Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[Alex Krycek]

The early Church Fathers Clement & Origen of Alexandria taught reincarnation & taught that Y'shua taught it.

Which Clement? Clement of Rome or Clement of Alexandria? Either way citation needed for teaching reincarnation. Origen's writings are considered to be important but tinged with heresy and syncretized with Neoplatonism and having themes out of line with Chalcedonian Christology. Hence why he isn't regarded as a Saint.

EDIT: I see, you mean both of Alexandria. Citation still needed for Clement of Alexandria teaching reincarnation.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

GOD: the 'system as a whole' (all-inclusive), the 'universal quantum computer' is all knowing. God-incarnate is not nor has he/I ever claimed to be "all knowing".

"Great is our Lord and mighty in power;
his understanding has no limit. " Psalm 147:5

"For he looks to the ends of the earth
and sees everything under the heavens." Job 28:24

 

[voiceguy]

But all advanced humanoid life evolved on either GOD=7_4 or FOD=6_4 plan-its.

Source please.

Oh, I forgot. You're just making this up in your own little "unable to tell fantasy from reality" brain.

By the way, you know that equating GOD with FOD is sacrilegious, right? Just check out those Ten Commandments you're so fond of but don't follow.

Spoiler: The Ten Commandments

The Ten Commandments (Exodus 20:2-17 NKJV)
1 “I am the Lord your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. You shall have no other gods before Me. (broken)
2 “You shall not make for yourself a carved image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth; you shall not bow down to them nor serve them. For I, the Lord your God, am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children to the third and fourth generations of those who hate Me, but showing mercy to thousands, to those who love Me and keep My Commandments.(broken)
3 “You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain, for the Lord will not hold him guiltless who takes His name in vain.(broken)
4 “Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy. Six days you shall labor and do all your work, but the seventh day is the Sabbath of the Lord your God. In it you shall do no work: you, nor your son, nor your daughter, nor your male servant, nor your female servant, nor your cattle, nor your stranger who is within your gates. For in six days the Lord made the heavens and the earth, the sea, and all that is in them, and rested the seventh day. Therefore the Lord blessed the Sabbath day and hallowed it.(probably unbroken)
5 “Honor your father and your mother, that your days may be long upon the land which the Lord your God is giving you.(hopefully unbroken)
6 “You shall not murder.(even with his threats, probably unbroken)
7 “You shall not commit adultery.(broken -- the Bible does not sanction divorce, therefore Brad is still married in the eyes of God, ergo having a girlfriend is adultery)
8 “You shall not steal.(I could say he stole Eiler's idea about O being 0, but I'll let that pass -- probably unbroken)
9 “You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.(broken -- this thread is a testament to that)
10 “You shall not covet your neighbor's house; you shall not covet your neighbor's wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor's.”(possibly unbroken, but to be fair that is technically the hardest one to keep)

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

autism420,

Here's a 'coincidence' for you. You posted that at 10:00 as I was leaving the house to meet a friend for breakfast. As soon as I open my front door, there's four police cars across the street (domestic problem). When I met Richard at the McDonalds for coffee, he says, "Just a block away, North Miami Police dispatcher Larry74 Coffee went off over the phone on someone and said, 'How 'bout if I put my gun in your fucking mouth?'"

 

[Coldgrip]

Coldgrip,

GOD: the 'system as a whole' (all-inclusive), the 'universal quantum computer' is all knowing. God-incarnate is not nor has he/I ever claimed to be "all knowing"

So in other words you're not a god.

You will be reincarnated as a cockroach but that doesn't mean that you can't get alot accomplished.

Well if you were a god this would be disconcerting, but you're not. So I'm not concerned.

You still haven't answered my question about how the Wogglebug and the church of bugology relates to you.

 

[Sigyn]

autism420,

Here's a 'coincidence' for you. You posted that at 10:00 as I was leaving the house to meet a friend for breakfast. As soon as I open my front door, there's four police cars across the street (domestic problem). When I met Richard at the McDonalds for coffee, he says, "Just a block away, North Miami Police dispatcher Larry74 Coffee went off over the phone on someone and said, 'How 'bout if I put my gun in your fucking mouth?'"

Brad, you're a fucking psychopath. Get help.

 

[autism420]

autism420,

Here's a 'coincidence' for you. You posted that at 10:00 as I was leaving the house to meet a friend for breakfast. As soon as I open my front door, there's four police cars across the street (domestic problem). When I met Richard at the McDonalds for coffee, he says, "Just a block away, North Miami Police dispatcher Larry74 Coffee went off over the phone on someone and said, 'How 'bout if I put my gun in your fucking mouth?'"

Seems to me as if the cops are reading this thread, investigating you, and subtly dropping you hints. Better watch out!

