- Joined
- Mar 21, 2019
Ok so I have now watched almost to the point where Ellie tracks down the Troon for the final confrontation, and my main question is this. After that train wreck of a fucking plot, why did the game not end with Ellie sitting on the tractor with Cuckasian Jr and her lesbian jew? That should have been the ending of the game, Troon and TERF kill a bunch of people for revenge and then they both end up with a somewhat happy ending, Ellie with her kosher Gollum, and Troon with her kiddie troon. But no, Cuckman had to try to pull the Red Dead Redemption ending, where it whizes past the somewhat happy ending and shoots straight into fuck you I'm pissing in your butthole and there is nothing you can do to stop me.
Throughout the plot there were a few things that really looked like a good plot could have been made from this. I think the plot would have been better had it been entirely from the perspective of Owen, since he is the only character that is remotely sympathetic or likable. I also think that if ND wanted to give the fans a good sequel they should have stuck Abby as the unlikable antagonist hunting down Joel and Ellie as they flee across the country. That would have allowed they to pull the cheap retcon of Abby's dad and Joel could have still died at the hands of Abby, just not in the first hour of the fucking game. Instead Abby lets Ellie and Tommy go, catches up to them again later, and again lets them go, then Ellie goes after her trading her happy ending on the sheep farm for revenge, and still does not kill the bitch and lets her go. This game has no plot, it just has a bunch of gender studies essays stitched together with dead dogs and alphabet people.
Throughout the plot there were a few things that really looked like a good plot could have been made from this. I think the plot would have been better had it been entirely from the perspective of Owen, since he is the only character that is remotely sympathetic or likable. I also think that if ND wanted to give the fans a good sequel they should have stuck Abby as the unlikable antagonist hunting down Joel and Ellie as they flee across the country. That would have allowed they to pull the cheap retcon of Abby's dad and Joel could have still died at the hands of Abby, just not in the first hour of the fucking game. Instead Abby lets Ellie and Tommy go, catches up to them again later, and again lets them go, then Ellie goes after her trading her happy ending on the sheep farm for revenge, and still does not kill the bitch and lets her go. This game has no plot, it just has a bunch of gender studies essays stitched together with dead dogs and alphabet people.