The Last of Us Franchise - Because it's apparently a franchise now. This thread has been double-DMCA’d by Sony Interactive Entertainment.

[AlexGroans]

Why does the little faggot with the bow keep popping up whenever Abby should fucking die?

Also why didn’t Ellie cap nine-iron Abbey the moment she saw her through the doorway? She’s shown less hesitation to kill before this encounter.

 

[Hee]

Abby's voice does not match her character whatsoever. Even wearing multiple layers of clothing, you can see how muscular she is.

They really should have brought on Alastair Duncan for the role. A perfect match imo.

Look him up and check out his roles for the punchline.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

I was right to buy this game

No you weren't, nigga.

Neil Druckmann thanks you for your contribution. You think he gives a shit if the sales figures are 50% ironic? Every purchase is a step closer to his next job.

Fuckers need to absolutely stop giving money to assholes who hate them. Stop giving money to companies who give jobs to assholes who hate you. The situation is bad enough with the rich backers funding this bullshit. At least stop siphoning your own money into that pipeline. Not one dime.

Piracy exists. If ever there was a morally justified reason to use it, it's this. If you absolutely have to experience this thing for yourself, ironically or to review or whatever, at least don't pay for the privilege of Druckmann pissing in your face. If you're into that, there are hookers you can hire who will be far less insufferable and cause a lot less damage.

 

[Candlelight Desolation]

This is not real. This is a joke right?

No. I've seen a few LPs on Youtube; it's real.

 

[Collections Agent]

Can someone give me context for Hulk Hogan falcon punching a kid

 

[Reverend]

Didn't see if this had been posted yet but apparently this was the line at the midnight launch in Sweden. Maybe that guy comparing it to Schindlers List was right, except in a more meta context, the only thing missing is the trains.
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It's sweden, the nation of cucks, simps, and people who want nothing more than to have their society be burned into ash by the hordes of immigrants and socialism.

The would love this game beyond belief as it confirms their belief that they are the enemy, they are the problem, and that only they can fix it by Social Justice.

 

[MeltyTW]

Do you think Druck expected to be abandoned by his would be allies? ive seen several " the chud incels were right for once should listened to the leaks" and more progressive twitter users shitting on it for various reasons in addition to the incidents posted here, resetera doesnt like the game, trans people dont like it, gay people hate it, literally no one likes it, 99 percent of people i got in tard fights with went stone cold silent once the nagasaki of games dropped.

 

[Aurora]

Do you think Druck expected to be abandoned by his would be allies? ive seen several " the chud incels were right for once should listened to the leaks" and more progressive twitter users shitting on it for various reasons in addition to the incidents posted here, resetera doesnt like the game, trans people dont like it, gay people hate it, literally no one likes it, 99 percent of people i got in tard fights with went stone cold silent once the nagasaki of games dropped.

He is either considering hanging himself or he is furiously masturbating. No in-between.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

He is either considering hanging himself or he is furiously masturbating. No in-between.

Alternatively he is doing a combination of those two activities.

 

[Pinochet Was Right]

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This demands for Content Aware Scaling.

 

[AlexGroans]

He is either considering hanging himself or he is furiously masturbating. No in-between.

In both cases, something’s getting choked.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Can someone give me context for Hulk Hogan falcon punching a kid

This is transbian country, motherfucker.

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

No you weren't, nigga.
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Neil Druckmann thanks you for your contribution. You think he gives a shit if the sales figures are 50% ironic? Every purchase is a step closer to his next job.

Fuckers need to absolutely stop giving money to assholes who hate them. Stop giving money to companies who give jobs to assholes who hate you. The situation is bad enough with the rich backers funding this bullshit. At least stop siphoning your own money into that pipeline. Not one dime.

Piracy exists. If ever there was a morally justified reason to use it, it's this. If you absolutely have to experience this thing for yourself, ironically or to review or whatever, at least don't pay for the privilege of Druckmann pissing in your face. If you're into that, there are hookers you can hire who will be far less insufferable and cause a lot less damage.

Being a culture warrior is gay, a million normies are already going to buy this game knowing nothing about it beforehand. $60 more doesn't matter and I'd gladly give the woke crowd even more of my money if it meant I get to laugh at their cringe "art".

 

[John Merston]

Then he forces you to play as a black woman you hate who is not just ugly but is also an amoral cunt.

So Abby is now trans-racial too?

 

[FunPosting101]

It's a triple A game it'll sell well just like the others It'll also be forgotten just like the others

Define "sell well" I think there will probably be high initial sales followed by a sharp drop-off as negative word of mouth gets around.

 

[The Sauce Boss]

Me: "Huh, the game is actually building up, surprisingly well, to Ellie realizing that revenge feels empty and that she doesn't feel any sense of accomplishment or 'justice' for murdering people. Not the way I would have gone with this, but ya know what? Okeedokey."

The game: "okay so you want to play as Abby now."

Me: "Nah, not really, I fucking hate her. She's been shown to care very little about her allies up to this point up until they start dying like flies."

The game: "nah you want to play as Abby."

Me: "No, I don't."

The game: "You want to play as Abby and you will now play as Abby for the rest of the game."

I genuinely would have called this an okay game if it ended with a cliffhanger of Abby finding Ellie and the gang and had a bit more padding in the middle. This shit is gonna be what kills it for me. I don't care about Abby. I don't know why the game is trying to make me care about Abby. Its' a stupid, overdone 'the cycle of revenge' plot and they're doing it in such a hamfisted, stupid way that I want no part of it. It's ruining what, up to this point, has been a pretty decent story and a fun, if difficult, gameplay loop.

 

[James Roancrest]

In both cases, something’s getting choked.

Just like David Carradine.

 

[MeltyTW]

Being a culture warrior is gay, a million normies are already going to buy this game knowing nothing about it beforehand. $60 more doesn't matter and I'd gladly give the woke crowd even more of my money if it meant I get to laugh at their cringe "art".

the best laughter comes when druckman is impoverished and fucks off this planet for thinking we wanted to see his amateur gay porno, we must contribute towards this outcome even if we can only be contribute a tiny bit more to the unlikely chance of the game flopping. the worst laughter is niel sliding your 60 in and out a mans asshole as a cock ring. besides its literally indie movie the game just watch it

 

[Chin of Campbell]

The game has a lot of dead air where the characters just talk and you climb on stuff.

Isn't this literally every Naughty Dog game though

 

[FuckedUp]

The Joel head flashback felt like something familiar, and I just now realized it reminded me of those old creepypastas.

Are we sure Neil Druckmann wasn't simply so out of ideas that he ripped off a 14-year-old's TLOU creepypasta he stumbled upon? Those were at peak popularity when the first game came out and this one started development.