Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Trainwreck]

Welp, Lucas is one of those unstoppable morons who thinks that defunding the police means no police at all. Not surprising.

It's pretty amazing he thinks that being on Goldies podcast is some type of amazing feat. He's so stupid that he doesn't realize he's being trolled and used for laughs.

 

[Particle Bored]

Welp, Lucas is one of those unstoppable morons who thinks that defunding the police means no police at all. Not surprising.

It's pretty amazing he thinks that being on Goldies podcast is some type of amazing feat. He's so stupid that he doesn't realize he's being trolled and used for laughs.

"I'm obviously an important guy! Why else would I have a thread on the Farmer Kiwis site.... Kiwifarms... Whatever."

 

[Wernology]

Could you just imagine what it's like to also be staying at House of Charity and needing to use the bathroom the same time this fat fuck is in there making "Cock Goes Here" faces at the mirror and taking selfies?

He doesn't even bother to blur or crop or otherwise cover other residents who are in the background; you can see other people in a few of his bunk memes changing clothes in the background.

I'm just waiting for the day the HoC staff see this dumb shit and he gets banned from yet another shelter for his behavior and garbage personality.

Or until another person staying there just kicks his ass all over the place.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

“There is less crime where there’s no cops.” - Wern

Perhaps because there are no cops around to report on the crime?

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

In the Goldy second interview I had to laugh when he called CWC a fat manatee and mocked the "big assed attraction sign".
Quite well informed, but as always oblivious to the projection at play. One lolcow flexing over another one. Lucas posts memes about his magic spooge, CWC deposits it in a fanta can.

I noticed in his video about the "Starbucks incident" he said he told his family when the story blew up worldwide ( daily mail etc). Goldy needs to ask him exactly how that convo went down.

 

[WonderWino]

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Could you just imagine what it's like to also be staying at House of Charity and needing to use the bathroom the same time this fat fuck is in there making "Cock Goes Here" faces at the mirror and taking selfies?

I can see it going more like this. Just replace lloyd with lucas

and if he keeps that shit up he's going to get kicked out sooner or later

that said, I still don't buy the hospital note stuff. shelters aren't even designed to run during the day. thats when they do all the things they have to in order to get the shelter ready for that night. since when are they required to let him stay there because of a doctors note? its not like giving your teacher or employer a note saying you were sick for a few days or can't type for awhile because of carpal tunnel or something. the whole scenario seems sketchy as fuck

 

[teleméres69]

I dunno creep, why are there so many hot young zoomers in House of Charity lining up for your defective sperm?

 

[mothman96]

I dunno creep, why are there so many hot young zoomers in House of Charity lining up for your defective sperm?

The staff must be dropping the ball at the HOC for the Spokane pedo freak to feel so "at home" to be making his insane videos and memes from the shelter.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

The staff must be dropping the ball at the HOC for the Spokane pedo freak to feel so "at home" to be making his insane videos and memes from the shelter.

If anyone wants to let them know how their "convalescent" guest is doing, (who conveniently forgets his foot hurts whenever he needs to walk a few blocks to get chips & dip or weed) here's the number:

House of Charity Spokane

(509) 624-7821

(And they DO listen to concerned citizens reporting on his behavior. Shockingly, no one there likes him, either.)

 

[wenttobermuda]

I remain fascinated by Lucas's priorities. Of his litany of major, life limiting problems, he recognizes and tries to address a single one: lack of teen poonaner, pain incomparable.

Spoiler: Lucas's Priority

He's plenty good.

Lucas merely lacks a juicy womb, and asshole to torture. This is the source of all his troubles. Well, that and capitalism, ageism, etc. But these are only issues as they interfere with his poonaner hunt and are someone else's fault.

Broke and running out your welcome at a homeless shelter? Solicit Zoomer poonaner with cartoonish selfies captioned with schizophrenia.

Health falling apart due to beetus and obesity? Attract poonaner with dank memes and silly faces.

This shows how botched his hierarchy of needs is. It's not a pyramid, just a single block that reads "TEEN POON." He's figured out the world will feed and shelter him for free (for now), so he can focus his full attention on balling teens that want nothing to do with him.

but he certainly is not anywhere close to feminine to give a bra. He'd probably eat it. With spray cheese and sriracha.

I've studied his cooking, and suspect he'd prepare a bra with mayonnaise, ranch and cheese. After trying to jerk off on it. While he's not very feminine, he isn't masculine at all. He knows it, hates it. Sort of a sexless, bloated baby. And his tits belong in a bra.

 

[teleméres69]

Can't they just tell the fat pedo to gtfo and ban him for good? It's not like nobody knows what his reputation is like. All he does is talk shit about anyone who tries to help him and harassed anyone who has to sleep under the same roof as him

If anyone wants to let them know how their "convalescent" guest is doing, (who conveniently forgets his foot hurts whenever he needs to walk a few blocks to get chips & dip or weed) here's the number:

House of Charity Spokane

(509) 624-7821

(And they DO listen to concerned citizens reporting on his behavior. Shockingly, no one there likes him, either.)

 

[Da Dude123]

"Gen Z, solidarity!". What a homo! What an autistic video. His ass would be the one shot. He needs the government to protect him and provide for him.

Look at him sitting there with his bitch tits hanging out! He cannot get over this dipshit idea about an entire generation being Socialists. And he thinks that by being the drain on society that he is, that he has won socialism. Therefore, the Gen Z hunnies should all want to date the smelly fat ass. Like him living in a homeless shelter and pissing away money on fancy meals makes him someone. Fucking bum!

