For the Catholic Church that still has the dark cloud of the sex abuse scandals still hanging over it's head, it does not look good for a Catholic run shelter to have the Spokane pedo freak doing his "thing" from inside the walls.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Try to picture Lucas from the HOC s perspective. He is exactly the kind of broken, pitiful soul that needs God's love and mercy. He's not ever going to get love elsewhere, and he can't do anything to help himself. He's just too stupid, weak and helpless. That's got to be like Viagra for Catholics.
Even more than altar boys, with the tight little rumps.
Anyway, Lucas's content grows dull. He's like a musician that knows 1 chord, and wrote 1 song under a dozen different titles. Or a tard bird that learned 1 note of a mating call, and shrieks it all day everyday.
He feels stagnant, but I have high hopes for him. His current rut cannot last, and a confinement saga still looms in the horizon.
Even more than altar boys, with the tight little rumps.
Anyway, Lucas's content grows dull. He's like a musician that knows 1 chord, and wrote 1 song under a dozen different titles. Or a tard bird that learned 1 note of a mating call, and shrieks it all day everyday.
He feels stagnant, but I have high hopes for him. His current rut cannot last, and a confinement saga still looms in the horizon.
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I am surprised that he hasn't wandered over to Seattle this week. it has everything he espouses
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He doesn't want to go to things, he wants things to go to him. If those things don't gravitate to him naturally they're bigots and agephobics in his eyes.
He doesn't want God's love and mercy unless it means God drops a teen girl on his mangy dick.
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Lucas bragging about Goldy is funny. It says if Lucas thinks that if Goldie does a lot of bicycling, somehow that suggests something healthy about Lucas? I'm sure it makes sense in his swiss cheese brain.
Perhaps we should come up with a list of kiwi Farms questions, for interview #3?
Something to prevent Goldaorr from having to ask questions about fucking anime and video games over and over again?
My first question would be why Lucas thinks people's political beliefs have to square with their love life. Why he thinks that being a communist or socialist means that you have to date a homeless fatty, cuz if not, you a hypocrite?
Any suggestions for questions?
Perhaps we should come up with a list of kiwi Farms questions, for interview #3?
Something to prevent Goldaorr from having to ask questions about fucking anime and video games over and over again?
My first question would be why Lucas thinks people's political beliefs have to square with their love life. Why he thinks that being a communist or socialist means that you have to date a homeless fatty, cuz if not, you a hypocrite?
Any suggestions for questions?
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True. Lucas's atheism seems based on his sexual failures: he cannot conceive of a god who doesn't shower him with teen poonaner.
Catholic charities must have an affinity for the lost and fucked up. I imagine the poor bastards that feed him, house him, maybe even pray for him, just futilely hoping that he'll let God in to heal him.
Fat chance, but I find it comical.
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But Lucas also espouses what many of his constituents do. They can protest and riot in urban areas... he's cognizant enough to stay comfy in 2,3% black Spokane.
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That was.....interesting
'If you are gen z and drive past the homeless shelter in a car you're a hypocrite!'
'Older men crave women who look like their daughters...which I don't have...or sons...and young women secretly crave older men who are like their fathers!' obvious projection and RED FUCKING PEDO FLAG
'Why do men around age 40 start to develop feelings for young women who people say are too young for them' more projection and that could easily be a freudian slip going on there
'Do you think nature makes mistakes?' Well lucas that is the last thing you should be asking considering you're a walking genetic fuckup
'Why are there planets like jupiter that were supposed to according to physics develop into suns' Dumbass it was never supposed to do anything of the sort. Most known planets are gas giants. They are a common thing. They are not failed stars. a planet has to be absolutely massive compared to jupiter to have any chance of becoming a star
'There are no accidents in nature' Look in the mirror lucas
Claims 100% of men want to fuck underage girls. sorry 'inappropriately aged' girls, according to others, because 'nature wants you to cause telomerase in the balls and the eggs'
and then there is obvious lucas logic going on with the progesterone when he starts saying how it 'elevates my testosterone which makes me want them!' which is a clear 'its YOUR fault I want you! Your fault i'm a creepy pedo' and even uses it to claim thats why the young men are hoarding the women. ffs he talking like a fucking rapist trying to make excuses as to why its his victims fault that he wants them. 'Its not MY fault my testosterone went through the roof and made me go nuts and rape you! its YOURS for being young zoomers who don't put out to me so I just build up and lose it and rape you! bigots!' right lucas?
