The Last of Us Franchise - Because it's apparently a franchise now. This thread has been double-DMCA’d by Sony Interactive Entertainment.

u mad, gamers?
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whatever naughty dogs next game will be, I fully expect it to be a justice leauge style executive medeling trying to course correct the imagine, with druckmann getting fuckmanned
somehow this will end in journos shilling:
>#releasetheDruckcuckCut
So we‘ll see almost pitch black scenes, being forced to mutilate an animal and being tied to a chair while Abby rapes Joels corpse.

and at the end, you‘ll see Druckmann’s smug face, saying „thank you for believing in me and my vision. This game meant a lot to me and I cried while playing and masterbating to it.“
 
Oh shitting hell. I go to bed and overnight the thread expands by 30 pages.

Why is Abby the one getting fucked in the troon sex? Shouldn't she be fucking the dude in the ass with her horse cock?

Clitoromegaly. Look it up. It's a side effect of roid abuse in women.

Chyna, in her sex tape, clearly suffered from it. I'm just glad they don't show us Abby's undercarriage. It probably looks like a punched lasagne with an overstuffed maggot trying to escape.

Oh, wait, That's being saved up for the GOTY edition, most likely.

So the sex scene happens right after they get back from killing Joel. Apparently beating a man who saved her life’s head in with a gold club got Abby all worked up.

The stupidity just keeps coming. As does Druckmann when he watches it.
 
The only way to redeem the franchise is either restart the development from scratch or regard the game as non-canon and create the true sequel (like Metal Gear 2)

Either way, Drunkman shouldn't involve in it.
Why bother seriously? There isn't even anything to this stupid franchise. All the first game was as someone else mentioned, was a father bonding with a teenage girl that he essentially adopts to make up for the daughter he lost in an uninteresting by the numbers third person shooter zombie apocalypse. As far as I'm concerned even if that was good, you could have only done that right once which this sequel seems to prove because what else is there to do?
Pretty much this, yes.
Screw that...(god...I can't believe I'm saying this, but this is the state we're in) give me a cross-dressing Cloud having to fight Sephiroth in multiple timelines over this crap.
 
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I still don't think even Druckmann would have the balls to make his main pro/antagonist trans so my guess is he probably just has no idea what tits actually look like. If Abby is actually trans than it makes absolutely no sense because she's voiced by Laura Bailey while her pet shota is voiced by some trans person and I'll be completely fucked if I can understand the logic behind that.

You've heard of "digital blackface" now get ready for digital... transface?
 
I don't think it will. The first game's got a massive playerbase and was one of the biggest games on PS3 and early PS4. It probably isn't going to do as well as it would have had this shit not leaked, but I doubt it's going to bomb.

It'd be easier to keep an eye out for the next ND product and how that does. You only need to look at Bioware and see how quickly they fell, crapping out ME:A and Anthem to wanked off critical acclaim... and then nobody bought it. They'd pissed off the fanbase enough their customers just straight up abandoned them. In Anthem's case, the Dev team abandoned it too, with the Christmas Decorations still being up some time till March in game, if not still there now.

In case people are wondering just how the fuck this happened, it was apparently because Druckman kept reassuring them that everything was OK throughout the process. This was the studio that gave them Crash bandicoot, Crash 2, Crash 3, Crash team Racing, Jak, Jak 2 ,jak 3, uncharted, Uncharted 2, and Uncharted 3. All big sellers so they did not want to upset the apple cart.

Sony will be more hands off in general because more often than not, it has proved to be way more beneficial to let the developers do their thing uninhibited by an overseer corporate boardroom(i.e. avoiding a too many cooks situation). Demons' Souls(and you could probably count the entire Souls series in general) was made this way as were many others.

No Man's Sky documented troubles showed that Sony as a publisher will help ease major problems that arise to an extent(i.e. the last minute sticker put on the package that blocked off any mention of multiplayer). But after the game is released it lives and dies by it's own merits. If the leak did not happen the rumored course of actionwas that the project was going to be handed off to another studio to fix who had experience in the same genre(possibly Santa monica or Guerrilla) and issued refunds shortly after, but the leak happened so quickly and so sudden that they abandoned those plans. if the leak did not happen the game would have been shelved and reworked for another year and a half.

People may compare it to Death Stranding but Kojima allowed Sony product placement to reduce production costs and be given more leeway and the game did wind up turning a profit and selling well. Kojima also regularly showed new builds.

When the refunds were issued that was a big sign that they knew it was shit.

You'd pretty much have to rebuild the whole game by that point. Or at least use the assets differently.

Also, big brain take. This is exactly what Sony said would happen, and thus deny any payment and bonuses for the ND staff for Druckmann's fuckup. So some plucky tester, or whoever leaked and ruined it all.

Second Big Brain Take: Druckmann couldn't take the idea of Sony axing his precious Abby and placing her firmly back in the villain camp, so paid someone to leak it.
 
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