Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[The Dude]

I’ve worked a lot of CS jobs, and people can be weird, not only Russ. I was never a cashier, but as a representative of the company they should be polite, and if not say thank you, than “have a good day” or whatever is appropriate. Never had anybody rate me for not thanking them, that’s pretty out there, but tbh I’ve seen some stuff.

I don’t understand being annoyed by “no problem” because when you thank somebody, you are not inviting a thank you in return, but a comment on why you thanked them. So to me, no problem has always meant (more formally) “It’s not a problem sir, it’s my job and pleasure.” Most people are not taught to say things like that, but that’s what no problem means.

I spent a lot of time as a bartender/cocktail waitress, where I was often at the mercy of the customers. I even worked in a casino in one of those mini outfits. While I put up with a lot of crap, I’m very glad I never ran into Russell Greer and I’m very thankful for the women nearby that he doesn’t drink.

The only thing worse than Russ Greer would be Russ Greer drunk. Trust me, it would not change his personality for the better.

I doubt casinos would ever be an attractive place for Shit-lips. He would see the gambling as a waste of precious brothel and frivolous lawsuit funds, he doesn't drink or socialize, all the flashing lights and noises of people playing the games would fry his circuits, and those places are designed to be confusing to navigate for people of average intelligence so they keep playing, so with Russhole being a moronic bumblefuck he would be stuck in there forever.

As far as a drunk Russ, that indeed would be absolutely horrific to witness. Luckily for everyone (especially attractive young women) Russhole considers drinking alcohol "beneath him" because he's "too good" to poison the temple that is his body in such a manner. Drinking booze is for losers and saggy pants mocha thugs, not an inspirational Adonis like Russell "The Face" Greer.

 

[Angry New Ager]

Luckily for everyone (especially attractive young women) Russhole considers drinking alcohol "beneath him" because he's "too good" to poison the temple that is his body in such a manner. Drinking booze is for losers and saggy pants mocha thugs, not an inspirational Adonis like Russell "The Face" Greer.

And yet he poisons the temple that is his body every single day by eating absolute garbage.

Actually, I suspect he avoids alcohol because he probably already gets mistaken for a drunk (just as he gets mistaken for a mentally disabled individual), given his stumbling gait, slack face, and slurred speech.

But, his shit personality aside, it's just as well he doesn't drink. Given his disability, it would put him in a vulnerable position if he got drunk. He's physically uncoordinated, plus he can't move his eyes, which limits his visual field and hinders his ability to react. I mean, he has a lot of close calls with motorists nearly running him over as it is, and I am sure his visual difficulties play a role in that. So I could see him falling down and really fucking himself up if he got drunk, or, worse, actually getting his dumb ass run over while stumbling home.

On top of that, he already looks like an utter mong, and while most humans take a protective stance toward the mentally disabled, not all of them do. Being out at night while drinking could very well make him a target, be it of petty grifters or more violent criminals.

Oh, and one other thing--drinking alcohol may be associated with a loss of control in Russell's mind, and if there's one thing Narcs can't stand, it's not being in control. That doesn't mean there are no alcoholic Narcissists, but they may not perceive themselves as being out of control, as Russell likely would. So there's that.

 

[The Dude]

And yet he poisons the temple that is his body every single day by eating absolute garbage.

Actually, I suspect he avoids alcohol because he probably already gets mistaken for a drunk (just as he gets mistaken for a mentally disabled individual), given his stumbling gait, slack face, and slurred speech.

But, his shit personality aside, it's just as well he doesn't drink. Given his disability, it would put him in a vulnerable position if he got drunk. He's physically uncoordinated, plus he can't move his eyes, which limits his visual field and hinders his ability to react. I mean, he has a lot of close calls with motorists nearly running him over as it is, and I am sure his visual difficulties play a role in that. So I could see him falling down and really fucking himself up if he got drunk, or, worse, actually getting his dumb ass run over while stumbling home.

On top of that, he already looks like an utter mong, and while most humans take a protective stance toward the mentally disabled, not all of them do. Being out at night while drinking could very well make him a target, be it of petty grifters or more violent criminals.