and he thinks he is important because some no name tard who enables his behavior to get clout interviews him. He also thinks the guy will defend him against criticism. Yet again showing how he uses people and views people in terms of how they can be of use to him. 'He gives me things! He will protect me against bigots on his podcast!' if lucas was German, not a complete tard and living the 40s he'd be exactly the kind of person who'd sign up as a death camp guard
and imagine being that guy taking a shit in there while hes ranting about questionably aged little girls and how every guy wants to fuck them at 40. He should be grateful it wasn't somebody working there that heard that and flipped out on him for it
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"A lot of research says that dudes my age will give kids stronger dna" provide sources and stop making empty claims you fat incel, no wonder women don't take you seriously as anything other than a potential rapist. Prove examples of 'strong dna'
"Riddle me that batman, why did the hell would you have feelings if nature didn't want it to happen?"
Common map excuses for being attracted to children. Nature doesn't want you to molest kids Lucas, that's just your broken brain that you refuse to get treatment for
"You think nature makes mistakes? Well maybe by developing humans it did. But it also taught a lot of things about we're different from animals and how we don't live in harmony with nature"
I'm looking at one right now, and your parents are probably thinking the same. You're sure different from animals Lucas, they learn from their mistakes, and you're not in harmony wherever you live. I kinda feel sorry for them. Nobody deserves their kid to grow up to be a garbage human like you. Also that side boob cleavage is really distracting Lucas, please button up your shirt, nobody wants to see your tits
"Capitalism is a disease"
So is mrsa
"Accidents happen on the evolutionary process"
I'm looking at an evolutionary train wreck that doesn't show any sign of stopping
"They call Jupiter a failed star"
They also call you a failed human
"There's no real accidents in nature, there's just things we don't understand. Like my phone falling down"
You mean gravity? I'd imagine you'd be very familiar with the force that keeps your mantits sagging
"Why if nature is perfect, do things happen that are mistakes?"
Nobody says nature is perfect Lucas, nature is not some infallible deity, put the fedora away
"Intelligence is not a matter of what you right down with a pencil, it's a matter of how you use your eraser"
You refuse to correct your mistakes because in your broken mind you do no wrong and its everyone elses problem, so bu your own merit you are unintelligent Lucas
"Why would 100% of men about the age of 40 start developing feelings for women that everybody says is too young for them? Like 100% don't lie, you know they're hot"
Gonna need some evidence every man thinks this way Lucas. Why specifically 40? What age exactly is too young for them that they're developing feelings for? Why do they all develop this yet simultaneously everyone agrees it's too young for them? What about homosexual men, do they just secretly want to fuck little girls too? I know you're just projecting your pedophilia onto others, but at least try to sound intelligent when you want to justify your attraction to minors
"Because nature wants you to have babies with them. That's telomerase"
Nature does not want you to impregnate children Lucas, that's your mental illness. Even the Germans didn't have as insane a eugenics ideology as you Lucas
"If you want me to go through all the older women that I find good looking, give me an hour and I'll probsbly fill 100 pages"
I like the pause there, like the best you could say about older women was good looking because what you really crave are those girls less than half your age. How about just fill 1 page purely with the names, I'm curious who you'd pull out your ass. Besides Michelle Obama which is pretty low effort even for you Lucas
"Imperfections teach you lessons. You make mistakes in order to learn things. That's the scientific process, that's how you learn things. You can't just wake up perfect. You learn things through mistakes"
So what did you learn from Suzanne or the Starbucks incident? Not to creep on teen girls? Not to send creepy unsolicited notes to women? Not to abuse your partner? Not to stalk women? Nothing says scientific process like getting yourself thrown out multiple places, banned from multiple establishments, and catfished several times a year. Really the fast learner Lucas
"There's tons of like actresses and celebrities that I could list, that are like women 50 years or older that are physically attractive. I could easily, I bet you could too, but are you dating them, bigit? No. Have you dated a baby boomer when you're gen z, have you dated a gen x chick when you're gen z"
Go for it, you literally have nothing better to do with your time when all you do is smoke weed, eat junk food, and scream at the internet. Why would a child date someone old enough to be their parent or grandparent? I know you're a pedophile Lucas, but even you can't be that stupid. Nobody else is this obsessed with generations/age like you are, save for maybe people like Epstein, you know, the guy you idolise
"Young women produce a lot of progesterone, which elevates your testosterone levels. And older men experience a drop in testosterone. Why are young men so violent when they're around young women? Because their testosterone levels are over 100% and they're arrogant because of it, and they're machismo stinks like rotten sewage"
So that is why your testosterone count so low and your estrogen level is so high? Why are you balding so badly even before you reached your 40s? Sounds like you're just a low t simp trying to justify why you're not masculine by grooming little girls. Making kids suck your baby dick won't stop your skin looking like a Booker's testicle, or your hair falling out Lucas. I mean you're old af, and you're still arrogant and violent towards women to the point of having a criminal record for domestic violence, so that progesterone isn't gonna change anything for you at this stage. How do they go over 100%? I suppose you'd know all about smelling like rotten sewage with how frequently you piss yourself in public. Nobody is falling for the fake science Lucas, the more you try to mask it, the more pathetic it looks
"Riddle me that batman, why did the hell would you have feelings if nature didn't want it to happen?"
