The Last of Us Franchise - Because it's apparently a franchise now. This thread has been double-DMCA’d by Sony Interactive Entertainment.

See, this is what made me more angry with Andromeda than if it had been a total crock. There were occasional flashes of competence in the game and even, dare I say it, quality. Like bouncing around with the jetpack while shooting at bad guys was surprisingly fun. And a couple of the quests (Cora's loyalty mission and Liam's loyalty mission spring to mind) were actually good and interesting. In the latter the battle in the gravity-shifting room was also really fun. The writing had some good bits too as well at times; the scene where Peebee tries to get everyone else to help clean up the ship after she's wrecked it and they all, one by one, make excuses was rather good. Unfortunately, the plot as a whole was so relentlessly stupid. The villains turned out to be pointless generic bad guys with no real motivations or character. The space corruption that travels all over the place was never properly explored, and the whole lost artefacts waiting for their masters was totally unexplored. Oh, and that new species, the angara? Bore-ring. For fuck's sake, it's a new galaxy. Let's have some properly weird aliens for once rather than yet more bipedal vertebrates. And character development was a totally alien concept to the developers, clearly.

It could have been so much better. Have no villain, but instead, Ryder having the mantle of "Pathfinder" thrust upon him and a plot about him rising to that challenge and trying to embody the values that such a person has to live up to, and whether the colonies live or die depends on how well you, the player, embody those values.

But... yeah, it wouldn't surprise me that there was some sort of collusion in the "hack" that led to this mess becoming public knowledge. They knew that if they released it onto an unsuspecting public they'd end up being utterly panned and a laughing stock. By leaking it in advance they can do a PR offensive and soften up the public by giving the access media stories about hackers and a narrative about Russian bots or -ists and -phobes all ganging up on them.

Andromeda worked best when it was trying to be Firefly, and failed most when it was trying to be Star Trek. The problem is that it was basically 60/40 Star Trek to Firefly, and most of the Firefly beats just got completely drowned out.
 
I'm going to devote my life to building a time machine so I can go back to 2015 and infiltrate the armed forces so I can just nuke the world before everything got too gay.
I genuinely think Druckmann never had sex, because theres no way that man has seen a tit or had intercourse if he made that in his game
 
Can they even make a Jak 4 though, if you have faith that Naughty Dog isnt gonna bomb as a company. Atleast Crash Bandicoot belongs to Activision, so they atleast cant ruin that series with Neil Cuckmann in charge
I've just realised, they have done nothing but Uncharted and TLOU (outside a J&D remaster) for the past 13 years. If they decide to touch J&D, they will fuck it up.
I genuinely think Druckmann never had sex, because theres no way that man has seen a tit or had intercourse if he made that in his game
He has a wife and kid, making this utterly bizarre...unless it's not his.
 
>Trusting a troon

TLOU2 getting flawless scores across the board is the vidya equivalent of corporations posting support for BLM. You know they're only doing it because they're afraid of being branded.
I'd imagine there's quite a bit of money swapping hands as well, so it probably has more to do with game 'journalists' being too afraid to shit on major AAA releases when their parent companies fly them out to all-expenses-paid reveals / press events, provide review copies weeks ahead of the actual release and pay for advertisements hosted on the same websites that review their product.
 
These templates are the only good thing about this game.
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Wow, how to alienate and make players uncomfortable in seconds, there’s a reason gay porn is it’s own different category. This is giving me Mass Effect 3 sex scene vibes, remember the backlash from that shit, this possibly being a ps5 launch title bundled with the console doesn’t help either, parents are okay with violence in games nowadays but sex is still a big no. Who knows, optimistic, but maybe we will see Karen vs trannies arc 2020.
I think the last big homo problem in gaming was Dragon Age 2, where not only was the gameplay washed-out horseshit but at one point as a male PC you're confronted with a choice by I believe Anders? To either fall in gay love with him or something extremely bad happens in the story.
 
I think the last big homo problem in gaming was Dragon Age 2, where not only was the gameplay washed-out horseshit but at one point as a male PC you're confronted with a choice by I believe Anders? To either fall in gay love with him or something extremely bad happens in the story.

Wait when was that? I don't remember that plot point but maybe I blocked it out for being beyond retarded.
 

The ending, if anyone is interested. It's an absolute. Fucking. Shite.
The amazing thing about Current Year™ is that if the backlash is bad enough, they can patch in a new ending. This actually happened with River City Girls recently, because the launch endings were so bad and canon-breaking, they had to fix it months after release.
 
I genuinely think Druckmann never had sex, because theres no way that man has seen a tit or had intercourse if he made that in his game

there's also the whole anal with no lube or foreplay thing, but maybe he thinks butts are just second vaginas frontholes

it seems that even normies are disgusted by the tranny sex scene, kinda surprising since i expected normies to call anyone that didn't like it a bigot

could this be another shitstorm brewing as the cultural powers-that-be trigger a series of gamers are dead articles again? maybe GAMES ARE ART BUT GAMERS ARE NOT
 
Abby's tragic backstory

Abby's dad goes through so much trouble saving a pregnant zebra. What a nice guy.
Right after this cheesy scene he immediately agrees to murder a 14-year old with no guarantee they'll figure out the cure. Nice guy.
When asked if he'd murder his own daughter he doesn't respond. Abby says she'd be totally cool with being murdered by her own dad for the greater good. So it's totally fine to murder a girl she doesn't even know. What a nice girl.

10/10 GOTY
Like wow, the zebra scene really helped put the things into perspective and made me question everything
 
Spec Ops: The Line was a retelling of Heart of Darkness, but it provides a new understanding of Kurtz and his descent into madness because you are playing as him.

TLOU 2 could have been an exploration into revenge if only we could empathize with Abby or Ellie. That we too desire revenge only to look back on all the destruction we’ve caused in our blind pursuit of revenge.

That might've been interesting. Perhaps the Fireflies attack Jackson, or Joel's more prominent in the town. Ellie then cuts a bloody swathe through the Fireflies only for it to be revealed they were the only runs really running supplies to the groups she'd met along the way, or were the only way for a farming community to get their food out to others in exchange for defence. She could've been systematically tearing this whole system apart to get at Abby or the Washington guys only for it to be revaled that she'd killed hundreds as a result of causing their whole logistical system to collapse utterly.

What.

Fucking what.

And it is. For bugfixes and suchlike, they claim.

Sob.

Meanwhile some Einstein on twatter came out with this:

Then again, to be fair, W3 was delayed twice, from November 2014 to February 2015 and then to May 2015.

TBH, they should've stuck to a Valve approach, then blown away everything and anything that appeared at the time with a release date like, a month before it was due.
 
I think the last big homo problem in gaming was Dragon Age 2, where not only was the gameplay washed-out horseshit but at one point as a male PC you're confronted with a choice by I believe Anders? To either fall in gay love with him or something extremely bad happens in the story.
Though I didn't play it myself, I heard that Mass Effect 3 had a scene where you either were supposed to go to bed with your gay male subordinate or gain Renegade ("evil") points.
 
I'd never thought I'd live long enough to see a raunchy tranny sex scene in a AAA video game made by a pretentious hipster faggot with a misery fetish that was given millions of dollars.
This world just keeps getting better!

I can't wait for the full stream uploads of people who have no idea what they're in for playing this piece of shit and the Lakitouille-styled model swap videos. I'll have entertainment for days!:story:
This just reminded, me I doubt streamers are going to want to show this or sit through it, we can only pray it’s unskippable.
 
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