The Last of Us Franchise - Because it's apparently a franchise now. This thread has been double-DMCA’d by Sony Interactive Entertainment.

Wasn't archived so here.

Perfectly put. The ragging on the game for being not that good shoots the "this is art" argument in the foot.

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So, wait Ellie ACTUALLY lets that bitch Abby live? Why? She fucking murdered Joel with a golfclub, why let her live? Is it one of those 'if you kill them your just as bad' shit memes?

There's literally no narrative reason for it and it heavily contradicts the plot of the entire game. The only and I mean only reason for Ellie letting Abby live is Druckman is delusional enough to think Sony will let him make a TLOU3 starring Abby.
 
So, wait Ellie ACTUALLY lets that bitch Abby live? Why? She fucking murdered Joel with a golfclub, why let her live? Is it one of those 'if you kill them your just as bad' shit memes?
Because Druckmann made the stunningly brave and unprecedented creative decision to write the storyline of "revenge am bad" which is totally not a plotline so basic and overused it was considered passe before the fucking bronze age collapse
 
So, wait Ellie ACTUALLY lets that bitch Abby live? Why? She fucking murdered Joel with a golfclub, why let her live? Is it one of those 'if you kill them your just as bad' shit memes?

She also murdered Jesse. Guy got cucked but didn't seem soy-ridden. So of course he had to get shot in the face.
 
That’s a man, that scene is a depiction of tranny painal, everything about this game is peak “FUCK MY AUDIENCE”.

This is the gaming equivalent of Kevin Smith reee’ing that Gigli “wasn’t for critics”. It wasn’t for anyone, it was just shite.

edit: Jersey Girl, not Gigli. The Affleck/López dumpster fires are so bad my brain tried to combine them into distilled cinematic waste
Jersey Girl had Liv Tyler in it, not Lopez. I kind of liked it, for reasons I still question myself for. It was horrendous, sure, but the movie somehow made Liv Tyler and Ben Affleck seem not insufferable, somehow.
Off-topic I know but I feel like all that needs to be said about this "game" has been said, at least until the reviews come in.
 
kojima is the kind of hack that wasnt malicious in death stranding (unless i missed something) and actually cares about his games beyond political or fetish vehicles, also fun time to point out the hypocrisy of harassing kojima for the quiet when tranny fetish buttfucking in games unannounced is halal
I forgive Kojima because he likes Godzilla 2019 and that his games are mostly good.


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Saw this on my twitter, someone's probably already posted it but just in case yeah, this dude loves tooting his own horn.
At least when Kojima inserted himself, it was more like a fun easter egg. Cuckman here is just flaunting his pretentious assholery.
 
Druckmann is one sick, sad little mother fucker.

And to think on top of everything else this is coming at the cost of ruining one of the all time great developers.

At least Nathan Drake got a proper send off before Naughty Dog went down in flames.

In 2007 those threads would be legendary 2000+ pagers like the original loss.jpg thread.

The good old days.
 
So, wait Ellie ACTUALLY lets that bitch Abby live? Why? She fucking murdered Joel with a golfclub, why let her live? Is it one of those 'if you kill them your just as bad' shit memes?
Ellie: Kills scores of men and infected to keep a potentially mortally wounded man alive.
Also Ellie: Let's the bitch that murdered that man with a 9 iron go free.

Totally legit.
 
Hello? Abby survives because She's the one that will end up in a relationship with Ellie in The Last Ones (The last of us pt III).

You think this sex is grody, just wait until she's having ellie dilate her gash with the end of a baseball gap so the wound doesn't close.
 
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