Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

LeeLoo said:
Oh man, only in Pucas’s MRSA infested Swiss cheese brain is “2X” something to brag about.
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To put his baffling bragging in context, Lucas was nearly a 6X once. 400 lbs of MRSA, telomeres, and blubber. But then he started walking a lot (stopped taking his psych meds lol) and now he's a lean, mean 3X. This is, according to Lucas, one of many reasons he deserves some teen poonaner.

It just tickles me how he expects credit for something like that. That he was once deathfat, but is now merely really fucking fat, is to Lucas something worthy of praise, and proof of his physical appeal.
 
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How long until the breakup between Goldaor and Lucas?

It’s only a matter of time before either Goldaor flies too close to the sun with his trolling or Lucas gets jealous/paranoid and cuts ties.

Even in the last episode, Lucas “jokingly” suggested that he’d bang Goldaor’s girlfriend if they were together. The kid kept it cool pretty well, but obviously their “friendship” has some serious limitations that almost certainly can’t be crossed, though Lucas will try.
 
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Hey Lucas said:
How long until the breakup between Goldaor and Lucas?

It’s only a matter of time before either Goldaor flies too close to the sun with his trolling or Lucas gets jealous/paranoid and cuts ties.

Even in the last episode, Lucas “jokingly” suggested that he’d bang Goldaor’s girlfriend if they were together. The kid kept it cool pretty well, but obviously their “friendship” has some serious limitations that almost certainly can’t be crossed, though Lucas will try.
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I'd say Lucas's is quite interested in Goldoar's girlfriend because she looks under age young. I don't think she is (hope not). These comments are under one of her pictures.

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Hey Lucas said:
How long until the breakup between Goldaor and Lucas?

It’s only a matter of time before either Goldaor flies too close to the sun with his trolling or Lucas gets jealous/paranoid and cuts ties.

Even in the last episode, Lucas “jokingly” suggested that he’d bang Goldaor’s girlfriend if they were together. The kid kept it cool pretty well, but obviously their “friendship” has some serious limitations that almost certainly can’t be crossed, though Lucas will try.
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I don't think lucas was joking with that statement. He was testing the waters to see what he could get away with and see how goldaor would react to the possibility of having anything to do with his girlfriend

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I'd say Lucas's is quite interested in Goldoar's girlfriend because she looks under age young. I don't think she is (hope not). These comments are under one of her pictures.
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I'd say that lends some credibility to my statement
 
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Hey Lucas said:
How long until the breakup between Goldaor and Lucas?

It’s only a matter of time before either Goldaor flies too close to the sun with his trolling or Lucas gets jealous/paranoid and cuts ties.
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When Lucas stops getting free shit from Goldaor. Lucas was ready to flee late in the 2nd interview.
 
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mothman96 said:
Any ideas as to what "was already kind of revealed" by Lucas?

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That's some gay carnival barking, but I'll watch anyway. Maybe he's going to let Lucas cuck him mid interview? That'd be an even better troll than giving him a DS, guys! Lucas hinted at interest in his gf. Lucas must consider Goldoar a friend, because he's already trying to steal his gal.
 
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I'm guessing they're gonna play video games together on the 3DS Lucas is being sent. Though I'd be doubtful Lucas could keep his mouth shut about his defective genetics for the duration of a game session

That or he might have Lucas talk to one of his or his girlfriend's zoomer femals friends and try to hit on her on call and make a shitshow of that
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Any ideas as to what "was already kind of revealed" by Lucas?

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telemeres69 said:
I'm guessing they're gonna play video games together on the 3DS Lucas is being sent. Though I'd be doubtful Lucas could keep his mouth shut about his defective genetics for the duration of a game session

That or he might have Lucas talk to one of his or his girlfriend's zoomer femals friends and try to hit on her on call and make a shitshow of that
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As amusing as that would be I hope not. That isn't a good idea for anybody involved. He could end up making lucas go batshit when he realizes he is being fucked with and that won't end well for anyone
 
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WonderWino said:
As amusing as that would be I hope not. That isn't a good idea for anybody involved. He could end up making lucas go batshit when he realizes he is being fucked with and that won't end well for anyone
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Never a good idea to, like Lacie and others before her, personally engage with Lucas.
Yet, it could end well for Wernologists. A batshit frenzy from Lucas might be interesting to observe and discuss, especially if it ends poorly for all the actors.

I'm not optimistic about Goldoar slaughtering his cow, though.
 
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I'm not super confident that Goldoar really comprehends the fact that Lucas cannot be helped, but can only be managed. He is psychologically incapable of listening to and acting on advice given to him by any other human being, this isn't just a matter of someone with a big heart and a sufficient amount of patience getting involved. The only type of relationship that Lucas understands or even wants would be one that is entirely predicated on transaction, he does not posses the intellectual or cognitive equipment needed to enter in to and maintain a meaningful friendship as most adults understand it.

The obsession with young women is straight up fucking clinical, it intrudes into every minute of his day and everything he encounters will either be fitted into that obsession or it will be discarded and ignored. Really what we are all waiting for is the inevitable escalation that ends in his incarceration or death/suicide. The only thing that could legitimately help Lucas would be a moderately to highly controlled environment that medicates his Bi-polar, provides him some kind of work/job, control his food portions, and makes his attendance to individual psychotherapy and group sessions mandatory. The most destructive part of Lucas are his personality traits and you can't medicate those, only chip away at them over an extended period of time.

Lucas will never be a fully functional adult able to care for himself. A romantic and healthy relationship with a woman isn't really possible without a near miracle generated by long term treatment, which he would never consent to doing.
 
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Club Sandwich said:
i played portions of the 2nd interview for my SO, and her only comments were "they both sound like losers" and "isn't Goldar from Power Rangers?"
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So I wasn't the only one thinking that then

Also makes me wonder about what part lucas's green shirt has in all of this. cause, you know....


Also, I agree, they do both sound like losers. He is going through an awful lot of trouble to get lucas's attention, which speaks for itself
 
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WonderWino said:
So I wasn't the only one thinking that then

Also makes me wonder about what part lucas's green shirt has in all of this. cause, you know....


Also, I agree, they do both sound like losers. He is going through an awful lot of trouble to get lucas's attention, which speaks for itself
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Comparing Lucas to the Green Ranger is sacrilegious, he's more like some repulsive blob monster that Rita summons.

But going down in a sparkly blaze of autistic glory Power Rangers style would be too good for him.
 
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