

Incidentally, I remember reading an article about female bodybuilders in Bizarre magazine before it went to shit and they had a bit on muscle fetishism and muscle worship. Invariably, as soon as any of the FBBs they interviewed were asked about muscle worship, they terminated the interview. Even the objects of their desire are sick of those people. Fucking degenerates.

 

[Lady Pigroach]

Is lube transphobic or something

 

[KingFrampt]

The worst part of fucking with no lube is that it really tears up your asshole and frankly most of the time, the taint as well. I'm talking cuts, abrasions, and stuff that makes it difficult to sit down for a week. Only tried it once because me and my date were on MDMA and the asshole best friend of mine had stolen my lube out of my coat. Seriously, none of them had even gun oil? Or olive oil, or best yet, coconut oil? Fuck this reminds me of a bad fanfiction where someone uses honey or chocolate for lube. Those are much worse.

You can make lube from boiling certain seeds too.

You know what torn assholes and fags equals though, we talkin aids and lots of it

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

So did he drill >her hairy asshole, or >her post-apocalytpic axe wound? VERY important.

 

[Twinkie]

several people have wondered why the game isnt AO-rated, but Red Dead Redemption had a sex scene that was more graphic than this, and that was 10 years ago.

that being said,

 

[Anime Made Me a Nazi]

Abby being screwed in the ass and beating two women proves (((Druckmann))) is a misogynist pervert. If there were ever a game that deserved Anita bashing it, this was the one. I am laughing at the fact Sony paid millions of dollars for a lube less sex scene.

 

[Rabbit Avatar]

Hatred feels less edgy than this game

Also they didn't even ask for his last name or confirm his identity, it's just golf time baby!

 

[Rungle]

trans people disgust me

 

[Ginger Piglet]

The worst part of fucking with no lube is that it really tears up your asshole and frankly most of the time, the taint as well. I'm talking cuts, abrasions, and stuff that makes it difficult to sit down for a week. Only tried it once because me and my date were on MDMA and the asshole best friend of mine had stolen my lube out of my coat. Seriously, none of them had even gun oil? Or olive oil, or best yet, coconut oil? Fuck this reminds me of a bad fanfiction where someone uses honey or chocolate for lube. Those are much worse.

He got his penis in that other dudes butt really easy.

You can make lube from boiling certain seeds too.

You know what torn assholes and fags equals though, we talkin aids and lots of it

Spoiler: Horrid

Former Labour MP Tom Driberg, who was as gay as it gets, wrote in the 1930s of a sexual encounter he had with a somewhat malnourished young man:

"Sodomy does not happen to be my favourite sexual pastime, but I could hardly resist so unassuming a charmer [...] The actual entry was I fear I must say suspiciously easy; this meant that either the orifice had been coated with Vaseline (or the better class "K.Y.") to facilitate previous entries or that my bedmate was suffering from diarrhoea, a common by-product of dietary impoverishment. The latter, alas, proved to be the case, as a saffron smear on the cheap cotton sheet testified."

Given that post apocalypse food will be at a premium, which do you think more likely.

 

[Grinrow]

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Didnt have to do billy dirty like that

 

[Anime Made Me a Nazi]

trans people disgust me

Welcome to the club of being a TERF we just got J.K. Rowling as a member. This is just proving their thesis that transgenderism is a just a way for men to harm and further hate women for their own gain.