Oh, and one other thing--drinking alcohol may be associated with a loss of control in Russell's mind, and if there's one thing Narcs can't stand, it's not being in control. That doesn't mean there are no alcoholic Narcissists, but they may not perceive themselves as being out of control, as Russell likely would. So there's that.

I think Russ not drinking simply boils down to what he's been taught growing up in an LDS family: drinking is bad and only bad people drink. He still sees it as a sin for sinners, even if he isn't religious anymore. Pretty ironic, given that sex out of wedlock is typically seen as more heinous than drinking in the eyes of most LDS people, but that's Russhole for you. He gives a pass on hotties drinking (though he wishes they wouldn't, and would demand they stop if he ever got into a relationship with them) because they're hot and he wants to get him his penis sucked.

 

[AbraCadaver]

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Russ “funny how white people are the REAL VICTIMS” Greer.

 

[AnOminous]

I've always found it a chuckle that Russ took the whole suit-wearing aspect of LDS culture to heart, but ignored the teachings about being neatly groomed, practicing good personal hygiene, being clean shaven, and so on. Maybe he does have an undiagnosed case of the Atsimu with how he obsessively fixates on certain subjects to the detriment of everything else, including being clean and groomed?

It actually looks a lot worse than just wearing jeans and a T-shirt that were washed would look. He actually looks homeless the way he dresses.

 

[The Dude]

It actually looks a lot worse than just wearing jeans and a T-shirt that were washed would look. He actually looks homeless the way he dresses.

I can't decide if Russhole looks like he should be standing on the ledge of a tall building on Wall Street circa the 1930s, or if he just looks like a severely mentally ill homeless man who got lucky when the Salvation Army stopped by the shelter to hand out donated clothes. I guess Option B would be more accurate, since Option A suggests that he was somewhat successful at some point.

 

[Agoraphobic Bullshit]

I’ve worked a lot of CS jobs, and people can be weird, not only Russ. I was never a cashier, but as a representative of the company they should be polite, and if not say thank you, than “have a good day” or whatever is appropriate. Never had anybody rate me for not thanking them, that’s pretty out there, but tbh I’ve seen some stuff.

I don’t understand being annoyed by “no problem” because when you thank somebody, you are not inviting a thank you in return, but a comment on why you thanked them. So to me, no problem has always meant (more formally) “It’s not a problem sir, it’s my job and pleasure.” Most people are not taught to say things like that, but that’s what no problem means.

I spent a lot of time as a bartender/cocktail waitress, where I was often at the mercy of the customers. I even worked in a casino in one of those mini outfits. While I put up with a lot of crap, I’m very glad I never ran into Russell Greer and I’m very thankful for the women nearby that he doesn’t drink.

The only thing worse than Russ Greer would be Russ Greer drunk. Trust me, it would not change his personality for the better.

Russ truly has no therory of mind. If one of us had a mildly annoying interaction from a checkout worker, it wouldn't ruin our day. We likely wouldn't think about it much after that, or assume the cashier was having a bad day/was busy/had something on their mind. To Russ, the most minor shit is directed at him, and he is a victim.

 

[TractorGirl]

I’ve even seen drive-through liquor stores, which I’ve never seen anywhere else.

We have them in almost every town in Australia, further proving we’re a country of pissheads.

 

[Whatthefuck]

We have them in almost every town in Australia, further proving we’re a country of pissheads.

The American Appalachain area has quite a few. Thank goodness for them through this pandemic.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

I think Russ not drinking simply boils down to what he's been taught growing up in an LDS family: drinking is bad and only bad people drink. He still sees it as a sin for sinners, even if he isn't religious anymore. Pretty ironic, given that sex out of wedlock is typically seen as more heinous than drinking in the eyes of most LDS people, but that's Russhole for you. He gives a pass on hotties drinking (though he wishes they wouldn't, and would demand they stop if he ever got into a relationship with them) because they're hot and he wants to get him his penis sucked.

I don't see how drinking is a sin since Jesus drank.

 

[nemesisAF]

Heck, Russell’s existence is proof that God goes on benders...

 

[Telomerase Disgrace]

 

[The Dude]

I don't see how drinking is a sin since Jesus drank.

