TLoU2 - Gay Panic in the Time of Plague (Video Game Edition, not Real Life) - June 19, 2020(?) - ???

Trappin in the Trap said:
He got triggered by lesbians smoking weed and making out.
Just imagine how old Phil would've reacted.

"Aw yeah, take her top off. Lets see those Jewish titties, babe! Hava Nagila? More like, Havin a sex scene! ACK ACK ACK!"
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That's why I think this uncomfortable puritanism is because of Khet keeping his bahllz in a vise grip. I mean forget the lesbian kissing scene, imagine how old Phil would react to the sex scene which is yet to come!
 
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Comma said:
He's being exceptionally childish mature about the lesbian kissing scene. He even pulled up the PS4 overlay at some point.

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What's wrong with 2 ladies kissing each other Phil?
 
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Trappin in the Trap said:
He got triggered by lesbians smoking weed and making out.
Just imagine how old Phil would've reacted.

"Aw yeah, take her top off. Lets see those Jewish titties, babe! Hava Nagila? More like, Havin a sex scene! ACK ACK ACK!"
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Hate to admit this, but if that joke actually came out of Phil's mouth today, I'd actually probably laugh. Knowing how down the shitter social media, youtube and twitch are going, it would actually be a bit funny because of how deluted he made his content with safe and boring commentary.
 
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SkippyLongbottom said:
Hate to admit this, but if that joke actually came out of Phil's mouth today, I'd actually probably laugh. Knowing how down the shitter social media, youtube and twitch are going, it would actually be a bit funny because of how deluded he made his content with safe and boring commentary.
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Agreed. Nü-Phil is so mind numbing that his 90s shock jock humor would be a breath of...well, fetid air, but at least it'd make me feel something.
 
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Comma said:
He's being exceptionally childish mature about the lesbian kissing scene. He even pulled up the PS4 overlay at some point.

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one of the few time phil isn't wrong. this shit is fucking retarded and terrible and cringe as fuck
 
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Comma said:
He's being exceptionally childish mature about the lesbian kissing scene. He even pulled up the PS4 overlay at some point.

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Phil has serious intimacy issues. He is the adult son of a very controlling mother. He moved across the entire continental United States to get away from her.
Even a mild statement from Marge Simpson being attracted to her husband Homer Simpson takes Phil completely aback and has him saying 'What the? Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. . . that was weird! ACK ACK ACK ACK'
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Comma said:
He's being exceptionally childish mature about the lesbian kissing scene. He even pulled up the PS4 overlay at some point.

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get it together phil, compose yourself. sorry virtual characters are getting more action than you
 
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Malcolm Tucker said:
So he can make jokes about dicks and being buttfucked, but 2 chicks start making out and he acts like a 10 year old watching a sex scene with his parents? Dude needs a therapist to work through whatever sexual issues he's got.
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Well in my experience gays and lesbians don't get along to well, so it makes sense he didn't like that scene, after all...
 
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big ups liquid richard said:
Did DSP take your picture and tweet it, or did you take this picture from DSP's twitter?
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He sure did take it from here. He posted it on twitter way after it was uploaded here.

this is @KillDeer's upload - https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/1592603491263-png.1390203/

this is Phil's upload - https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ea65VQDUMAEu6XW?format=jpg&name=medium

How ya goin' Phil? Good to see you're browsing still. :hulk:

*edited to give credit to @KillDeer
 
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Kermit the Frog said:
Yes, it doesn't really have anything to do with a game that takes during a zombie apocalypse, and The Last of Us 2 is going full on "zombies?" with its shitty, boring story but goddamn there's nothing wrong with some moments of humanity thrown in
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I’d argue it has plenty to do with a zombie apocalypse. Most movies and shows in general attempt to add in some relatable human moments to things like apocalypses and fantasy, it’s how are minds relate it back to us. I can probably count the amount of zombie movies on one hand that didn’t have some sort of romance subplot.

The main character is also 19....he’s acting like he’s playing as a boomer acting like a teen....and this is all so stupid because at the end of the day even ignoring the leaks he was probably more than happy to read I remember the first dumb trailer for this movie being mainly focused on this main girl and whoever the other girl is kissing at some kinda party, I don’t think the marketing was trying to hide the focus on this aspect of the game, he’s got nobody to blame but himself for buying a game that’s story isn’t how he wants it to be

Great response from this person, but sadly it falls on deaf ears, phil is a mature adult who wouldn’t let his emotions for his beautiful get the best of him in a high stakes zombie apocalypse
 

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I skimmed through this thread and I'm actually surprised, he didn't mess with the accessibility options at all?

I saw there are a bunch of them and some are just straight up cheat codes. Considering how much of a wheelchair his audience is (literally) I'm surprised he left everything on default

You'd think Phil would spend half the stream reading through each accessibility option individually, turn each of them on to see what it does, then either say "uuuh, I don't see anything different" or "oh my God ACKACKACK what the fuck is thiiis?"
 
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