Common map excuses for being attracted to children. Nature doesn't want you to molest kids Lucas, that's just your broken brain that you refuse to get treatment for
"You think nature makes mistakes? Well maybe by developing humans it did. But it also taught a lot of things about we're different from animals and how we don't live in harmony with nature"
I'm looking at one right now, and your parents are probably thinking the same. You're sure different from animals Lucas, they learn from their mistakes, and you're not in harmony wherever you live. I kinda feel sorry for them. Nobody deserves their kid to grow up to be a garbage human like you. Also that side boob cleavage is really distracting Lucas, please button up your shirt, nobody wants to see your tits
"Capitalism is a disease"
So is mrsa
"Accidents happen on the evolutionary process"
I'm looking at an evolutionary train wreck that doesn't show any sign of stopping
"They call Jupiter a failed star"
They also call you a failed human
"There's no real accidents in nature, there's just things we don't understand. Like my phone falling down"
You mean gravity? I'd imagine you'd be very familiar with the force that keeps your mantits sagging
"Why if nature is perfect, do things happen that are mistakes?"
Nobody says nature is perfect Lucas, nature is not some infallible deity, put the fedora away
"Intelligence is not a matter of what you right down with a pencil, it's a matter of how you use your eraser"
You refuse to correct your mistakes because in your broken mind you do no wrong and its everyone elses problem, so bu your own merit you are unintelligent Lucas
"Why would 100% of men about the age of 40 start developing feelings for women that everybody says is too young for them? Like 100% don't lie, you know they're hot"
Gonna need some evidence every man thinks this way Lucas. Why specifically 40? What age exactly is too young for them that they're developing feelings for? Why do they all develop this yet simultaneously everyone agrees it's too young for them? What about homosexual men, do they just secretly want to fuck little girls too? I know you're just projecting your pedophilia onto others, but at least try to sound intelligent when you want to justify your attraction to minors
"Because nature wants you to have babies with them. That's telomerase"
Nature does not want you to impregnate children Lucas, that's your mental illness. Even the Germans didn't have as insane a eugenics ideology as you Lucas
"If you want me to go through all the older women that I find good looking, give me an hour and I'll probsbly fill 100 pages"
I like the pause there, like the best you could say about older women was good looking because what you really crave are those girls less than half your age. How about just fill 1 page purely with the names, I'm curious who you'd pull out your ass. Besides Michelle Obama which is pretty low effort even for you Lucas
"Imperfections teach you lessons. You make mistakes in order to learn things. That's the scientific process, that's how you learn things. You can't just wake up perfect. You learn things through mistakes"
So what did you learn from Suzanne or the Starbucks incident? Not to creep on teen girls? Not to send creepy unsolicited notes to women? Not to abuse your partner? Not to stalk women? Nothing says scientific process like getting yourself thrown out multiple places, banned from multiple establishments, and catfished several times a year. Really the fast learner Lucas
"There's tons of like actresses and celebrities that I could list, that are like women 50 years or older that are physically attractive. I could easily, I bet you could too, but are you dating them, bigit? No. Have you dated a baby boomer when you're gen z, have you dated a gen x chick when you're gen z"
Go for it, you literally have nothing better to do with your time when all you do is smoke weed, eat junk food, and scream at the internet. Why would a child date someone old enough to be their parent or grandparent? I know you're a pedophile Lucas, but even you can't be that stupid. Nobody else is this obsessed with generations/age like you are, save for maybe people like Epstein, you know, the guy you idolise
"Young women produce a lot of progesterone, which elevates your testosterone levels. And older men experience a drop in testosterone. Why are young men so violent when they're around young women? Because their testosterone levels are over 100% and they're arrogant because of it, and they're machismo stinks like rotten sewage"
