The Last of Us Franchise - Because it's apparently a franchise now. This thread has been double-DMCA’d by Sony Interactive Entertainment.

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♪♫ SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
THE WORLD WAS GONNA GOLF ME
I AIN'T THE BIGGEST CLUB IN THE SHED
SHE WAS LOOKING KIND OF DUMB
WITH TWO FINGERS AND A THUMB
AND THE MEMORY OF JOEL WITH NO FOREHEAD ♪♫
 
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Cowpies said:
So, watched first 2 hours of playthrough.

Ellie is a teenager at this point.
- Joel sings Ellie a song about how he couldn't live without her. It's as cringy as it sounds.
- Ellie is established as bisexual.
- Some guy made a rude remark about her kissing another girl. When he apologizes, saying he was drunk and offers her sandwiches for her trip, she gives them to someone else and calls them 'bigot sandwiches'
(interestingly, Dina, who kissed Ellie, was drunk too and when she apologizes for her behavior Ellie acts like it's a-ok. Guess it's only not ok to do dumb things while drunk if you're a CIS white male)

At this point, you take control of Abby
- Abby is a bitter cunt because their soyboy dumped them and knocked up an icky cis woman.
- She heads off to infiltrate the town Joel and company live in. Zombie killing ensues (no signs of cordyceps)

Back to Ellie
- Ellie and Dina go on patrol and talk about subjects that once again enforce they're into girls.
- FORESHADOWING
- There are card battle cards you can collect. Seriously.
- Long period of boring as fuck patrolling abandoned buildings and killing the occasional zombie. Finally cordyceps!
- After like 40 fucking minutes of the above (seriously), they come across a giant weed grow and a bong made out of a gas mask. They find some joints and toke up. Dina asks how Ellie rates the kiss they shared the other night. They make out.

Yeah, it's just as bad as we thought, and we haven't even got into the meat of the story yet. Jack spent most of the time sperging over the graphics (which are admittedly beautiful). He's acting like he doesn't know a thing about Abby so either he's not been reading anything to avoid spoilers or he's being willfully ignorant.
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Wot in tarnation?
I thought Ellie was supposed to be a minge eatin' lesbo. Now all of a sudden she's bi?
 
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Judge Dredd said:
I don't get why woke developers keep doing this. I mean, I get it, they think attractive women = objectifying male gaze or something, and TLoU2 at least has the excuse of there being no modern cosmetics or cleaning products; but surely this is more offensive to the real women they're depicting than any offence an hypothetical triggered woman would feel seeing someone attractive.

If you want an ugly woman as reference, there's no shortage of them. Don't pick someone who looks like a fashion model and then ugly-ify them.
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theyve been doing it in movies too. no white straight male gaze anymore

Secret Asshole said:
To clear up the confusion: Naughty Dog's statement is that Abby is not a Tranny. This is a lie. Neil Druckman is a sadist, and he gets off on cutting holes in people and fucking them.
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do you think they look at all the people who still dont know whether that thing is supposed to be a woman, just out of genuine confusion and ever realize "huh maybe women DONT look like this even if theyre strong?"
 
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Ruin said:
Have you ever seen a cis woman in real life who's shoulders were two and a half times wider than her hips?

It's borderline biologically impossible for a natal woman to have Abby's proportions.
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And those boobs aren't actual boobs. They're straight up pecs. You could look at a muscled dude wearing a tight shirt and it would produce the exact same effect.
 
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Honestly, don't give a shit if Abby is a troon or not but making fun of her for looking like one pisses people off and that's good enough for me lol

It's possible to make a compelling lgbt character without turning them into a giant virtue signal used to suck woke dick.
 
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Dopey Cunt said:
Wait what? This same guy who saves pregnant zebras also for some unexplained reasons has this fanatic belief that cutting out some girl's brain will lead to a cure that's not even 100% assured? This same dude who holds a scalpel up at you and literally kills you if you get too close to him. This is the person worth becoming a serial killer for? Seriously?
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Well, the bloke thought that he could save the world from the infection while Joel didn't want to lose someone who became his new daughter. Still an interesting question though. It would be more wise to run some tests first rather than jump straight to cutting her brain out (how is this fucking supposed to help to begin with?).
 
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CheezzyMach said:
Eh it's more a joke she's built like Brock Lesnar and mocking ND being virtue signalling tards I think.
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my first reaction to someone telling me that its not supposed to be trans was actual disbelief and an assumption they were joking, i had the same reaction you would if i told you everyone only agreed on a round earth model out of irony. lots of people both for against and neutral on the game are 100 percent convinced she is transgender, out of complete sincerity.
 
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