The Last of Us Franchise - Because it's apparently a franchise now. This thread has been double-DMCA’d by Sony Interactive Entertainment.

[Maamtis]

The amazing thing about Current Year™ is that if the backlash is bad enough, they can patch in a new ending. This actually happened with River City Girls recently, because the launch endings were so bad and canon-breaking, they had to fix it months after release.

Wait, what did they do?

 

[Richard29]

i unironically support this, because now we have this vile degenerate troon sex scene

I thought Liara was hot but, yeah i hated how in ME2 she became so distant. Not my Liara . Played as Female Shepard back then.
But it seems to have flipped now where neo puritans are liberals lol

 

[Rotollo]

The amazing thing about Current Year™ is that if the backlash is bad enough, they can patch in a new ending. This actually happened with River City Girls recently, because the launch endings were so bad and canon-breaking, they had to fix it months after release.

true, but when would they be able to record, corona is still a bitch right now and probably a major obstacle in trying to record anything else for TLoU 2
also hello college philosphy majors

 

[MeltyTW]

Wait what? This same guy who saves pregnant zebras also for some unexplained reasons has this fanatic belief that cutting out some girl's brain will lead to a cure that's not even 100% assured? This same dude who holds a scalpel up at you and literally kills you if you get too close to him. This is the person worth becoming a serial killer for? Seriously?

i cant imagine fucking up so bad on making one half of the "humanizing the other in the cycle of revenge story" sympathetic, i mean down to the basic visual dynamics you have a grown man kicking around a little girl. ( i cant help but notice their cycle of revenge kumbaya thinking doesnt apply to white people)

so what if they release DLC where you just get to slowly torture druckman's insert and hunt down his super special awesome deep characters

And they included the entire studio that was forced to crunch and delay their payments and work on his narcissistic wad in there with you?

again they completely failed, they tried to make you like both characters but instead you want to die and after seeing her loved ones perish and the other youre mad at for letting the bitch go

 

[Judge Dredd]

It's exactly that. Somewhere along the way, a bunch of morons in entertainment decided that it was better to trick your audience and piss them off rather than to try and make something worth their time and money.

The internet pretty much killed of budget games for similar reasons. No one is going to be fooled when they see Forth Night or Mein Craft on the shelf, and it doesn't take long to call a knowledgeable friend or do an internet search just to be sure.

The usual film trick of paying off critics (or not screening for critics) and suckering people opening weekend doesn't work here either because the game leaked.

A little bonus!

The song at:

Is M.O.O.N. - 'Hydrogen'.

I used to play that song with earphones on all the time. Having someone tune in to it just before getting one's throat thrust open really hits home!

Most likely someone on the dev team has some taste, but with what we've seen so far, I wouldn't be surprised if Druckmann thought this was a clever jab at the game.

Dina's model is actually cute
wtf did they do to her
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I don't get why woke developers keep doing this. I mean, I get it, they think attractive women = objectifying male gaze or something, and TLoU2 at least has the excuse of there being no modern cosmetics or cleaning products; but surely this is more offensive to the real women they're depicting than any offence an hypothetical triggered woman would feel seeing someone attractive.

If you want an ugly woman as reference, there's no shortage of them. Don't pick someone who looks like a fashion model and then ugly-ify them.

TLDR; Those conservative Nazi gaymergaters hate censored tiddies, uglied up pretty girls and diversity, but now that The Last of Us 2 is banned in the Middle East they are celebrating Abby's destruction.

Article cites zero sources, links to nothing supporting these claims.

So the middle east is problematic this week? Good to know.

(Xena gets a pass though because LGBT is higher up the progressive stack and thus excuses a larger volumes of sins against wokeness.)

The actress that played Xena got a ton of hate mail (harassed in today's language) for being a lesbian traitor when she married a man in RL.

I wish I wasn't so poor so I could get into 40K

The good news is Games Workshop got woke recently, so chances are you won't want to play it.

Now the thread is featured it's going to take a while for me to catch up and this post is already too long.

