The Last of Us Franchise - Because it's apparently a franchise now. This thread has been double-DMCA’d by Sony Interactive Entertainment.

[teleméres69]

The Rat King is probably the most interesting thing we get added to the story. Would have liked to see more creatures like that. Or maybe a main villain who's sentient infected. Then again I'm sure Druckmann would have fucked that idea up and would have just disappointed us

We have a universe where freakish fungus zombies exist and they think a tranny sex scene will be shocking?

Where's my rotting mushroom penis tentacle monster? An infected gestalt that goes around raping women like a ravenous land ocotpus so that they may become corrupted brood queens to produce more individuals for the zombie mutant collective? Give me some real body horror shit. Like a goddamn flesh carousel of sexual reproduction.

Fungus can operate similar to ants and you have massive colonies, you would think the next step would be having actual hives and hierarchies within the infected.

You'd figure this would make a vaccine redundant and most infected would be dead. The real effort would be cleaning the fungal gunk off the walls of buildings and clearing out spores. Abby's revenge isn't really relatable when her dad was a piece of shit (but remember he saved a zebra guys)

So we have a whole situation where we know the infected will die in the cold and that's why they migrate. So basically large parts of Canada and and Greenland are huge ass safe zones in North America where it's fucking cold year round. And Russia would have already fully recovered by now. If you're to the point where you can observe predictable seasonal behavior, they would have been easily wiped out.

Every migration has choke points that's why predators set themselves up in the same specific areas in every animal documentary ever. If you can keep the infected from moving south they all die in the coming season. Hell even for song birds that are in danger for going extinct people find poachers' capture nets in the same places along the same paths year after year.

 

[Berrakh]

Every single twitch streamer and twitch chat ive seen fucking hates Abby lmao, I challenge someone to find a single person who actually likes her. Cuckman is a failure.

Good thing you put "actually" in there or else I'd say I like her for being so bad she's essentially enraged the whole world.

 

[AnOminous]

Every migration has choke points that's why predators set themselves up in the same specific areas in every animal documentary ever. If you can keep the infected from moving south they all die in the coming season. Hell even for song birds that are in danger for going extinct people find poachers' capture nets in the same places along the same paths year after year.

This is the main problem with any long-term zombie apocalypse scenario that doesn't entirely wipe out humanity in a short period of time. They're dumb as shit. They wander off cliffs, walk straight into fires, suicidally attack even well armed humans, etc. If they didn't have a large pool of humans to convert, their numbers would rapidly dwindle even without anyone trying to do anything to them. Humans would eventually just move to where zombies couldn't go and wait for them to die, even if civilization was completely kaput and they couldn't come up with any better ideas.

 

[Slimy Time]

Omg, lmao
The face says it all.
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This is the boomer normie reaction to this (well, perhaps until he started going on Nick's channel and getting involved with WW). I imagine a number of normal people having a similar reaction to this mess of a scene.

 

[Dopey Cunt]

A japanese player has entered the chat.

 

[NSJAP]

lmao

 

[Love Machine]

It is very amusing to see ecelebs that were all jumping on the leak bandwagons, posting their stream and videos with soyboy mouth on the thumbnail, advertising tlou2.

 

[Borax Bozo]

This is the main problem with any long-term zombie apocalypse scenario that doesn't entirely wipe out humanity in a short period of time. They're dumb as shit. They wander off cliffs, walk straight into fires, suicidally attack even well armed humans, etc. If they didn't have a large pool of humans to convert, their numbers would rapidly dwindle even without anyone trying to do anything to them. Humans would eventually just move to where zombies couldn't go and wait for them to die, even if civilization was completely kaput and they couldn't come up with any better ideas.

That's part of what's interesting about Crossed, in that it's a 'zombie' scenario but the zombies aren't braindead and can be genuinely cunning at times. Their limiting factor is their impulsiveness - they can't help obeying the impulse to pleasure, and they don't think long term for the most part.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

lmao
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Jesus Christ her grunts are even repetitive and bad. Did they only let her do one take? Why couldn't they get a troon?

 

[Love Machine]

This is the main problem with any long-term zombie apocalypse scenario that doesn't entirely wipe out humanity in a short period of time. They're dumb as shit. They wander off cliffs, walk straight into fires, suicidally attack even well armed humans, etc. If they didn't have a large pool of humans to convert, their numbers would rapidly dwindle even without anyone trying to do anything to them. Humans would eventually just move to where zombies couldn't go and wait for them to die, even if civilization was completely kaput and they couldn't come up with any better ideas.

Mind you in the northern United States and canada, they would just freeze solid from exposure during the winter.

 

[FeatherDuster]

Jesus Christ her grunts are even repetitive and bad. Did they only let her do one take? Why couldn't they get a troon?

Ellie has the same problem too, with the same exact take of the word shit being used repeatedly, sometimes in the same scene even.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

They really rushed it. Dialogue is stilted. I'm starting to see why ND is a sinking ship.

 

[Titos]

lmao
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This Morrowind Mod is lookin' pretty cool.

 

[TexOffender]

lmao
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This reminds of that part in porky's 2 where they're doing the play with the mannequin leg.

 

[Haramburger]

This reminds of that part in porky's 2 where they're doing the play with the mannequin leg.

We live in strange times where Porky's 2 is a better storytelling experience than this 100 million dollar production.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Where the fuck did she get hormones in the apocalypse?

Clearly "she" had some stocked up but "her" supply ran out, hence the slab-like man pecs in the non-flashback parts of the game.

 

[derpherp2]

they can't help obeying the impulse to pleasure, and they don't think long term for the most part.

You sure that's from a virus? Sounds normal to me.

 

[Quintex96]

lmao
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DARK SOULS

 

[Notgoodwithusernames]

Ellie has the same problem too, with the same exact take of the word shit being used repeatedly, sometimes in the same scene even.

To be fair ND having characters say shit has become something of a trademark.

 

[MagneticTowels]