In the LDS faith we believe in modern day revelations, and one of the revelations we believe is that the Lord has commanded us not to partake in alcohol unless it's in medicine, drugs except for medicine, tobacco should only be used to medicate livestock, and hot drinks like coffee and dark teas. It's a covenant between LDS members and God that we avoid these things as a sign of faith and to show that we wish to stay healthy. I will admit that in my past that I've faltered when it came to drinking and drugs, but I've been clean for five years now. It wasn't easy getting clean, but it was worth it for my wife and boys, and I did it mostly for them but also to renew my show of faith.

Heck, Russell’s existence is proof that God goes on benders...

I think pathetic, sad sack lolcows like Russ are just proof God has a sense of humor. I mean, just look at most of the animals in Australia. You can't tell me that God didn't make the Platypus just for a giggle.

 

[Daisymae]

It wasn't easy getting clean, but it was worth it for my wife and boys, and I did it mostly for them but also to renew my show of faith.

What were her thoughts on you ing on women in a chatroom?

 

[DarkAlien]

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

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Just about anyone who reads this will cringe uncomfortably. And that headline, wow. Talk about arrogance. Praising his efforts in his own press release. Not to mention that it's too long. I've noticed this quite a lot with Russell, but he really has a thing for long, rambling titles. He feels the need to spell out his situation in detail as though it's something relatable, when in reality it's incredibly bizarre and illogical and pretty much no one has ever been in Russell's situation. I've never seen someone so incompetent at everything yet convinced they're great at everything in all my life.

Just... how. How do you look at this and think this makes you sound awesome? Remember, Russell sees this as inspiring. Openly admitting that he's using this song to try to convince a woman to sleep with him. Not a woman he knows, just a woman he thinks is hot. The fact that he's doing it is creepy enough, but to actually brag about it and call it inspiring? Who on earth thinks trying to bang a model is inspiring? Only Russ could be that ignorant. Which leads me to my ultimate point: Does Russell think that sleeping with hot women despite being ugly is somehow inspiring? I think this may actually be the case. Think about it. He brags about going to brothels and tries to get instathots and famous women to notice him, hoping it will end in sex. We've already discussed how he wants to be seen with attractive women so people will envy him, but I'm beginning to think he believes if he sleeps with a hot woman he'll somehow be seen as "overcoming his disability" and people will be envious and admire him. Maybe in his fucked up mind sex=success.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

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1. If you have to day your own song is awesome, it probably means it isn't.
2. Writing your own press release is retarded.
3. There's nothing inspiring about a song about how much you want to fuck a model.​

Seriously Russ, if you were really a songwriter you could write a song with real HUMAN emotion (aside from lust) that wasn't some ploy to fuck a famous celeb. Nobody does that except for you. People who are really passionate about songwriting don't do so for some alterior motive.

How the fuck do you think writing a song about how beautiful a model is is going to win said model over? They already know they're beautiful. They're LITERALLY paid for being freakishly beautiful. It's their fucking job!!!!

 

[Midlife Sperglord]

Florida has those too. They'll even give you a plastic cup with ice in it free with your purchase. I wish I was making that up.

And Russ can’t even get a beer at his local titty joint.

There's nothing inspiring about a song about how much you want to fuck a model.

The Ballad Of Chasey Lane is the only good song ever written about that. Let’s hope Russ never hears it.

 

[MysticMisty]

He's physically uncoordinated, plus he can't move his eyes, which limits his visual field and hinders his ability to react. I mean, he has a lot of close calls with motorists nearly running him over as it is, and I am sure his visual difficulties play a role in that.

That and I have a feeling that Russ thinks looking around before crossing the street is beneath him. Assuming he's not lying about all of these "I almost got run over" incidents, that's a real possibility.

 

[lightswitchdoll]

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I assume the giggle at the end means he's joking (or making an attempt) but it says estimated because it's explicitly NOT a promise, you dingus.

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I'm guessing this is the poor, unfortunate model that made the mistake of responding to him. Well, she's fucked now. Let's just hope that Russ spunks all his money on Taylor so he can't sue this one as well