ETA:. And that Golador or whoever the hell that dude is. He is a nobody. Lucas is acting like he was interviewed by Jimmy Fallon. Golador is just another Internet personality trying to get big. Lucas is just so damn dense. But Gen Z, solidarity! He only has solidarity with them because he wants to do them.

The lovely, "If everything was legal, you could just rape women" video.

 

[mothman96]

Can't they just tell the fat pedo to gtfo and ban him for good? It's not like nobody knows what his reputation is like. All he does is talk shit about anyone who tries to help him and harassed anyone who has to sleep under the same roof as him

From what I understand of the hierarchical nature of the Catholic Church, Catholic Charities cannot operate the House of Charity without the approval of the bishop of the Diocese of Spokane. If HOC doesn't put a stop to the insane pedo using the shelter as his "home base" for his insanity, they are running the risk that it will reflect back on the diocese/bishop as condoning his behavior and harboring a predator.

 

[teleméres69]

I mean he's pretty much ranting about being attracted to women half his age while other people are having showers and using the toilets behind him like it's normal. I dunno if I'd want Lucas Werner recording me showing while he talks about his sexual attractions and pseudoscience that he has no sources for

From what I understand of the hierarchical nature of the Catholic Church, Catholic Charities cannot operate the House of Charity without the approval of the bishop of the Diocese of Spokane. If HOC doesn't put a stop to the insane pedo using the shelter as his "home base" for his insanity, they are running the risk that it will reflect back on the diocese/bishop as condoning his behavior and harboring a predator.

 

[WonderWino]

From what I understand of the hierarchical nature of the Catholic Church, Catholic Charities cannot operate the House of Charity without the approval of the bishop of the Diocese of Spokane. If HOC doesn't put a stop to the insane pedo using the shelter as his "home base" for his insanity, they are running the risk that it will reflect back on the diocese/bishop as condoning his behavior and harboring a predator.

I wonder if the church realizes the irony of an organization operated by the catholic church harboring and enabling a publicly known and admitted pedo, who goes so far as to make creepy videos from their own shelter

If word ever got around publicly about that it would not reflect well on the shelter or the church and there would be pressure for lucas to get the boot before too long

Which would of course piss lucas off to no end. He already hates christians even while being entirely dependent on them. Imagine how he'd react to being kicked out of the hobo shelter for being too pedo for the catholic church. Not that he would ever notice the irony

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

He doesn't even bother to blur or crop or otherwise cover other residents who are in the background; you can see other people in a few of his bunk memes changing clothes in the background.

I'm just waiting for the day the HoC staff see this dumb shit and he gets banned from yet another shelter for his behavior and garbage personality.

I'm surprised HOC even lets Lucas use his phone there as much as he does. They had to know he's privacy violations waiting to happen along with being a loud pest. Not that I'm suggesting people should narc, but I don't think they'd be happy about him taking pics where other people are easily visible.

 

[mothman96]

I wonder if the church realizes the irony of an organization operated by the catholic church harboring and enabling a publicly known and admitted pedo, who goes so far as to make creepy videos from their own shelter

If word ever got around publicly about that it would not reflect well on the shelter or the church and there would be pressure for lucas to get the boot before too long

Which would of course piss lucas off to no end. He already hates christians even while being entirely dependent on them. Imagine how he'd react to being kicked out of the hobo shelter for being too pedo for the catholic church. Not that he would ever notice the irony

It wouldn't be anything new to the Spokane pedo freak. He's been banned from HOC once before and also banned from another shelter.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Lucas has posted a few new videos on Instagram, just more of the same.

He's mentioning doing a third podcast with Goldaor, he says the first week or two of July.

I love how he can't even be bothered to pronounce Goldaor's name correctly, he calls him "gal-door".

And he still thinks that being on the podcast is somehow proof that he's important or significant, hilarious.

He also says that 40 year old men suddenly becoming attracted to teenagers is proof that nature wants them to mate, even though Lucas contradicted this himself, in his second interview, when he mentioned having ALWAYS been attracted to young women, and only in the past 10 years acting upon it.

He films part of this video in the bathroom when somebody was in the stall next to him taking a shit.

 

[Free the Pedos]

too pedo for the catholic church

This would be a great addition to the thread title, though.

 

[Wernology]

Lucas has posted a few new videos on Instagram, just more of the same.

He's mentioning doing a third podcast with Goldaor, he says the first week or two of July.

I love how he can't even be bothered to pronounce Goldaor's name correctly, he calls him "gal-door".

And he still thinks that being on the podcast is somehow proof that he's important or significant, hilarious.

He also says that 40 year old men suddenly becoming attracted to teenagers is proof that nature wants them to mate, even though Lucas contradicted this himself, in his second interview, when he mentioned having ALWAYS been attracted to young women, and only in the past 10 years acting upon it.

He films part of this video in the bathroom when somebody was in the stall next to him taking a shit.

Fucking Christ.

Well, the workhorse phone is currently saving that spliced together word vomit from him into just over 13 minutes of stupidity.

But, also, one of the videos started with him smushing his face up trying to look thoughtful and inadvertently gave me a very good thumbnail so I'm only 50% annoyed that HoC still hasn't kicked him out on his ass.

Will edit with the whole stupid compilation once it's uploaded.