The Last of Us Franchise - Because it's apparently a franchise now. This thread has been double-DMCA’d by Sony Interactive Entertainment.

Just be warned, its a very slow burn and the first five episodes are hard to get through. Try to tolerate Asta's voice for the first 3-4 episodes, it gets better. And it has a MASSIVE amount of foreshadowing, so try to pay attention. Also a lot of people find the main protag annoying, but he grew on me. I recommend pirating or going to crunchy roll's free trial as Hulu only goes up to episode 50 and you really start understanding at episode 70. Also there are 'gag' characters who actually get their own development and growth. You think this woman who dresses in underwear is there just for fan service, but you find out she's actually been abused. The characters are all really good.

That being said, the 'rules' of the world aren't asspulls and the characters genuinely need to work together. Asta is an imperfect protagonist. He's stupid, reckless, and way too trusting. But he's basically super optimistic and inspiring. I really do enjoy it. Plus it has some fucking awesome openings:




All I can say to this is:


Also the Tanya movie absolutely SHITS all over commies its fucking hysterical.

I love Youjo Senki so much but I've actually heard the reason the movie shits all over commies is because the creator unironically identifies as a communist. Whack.

Anyways, here's a meme I don't think I've seen get posted in the last 60+ pages I've read to keep this post relevant.

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I love Youjo Senki so much but I've actually heard the reason the movie shits all over commies is because the creator unironically identifies as a communist. Whack.
For fun cross pollination, the voice of Tanya in the english dub metoo'd a fellow voice actor and was resentful her name wasn't the box art of another show.
 
So I watched the bit where Ellie kills Nora. While you press F to pay respects, I mean, press square to club screaming victim, the camera locks on Ellie's glowering little face, which she screws up like she's stubbed her toe with each beefy splat. I assume this is a directorial choice to show teh human cost ob rebenge www. Cucks, I'm not a little girl, I'm a grown man who's made a lot of mistakes*. Lemme see that wig split and I'll decide if it's taken a ghastly toll on muh soul, TYVM. This isn't even good revenge. (yeah, I've seen the ending)

*paying for this game wasn't one of them though! 8)
 
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For the love of God, can we PLEASE stop comparing this to normie fails like Mass Effect 3? Those all fucked up in their own rights, but this
  • kills the original protagonist, then makes you play as the killer for the majority of the game
  • flaunts the producer's (((heritage))) by inserting an out-of-place synagogue and talking about the 6 million, and actively prevents you from damaging sacred Jewish memorabilia
  • literally has a scene where the producer fucks their mary sue in the ass, in one of the most—if not the most—graphic sex scenes in any video game (or mass-market media in general, for that matter)
This is the worst piece of media in the last 50 years, if not more. Action 52 was a better game than this. Nintendo terminating their deal with Sony was less of a gaming fuck-up.
 
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Cliff Bleszinski on TLOU2:

" "ElLiE iS iNtO gIrLs dIS iZ SJW nOnsEnse" Fuck right off with that. "

And Erik Kain's response:

"I really feel like focusing just on THIS when reacting to negative reactions to #TLOUS2 is kind of silly. Reminds me of the reaction to people not loving #MassEffect3. "Entitled gamers" and whatnot. Here we go again..."

 
Every time we get some sequel shit, the last jedi, any disney star wars, really. GOT past the book writing, every fuckin' reboot they trot out, why does everyone still fall for it? They keep buying and consuming this shit while giving it free publicity and pushing the hashtags thinking they're helping themselves when all they do is further incentivize this garbage.

If you bought this game with money, you deserve the misery. Not researching a modicum of these shitstains before buying means you're the kind of fart-tard that needs to have hours wasted and enthusiasm spit upon. And go fuck that he/she at the bar, they've expressed interest in you and it's transphobia if you don't let them chili-ring you with their 4" chick-dick.
RDR2 seems pretty good so far.
 
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