 

[Maruukat]

What's with the 74s next to some words? Are you multiplying them to the 74th power?

autism420,

Here's a 'coincidence' for you. You posted that at 10:00 as I was leaving the house to meet a friend for breakfast. As soon as I open my front door, there's four police cars across the street (domestic problem). When I met Richard at the McDonalds for coffee, he says, "Just a block away, North Miami Police dispatcher Larry74 Coffee went off over the phone on someone and said, 'How 'bout if I put my gun in your fucking mouth?'"

In your dreams, Brad.

 

[Tsukiko]

This thread is amazing. Keep being crazy, Brad.

edit: Brad, how do you feel about anime? Modern shows run for 12 episodes per season at 24 minute per episode and there are four anime seasons in a year, aligning with the four seasons of the year. Any significance to those numbers? I've decided to collect lolcow opinions on things I like and the opinion of Jesus Christ II himself would be much appreciated.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

Sigyn,

For the record...

Do you believe in GOD?
Jesus son of Joseph was God-incarnate?
The Christ returns to "judge everyone according74 to their actions" (Rev 22:12)?*


Synchronism: 4/24/15 13:10 "(He) was always generous with information." Watson makes long putt. - Golf Channel

In your dreams, Brad.

Wrong, it's a documented synchronism and everyone here is a witness.

This thread is amazing. Keep being crazy, Brad.

edit: Brad, how do you feel about anime? Modern shows run for 12 episodes per season at 24 minute per episode and there are four anime seasons in a year, aligning with the four seasons of the year. Any significance to those numbers? I've decided to collect lolcow opinions on things I like and the opinion of Jesus Christ II himself would be much appreciated.

I'm not animated about anime. There are 13 weeks in a season, thus a deck of cards has 4 suits and 13 cards in each suit. There are 12 aspects of the one dimension of time: 12 hours on a clock, 24 hours in a day.

Why can't you figure these out on your own?

 

[voiceguy]

What's with the 74s next to some words? Are you multiplying them to the 74th power?

No, he's saying the letters in the word add up to 74. Let's see: L12+A1+R18+R18+Y23=72 Hmmm....

Hey, Brad, I think it's time for you to buy a new calculator. It's dividing by 0 which is impossible and it doesn't know how to add. Are you going to admit to making a mistake this time? You have yet to admit to making one in spite of all the mistakes I've shown you. Or maybe you're going to tell me that when A is the second letter of a word you add the 1 and 2 together to make 3. That's as plausible as anything else you've said in this thread.

By the way, if the police dispatcher was in McDonald's yelling at someone on the phone, who dispatched the police cars?

EDIT: Whoops! My bad! Y is 25 which does add up to 74. My apologies.

When are you going to apologize for your horrendous error of equating YHWH to YEHOWAH?

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

Sigyn,

You FAIL. I bet you've heard that alot, huh? 61821920 120016.

 

[Tsukiko]

I'm not animated about anime. There are 13 weeks in a season, thus a deck of cards has 4 suits and 13 cards in each suit. There are 12 aspects of the one dimension of time: 12 hours on a clock, 24 hours in a day.

Why can't you figure these out on your own?

Of course, how foolish of me

 

[voiceguy]

Wrong, it's a documented synchronism and everyone here is a witness.

Sorry if this is a double post but...

Brad! No one here saw that! We only have your word for it and your word holds very little weight around here! Please get some help before it's too late!

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

No, he's saying the letters in the word add up to 74. Let's see: L12+A1+R18+R18+Y23=72

WRONG, Y=25, 3023209201921311518. Larry=74, 111402185114.

voiceguy,

Google it, 13021208621121207 nuts74.

 

[autism420]

voiceguy,

Google it, 13021208621121207 nuts74.

Prove to me that you are Jesus reincarnated.

 

[voiceguy]

WRONG, Y=25, 3023209201921311518. Larry=74, 111402185114.

Too late, I already edited my post to admit my mistake and apologize. Now you need to admit you were wrong and apologize about the whole YHWH fiasco.

And why do you insist on calling people in here by rude names? We don't call you rude names, dipshit Brad.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

voiceguy,

Google it, 13021208621121206 nuts74.

 

[Tsukiko]

nuts

Well yeah

 

[Chipmunk's Bounty]

Hey Brad, I'm just popping in for a quick question. You believe English is the sacred language God created the world in, right? That's why all this numerology stuff works out for you? I'm just wondering that if English is the sacred language, why are there 172 different modern English translations listed on Wikipedia? I guess I have 2 questions for you: 1. Why are there so many translations of the Bible into the "sacred" language, and 2. Which translation is the real one, in your eyes?