Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

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  • August-September 2024

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  • October-November 2024

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  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.5%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 198 14.2%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 794 56.9%

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Hard evidence that Jack has come close to burning down his home. That melted vinyl is likely the result of dipshit having his grill positioned against the building.

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Jack: a lazy man smoker.
 
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I've often wondered how he was able to woo Tammy. I mean, sure, she's not exactly a prize, but she's at least gainfully employed and could be independent. What in hell did she see in Jack? Maybe we should just sit comfortably in the knowledge that they deserve each other.
Naive Christian girl
10 years his junior so impressionable
No oil painting
Pressure to marry and have kids
Swallowed Jack's horseshit about being a successful radio personality
 
I've often wondered how he was able to woo Tammy. I mean, sure, she's not exactly a prize, but she's at least gainfully employed and could be independent. What in hell did she see in Jack? Maybe we should just sit comfortably in the knowledge that they deserve each other.

You greatly overestimate the prospects a 5'4 350lb woman has. Basically it's either Jack or a black man.
 
This vaguely effeminate, physically useless, balding, flabby dough-ball who once choked out his own flesh and blood really thinks he's the pinnacle of masculinity. I pity any woman who ever went for a Romantic Dinner with a younger Jack Scalfani, guy probably took his dates to Pizza Hut and made them pay.
That requires effort, it's far more likely that he microwaved a frozen corndog and put a dollop of salsa on top "just like at the restaurants."

"Give her a corndog. Bitches love corndogs. And always remember -- EAT B'FORE YA EAT, FELLAS. AMIRITE?" :story:
 
I've often wondered how he was able to woo Tammy. I mean, sure, she's not exactly a prize, but she's at least gainfully employed and could be independent. What in hell did she see in Jack? Maybe we should just sit comfortably in the knowledge that they deserve each other.
he talked about it on one of his live chats

i think he said tammy used to date one of the DJs he worked with and that's how he originally knew who she was. then they broke up and jack would always ask her out but tammy would always say no. then she finally said yes and jack was sick with the flu that night but took her out anyways and the rest is history
 
he talked about it on one of his live chats

i think he said tammy used to date one of the DJs he worked with and that's how he originally knew who she was. then they broke up and jack would always ask her out but tammy would always say no. then she finally said yes and jack was sick with the flu that night but took her out anyways and the rest is history
Story book romance.
 

Looks like Jack's new vid is going to be a sequel to an older Cooking with Jack video - Bacon Explosion. Honestly I don't see why this needed a sequel other than Jack craving more meat.

Also, it looks like he's actually using his own Best Jerk Sauce You'll Ever Taste for this. Yuck.



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Oh dear lord. He is using so much meat...4 bowls of meat filled to the brim and 2 trays of bacon. He literally admits to using meat as a 'glue' to keep the other meat together. This is really upsetting; no way he can claim he leans keto after this
 
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Looks like Jack's new vid is going to be a sequel to an older Cooking with Jack video - Bacon Explosion. Honestly I don't see why this needed a sequel other than Jack craving more meat.

Also, it looks like he's actually using his own Best Jerk Sauce You'll Ever Taste for this. Yuck.
Oh wow, he's gone to the "remember the good old days" phase of all failing e-celebs. I'd not be shocked if he actually thinks redoing an old video like this might get some of the old magic back. Also telling he's actually using his shit sauces; I bet that he finally got angry enough at people like me mocking him for refusing to use it he's doing it out of spite. Not out of the joy of cooking, no. Purely out of a childish rage that proves his utter failure as a man.

Have no interest in doing a runthrough of this sadfag shit, but I will comment on what he's making: I hate the structure of it already. It has the innate grease of both cheap sausage of THREE TYPES and bacon. It also has chorizo in it too for no reason, and also some rather disgusting and old looking pork chunks he's still too retarded to not call it "pulled pork".

Oi, Jack. Faggot. You do know that pulled pork is supposed to look a lot more like this, right?

All I know is it looks like shit, and if I HAD to do something like this, I'd contrast the meats. Something like a Bison-Pork burrito from hell. And that pork would be properly made pulled pork, not that cold and old chunk shit he calls that.
 
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he talked about it on one of his live chats

i think he said tammy used to date one of the DJs he worked with and that's how he originally knew who she was. then they broke up and jack would always ask her out but tammy would always say no. then she finally said yes and jack was sick with the flu that night but took her out anyways and the rest is history
Do you think it was the vomiting in the McDonald's parking lot or the McRibs for a first date that told Tammy he was the one?
 
I never got the mindset behind this. Taking care of yourself doesn't make you less manly. If anything, getting your nails (properly) done should be a part of a regular grooming regiment. But I'm just speaking as someone that regularly does their own nails.
Boomer men, specifically middle to lower middle class, are terrified of being seen as 'fags' (ironic considering Jacks profession and also how we've seen his relationships around other men). My dad was that way and I didnt learn other men were doing shit like that until I was like 24, meanwhile all my friends successful dads who were suave and everyone thought were charming and handsome were doing it all the time and hinting at it to us when we were around. I never picked up on it because my dad was the "having callouses on your hands makes you a man, means youve been through shit and came out on top, suck it up pussy" type of dad rather than the one who knows when to be one or the other.

His desire to "be a man" is probably also why he choked out his kid when he got angry and his kid broke a rule, he doesnt actually know HOW to "be a man" other than the "man culture" consumer shit that gets thrown around, so he just reacts by his frustration and anger.
jack was sick with the flu that night but took her out anyways and the rest is history
Hahahaha what a fat cunt. Glad to see his concern for other people's safety and health hasnt fucking changed.
 

Looks like Jack's new vid is going to be a sequel to an older Cooking with Jack video - Bacon Explosion. Honestly I don't see why this needed a sequel other than Jack craving more meat.

Also, it looks like he's actually using his own Best Jerk Sauce You'll Ever Taste for this. Yuck.



Edit:

Oh dear lord. He is using so much meat...4 bowls of meat filled to the brim and 2 trays of bacon. He literally admits to using meat as a 'glue' to keep the other meat together. This is really upsetting; no way he can claim he leans keto after this
I hate how he perpetually calls his shitty abomination videos a “show.”
 

Looks like Jack's new vid is going to be a sequel to an older Cooking with Jack video - Bacon Explosion. Honestly I don't see why this needed a sequel other than Jack craving more meat.

Also, it looks like he's actually using his own Best Jerk Sauce You'll Ever Taste for this. Yuck.



Edit:

Oh dear lord. He is using so much meat...4 bowls of meat filled to the brim and 2 trays of bacon. He literally admits to using meat as a 'glue' to keep the other meat together. This is really upsetting; no way he can claim he leans keto after this
This seems like a healthy recipe for someone who‘s had multiple strokes.
 
i hope someone in the next live chat brings up how many calories is in that and why he's eating it despite all his medical issues

"why is this guy being a hater? thanks for counting the calories mom! like does he have nothing better to do?" is probably close to how he'd respond
 
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