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It's probably the same reason fathers predict daughters being easier to raise and mothers predicting sons to be easier instead. People are egocentric by nature, so they're going to presume the upbringing they didn't experience was easier, since humans like to imagine they had it tougher than anybody else around them. Until we find a way to live twice, we'll never know for certain. But because Kevin is so mentally stunted, he has this magical and childish thinking that not only was his opposite sex's puberty easier, it was somehow this magical adventure. The sleepovers he never experienced weren't just lazily grouping around a television and watching some saccharine movie while throwing food at each other, it was nights of giggling schoolgirls chittering about gossip and pillow fighting before everyone laughed themselves to a peaceful sleep together. His run-of-the-mill, blasé male puberty was nothing but his body constantly exploding hair, body odor, and semen, so of course this mysterious female puberty has to be something fantastical instead of something almost equally unpleasant or mundane.Why do they have such a creepy view on teenage girls? I remember quite a few of my classmates were saying how easy we boys had it compared to them.
And what's with the borderline fetishization of "sleepovers"? I stayed rounds friends' houses and had them round, but we didn't attach any significance to it or even call them "sleepovers". We'd just say "wanna come over on Friday? Shall I ask mom if you can stay?" There was nothing special about it, and if Kev wasn't such an alien he could probably have done the same ...
Before mankind chartered the whole world, it was easy to tell yourself that there was a dragon over the horizon. When the mystery is gone, boring reality seeps in. Female puberty is Kevin's dragon over the horizon, and a male experiencing that is world which may never be chartered. So as long as he can be convinced it's there, he'll always believe it's mystical and wonderful. But it really doesn't help that he's probably masturbating to the thought of it.