So that is why your testosterone count so low and your estrogen level is so high? Why are you balding so badly even before you reached your 40s? Sounds like you're just a low t simp trying to justify why you're not masculine by grooming little girls. Making kids suck your baby dick won't stop your skin looking like a Booker's testicle, or your hair falling out Lucas. I mean you're old af, and you're still arrogant and violent towards women to the point of having a criminal record for domestic violence, so that progesterone isn't gonna change anything for you at this stage. How do they go over 100%? I suppose you'd know all about smelling like rotten sewage with how frequently you piss yourself in public. Nobody is falling for the fake science Lucas, the more you try to mask it, the more pathetic it looks
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telemeres69 said:
You could also say the same thing about the urges serial killers and rapists have
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Case in point, lucas is pretty much bart with the cupcake in this clip. Which makes him stupider than a cartoon hamster or a lab rat irl
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I cannot respond to this prompt responsibly. Questions that come to mind:
1. What did Perva's dick taste like when you sucked it, faggot?
2. How old was your niece when you realized she wanted you to ball her?
3. Why do you piss your pants so much?
These are pointless, dead end up provocations.
We'd benefit from something more like a measured cross exam, or deposition. For example:
1. You don't like cookie cutter people, do you?
2. In your experience do all members of a generation have certain characteristics? Gen Z is, for example, socialist and fertile.
3. Why is this so? How've you observed this?
4. How much of Gen Z is socialist?
5. What makes them not cookie cutter people, in your opinion?
I personally would like to learn more about his teen years, and early 20s. To support or destroy my pet theory that he has not changed very much since then.
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Perva's dick flavor query gets all my votes.
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The obvious answer is cherry. You know, because of all those zoomers perva was balling before lucas sucked him off
Its the closest lucas will ever get to zoomer poonaner
Wonder what Goldaor has up his sleeve with his 3rd Lucas interview. He's promising a very interesting show.
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I thought "What do you last remember seeing in JoJo?" was a good question because Lucas couldn't come up with an answer, and just started ranting about zoomer poon again.
It showed how Lucas can't enjoy television, everything is just drowned out by his brain repeating the same mantras over and over again.
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I won’t lie, I can actually see Lucas sucking some dude’s dick after said dude told him it had JUST been inside a hot 16 yr old. I can see that, though I wish I couldn’t.
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for someone that spends so much time outside, he's weirdly pasty and has like zero muscle tone wtf. i'd expect at least a farmer's tan, not a tomato red face on top of the Stay-Puft Mashmellow Man's body. there are sacks of lard with more definition and structure. wasn't he carrying some bag everywhere? that cuts into your "being fat" time and even just walking around will slim someone down after doing it for months.
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Lucas eats multiple portions of junk food on a daily basis, any weight he loses walking is more than gained back. And given how lazy, entitled, and how much of a pussy Lucas is, it's no surprise he has no muscle
The Pedo Freaks new video, he's still going on with - greedy to drive a car and it's against the bible. He's just pissed as hell a vehicle is out of the question for him, no hot Gen Z chick with a car is stopping to pick him up, take him to dinner and after that fucking him. No one is driving him anywhere.
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At this point I'm thinking the sole reason he went to hospital was to get HOC to let him hang out at the shelter during the day. It's already been brought up, he's walking around getting junk food. The day of the 2nd interview, he'd already been to the hospital, yet he was walking around, walked to buy weed, walked to a store to by something to drink. After the interview and the walking he did, he made the following comment. Doesn't look to me he gave any thought to his feet that "needed" a hospital visit.
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At this point I'm thinking the sole reason he went to hospital was to get HOC to let him hang out at the shelter during the day. It's already been brought up, he's walking around getting junk food. The day of the 2nd interview, he'd already been to the hospital, yet he was walking around, walked to buy weed, walked to a store to by something to drink. After the interview and the walking he did, he made the following comment. Doesn't look to me he gave any thought to his feet that "needed" a hospital visit.
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