The Last of Us Franchise - Because it's apparently a franchise now. This thread has been double-DMCA’d by Sony Interactive Entertainment.

[teleméres69]

Didn't they also have dialogue that implied they've been cutting kids brains out before Ellie and failed to make a vaccine? How am I supposed to feel sorry for Joel killing a bunch of terrorists who murder children and torture military personal who probably signed up to have a roof over their head that is safe from fungus zombies? The more they try to give backstory to these people, the more horrible they are. If anything Joel should have killed the doctor slowly for being a psychotic child torturer.

Would the vaccine even be needed? I dunno what the actual lifespan of infected are, but I would have figured by 20 years most of the infected would have starved to death or something. At least there'd be much fewer to worry about and less people to get infected as well. It's been a while since I've read any of the lore from the first granted, and this game probably doesn't give a shit if you read it anyway

Wasn't it implied they have videos of operations on other immune too? Implying Ellie would have died anyways
Also now that we know it's a conjoined twin thing or whatever. Would a successful vaccine even be possible?

 

[Unsweet]

I don't think Joel's death was a bad thing. He was getting old and at some point SOMEONE was going to get him and being the character he was he would gone down swinging. The game should have been about passing the torch onto Ellie as she explores the environments trying to find her own way in the world. Needless to say Abby was a unneeded addition.

 

[Exbein]

It's the Holocaust of the Internet. Over six million harassment tweets were sent to innocent wahmen indie game devs like Zoey Quinn, PoC journalists like Leigh Alexander and LBTGQQBP persons like Sarah Butts.
It will take decades for this trauma to heal.

No,you dum dum. Gamergate is the 9-11 of the internet

 

[Fluoxetine Man]

In additon to IGN Japan giving it a lower score, the game is apparently getting massively reviewed bombed in China and Korea as well. Asians hate it more than Americans

WTF, I love China now!

 

[John Merston]

Where the fuck did she get hormones in the apocalypse?

Her daddy harvested them from all the immune people they killed trying to find a cure for the fungus.

 

[Marco Fucko]

I'm loving all the streamers who avoided spoilers actually getting angry. Tyler1's reaction was particularly good.

 

[NSJAP]

Here's youtuber NeoCranium, a wannabe movie writer who wants to be in the hollywood. He very likes and respects the first game and he made a stream on the second. Here's a supercut if you interested.

Part 1 - https://files.catbox.moe/rfxpzq.mp4

Part 2 - https://files.catbox.moe/mkwilv.mp4

Sorry for shitty quality, had to fit into 200 mb

 

[Marissa Moira]

CrowbCat much like Joel, died from Tranny abuse.

 

[JoelInOneProTour]

Every single twitch streamer and twitch chat ive seen fucking hates Abby lmao, I challenge someone to find a single person who actually likes her. Cuckman is a failure.

 

[Least Concern]

Nick Rekieta and Drexel showed Ty Beard (Vic Mignogna's attorney) the sex scene last night. In case you were curious about the reaction of a true boomer.

 

[Dopey Cunt]

Nick Rekieta and Drexel showed Ty Beard (Vic Mignogna's attorney) the sex scene last night. In case you were curious about the reaction of a true boomer.

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Omg, lmao
The face says it all.

 

[Rotollo]

Nick Rekieta and Drexel showed Ty Beard (Vic Mignogna's attorney) the sex scene last night. In case you were curious about the reaction of a true boomer.

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Exploit to your hearts content fellow kiwis

 

[Haramburger]

rewatching pewd's stream part 3 in Seattle and at one point you get to walk into a music store and Ellie plays an acoustic(actually pleasant) version of Aha's "Take On Me" in game; after singing along, Felix just realizes out loud "Thanks for the copystrike Last Of Us." This game is engineered on every level, in every facet, to fuck you over as a player. As a streamer. As a content creator. It really is impressively meta.

Timestamped for your consumption(12:33 in):

 

[JoelInOneProTour]

rewatching pewd's stream part 3 in Seattle and at one point you get to walk into a music store and Ellie plays an acoustic(actually pleasant) version of Aha's "Take On Me" in game; after singing along, Felix just realizes out loud "Thanks for the copystrike Last Of Us." This game is engineered on every level, in every facet, to fuck you over as a player. As a streamer. As a content creator. It really is impressively meta.

Timestamped for your consumption(12:33 in):

At this point I honestly wouldn't be surprised If one day Neil Cuckman rips off his lizard skin face and is revealed to be Cancer free Andy Kaufman.

 

[Zaryiu]

All videogame sex scenes are the equivalent of banging two naked Barbie dolls together. This made Neil cum guaranteed which is more pathetic than anything else.

Fuck you, I didn't need that mental image

 

[Marissa Moira]

We have a universe where freakish fungus zombies exist and they think a tranny sex scene will be shocking?

Where's my rotting mushroom penis tentacle monster? An infected gestalt that goes around raping women like a ravenous land ocotpus so that they may become corrupted brood queens to produce more individuals for the zombie mutant collective? Give me some real body horror shit. Like a goddamn flesh carousel of sexual reproduction.

Fungus can operate similar to ants and you have massive colonies, you would think the next step would be having actual hives and hierarchies within the infected.

 

[Rotollo]

Where's my rotting mushroom penis tentacle monster? An infected gestalt that goes around raping women like a ravenous land ocotpus so that they may become corrupted batteries to produce more seeds for the zombie mutant collective?

Sorry, team silent was disbanded years ago, enjoy your baby pseudo horror with relationship drama instead

 

[Marco Fucko]

Nick Rekieta and Drexel showed Ty Beard (Vic Mignogna's attorney) the sex scene last night. In case you were curious about the reaction of a true boomer.

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Is it just me or does Nick kind of look like the guy fucking Abby.

 

[Titos]

We have a universe where freakish fungus zombies exist and they think a tranny sex scene will be shocking?

Where's my rotting mushroom penis tentacle monster? An infected gestalt that goes around raping women like a ravenous land ocotpus so that they may become corrupted brood queens to produce more individuals for the zombie mutant collective? Give me some real body horror shit. Like a goddamn flesh carousel of sexual reproduction.

Fungus can operate similar to ants and you have massive colonies, you would think the next step would be having actual hives and hierarchies within the infected.

You'll have to wait for Scorn to come out for that.

 

[Marissa Moira]

So we have a whole situation where we know the infected will die in the cold and that's why they migrate. So basically large parts of Canada and and Greenland are huge ass safe zones in North America where it's fucking cold year round. And Russia would have already fully recovered by now. If you're to the point where you can observe predictable seasonal behavior, they would have been easily wiped out.

Every migration has choke points that's why predators set themselves up in the same specific areas in every animal documentary ever. If you can keep the infected from moving south they all die in the coming season. Hell even for song birds that are in danger for going extinct people find poachers' capture nets in the same places along the same paths year after year.