 

[Judge Holden]

Dear god this is actually threatening to eclipse the mad glory of the choking meme and it aint even been 24 hours

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Though I didn't play it myself, I heard that Mass Effect 3 had a scene where you either were supposed to go to bed with your gay male subordinate or gain Renegade ("evil") points.

It had a gay character in it, but the romance was optional and didn't affect your alignment in any way

 

[Wingus Dongshire]

These templates are the only good thing about this game.

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[Ginger Piglet]

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Found this in the twitter comments under naughty dogs latest marketing tweet

I have no fucking idea why this made me laugh, but it did, and im sharing it with you in the hopes atleast one of you will laugh too

It's the facial expressions. Nobody makes that goofy a face when they get to the jester's shoes.

EDIT: I'm stealing that to submit to Up the Arse Corner in Viz.

 

[Literary Hitler]

The gift that keeps on giving

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PS:keep 'em coming /v/

 

[Rich Evans Apologist]

true, but when would they be able to record, corona is still a bitch right now and probably a major obstacle in trying to record anything else for TLoU 2
also hello college philosphy majors
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man that guy loves himself

someone convince him that he needs to stream his entire life so we can watch what happens when the golf club of reality crashes through his house of mirrors

 

[Judge Holden]

The gift that keeps on giving

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SON OF A BITCH I WAS LITERALLY JUST ABOUT TO START WORK ON THIS IDEA

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

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It's funny when memes become more memorable than what they're mocking.

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Thanks doc

 

[Clem Fandango]

I can't believe Druckmann shoe-horned so much jew shit into this game. To the extent that he had to plonk a synagogue in downtown Seattle that isn't even there in reality. All the other buildings are meticulously recreated from real life but he needed some excuse for Dina to start going on about the Holocaust so he just conjoured up a synagogue. Just amazing.

 

[Maurice Caine]

The amazing thing about Current Year™ is that if the backlash is bad enough, they can patch in a new ending. This actually happened with River City Girls recently, because the launch endings were so bad and canon-breaking, they had to fix it months after release.

was RCG any good? I played the shit out of River City Ransom on some bootleg emulator for the PS2.

 

[Rotollo]

was RCG any good? I played the shit out of River City Ransom on some bootleg emulator for the PS2.

all I know is it has good sprite work, plus how the fuck can you screw up a kunio game up so bad?

 

[Sekirodiealot]

Everytime i see someone defend abby's design i wonder if they've ever seen an athletic and/or muscular woman in their life because they don't like anything like abby. Abbys being trans is the least of my problems. She's just a terrible character and person. Worse than micah rat bell

 

[Ginger Piglet]

The actress that played Xena got a ton of hate mail (harassed in today's language) for being a lesbian traitor when she married a man in RL.

And he was the writer as well. Robert Tapert. He moved down to NZ with her as well.

I find this all too depressingly predictable. Of course, nowadays the Tumblrinas would be all over Xena for "queerbaiting" because they didn't show her and Gab at it like knives every episode.

The good news is Games Workshop got woke recently, so chances are you won't want to play it.

Now the thread is featured it's going to take a while for me to catch up and this post is already too long.

Sob. How do you wokeify 40K. Decide that there are female space marines? Given that they're all transhuman eight foot tall half-ton killing machines with handheld rocket launchers encased head to toe in ceramic composite plate armour, how do you tell the difference?

Thankfully, we'll always have Fantasy from before it got squatted and replaced with Age of Shitmar. The World that Was is about as unwoke as you can get.

 

[GaddafyTheLooneyDuck]

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Dear god this is actually threatening to eclipse the mad glory of the choking meme and it aint even been 24 hours

Ugh, reminded me of all the gross pron Hinca-P did and pushed into his animations.

Speaking. It's offtopic, but am I the only one who noticed that aside from asians, there is an extreme amount of really perverted and sick fucks from latino/hispanic countries, especially from Tacocaineland?

 

[Miang]

true, but when would they be able to record, corona is still a bitch right now and probably a major obstacle in trying to record anything else for TLoU 2
also hello college philosphy majors
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"Something more than mere entertainment"

Jesus Christ, could this clown be any higher off his own farts?