Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Yeah, this seems legit.
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Patchwork Ragdoll said:
I dont think he'll take the bait. Lucas is fat and ugly, deep down he knows this. You have to be a special kind of "ugly" like Steve Buscemi to be fashionably ugly. Lucas is just regular ugly. I will admit soiled pants are definitely a fashion statement, just not one a sane person would want to make.
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I don't know so much; I wouldn't be so quick to write off Lucas' unfathomable narcissism. Whether or not it can outmatch his paranoia/suspicion is another matter, I guess.
 
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Honestly that would be the best thing to happen. Lucas can't do anything to Goldaor besides bitch about him in his incel videos like he does Walter Fate and Chris Hansen. And him having a meltdown in public would be hilarious. Especially if it ends up with him actually getting in trouble. I'd feel bad for enjoying Lucas' misery if he wasnt such an irredeemable piece of garbage
WonderWino said:
As amusing as that would be I hope not. That isn't a good idea for anybody involved. He could end up making lucas go batshit when he realizes he is being fucked with and that won't end well for anyone
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telemeres69 said:
Honestly that would be the best thing to happen. Lucas can't do anything to Goldaor besides bitch about him in his incel videos like he does Walter Fate and Chris Hansen. And him having a meltdown in public would be hilarious. Especially if it ends up with him actually getting in trouble. I'd feel bad for enjoying Lucas' misery if he wasnt such an irredeemable piece of garbage
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I mostly agree; I'd hate to see anyone get hurt by this useless fat spastic, so I'm a little reluctant to cheerlead for a public meltdown but at the same time, it would increase the likelihood that he'd get taken into custody and perhaps put in a program. IDK enough about how the system works in the States to have a firm opinion on that, though.
 
WonderWino said:
So I wasn't the only one thinking that then

Also makes me wonder about what part lucas's green shirt has in all of this. cause, you know....


Also, I agree, they do both sound like losers. He is going through an awful lot of trouble to get lucas's attention, which speaks for itself
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Some rando trying to get e-famous by gazing too long into the autism abyss? Huge loser.
 
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telemeres69 said:
Honestly that would be the best thing to happen. Lucas can't do anything to Goldaor besides bitch about him in his incel videos like he does Walter Fate and Chris Hansen. And him having a meltdown in public would be hilarious. Especially if it ends up with him actually getting in trouble. I'd feel bad for enjoying Lucas' misery if he wasnt such an irredeemable piece of garbage
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You may have misunderstood what I meant by that a bit. I wasn't referring to him losing his shit and doing something to goldaor, more that he might be in public somewhere when it happens and go batshit on someone who just happens to be there for saying the wrong thing. Perhaps throwing something again and accidentally injuring someone. He has thrown glasses, tried to pick a fight with dan and stalked people. There is no guarantee that he might not just up and lose it on someone for a few seconds if the wrong thing happened at the wrong time. As much as he belongs in the nuthouse or jail, i'd rather not see it happen as a result of him trying to harm someone or actually doing so

That said, fucking lol at 'my rage knows no boundary.' Either he took that quote directly from darth malgus or he heard it from someone who did. Ironic that he would use a phrase from a guy who looks hideous and has a history of both abusive relationships, lying and who killed his spouse. Thats some real interesting projection there lucas. Its also somehow appropriate considering lucas is aging like a sith
 
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Da Dude123 said:
Some Instagram posts from Lolcow, Lucas Werner....
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as i've said before, Matthew 6:24 refers to living a pious life on Earth as your "real" riches are rewarded in Heaven. a pious life must come before a wealthy life if you want to be a pious person. that isn't to say you must be poor, but rather you shouldn't make moral or ethical decisions with a mind towards money. obviously Lucas doesn't read Scripture, and has no understanding of the meaning behind the passages or lessons, and therefore only seems to take the most literally (and often wrong) ideas from it.

this is true of pretty much everything from his telomere spiel to his ideas of civics or economics, to generally trying to understand how people relate to each other. this is some kind of next-level autistic blindness.

his claims that "girlfriends" are a hive mind that proclaim things is demonstrably wrong - as the polls that show a generational attitude often rely on self-reporting and may not have significant sample sizes to be reasonably accurate. even that is dubious because "girlfriend" is a very limited status. a wife is not a girlfriend. a friend is not a girlfriend. some random woman is not a girlfriend. a girlfriend is only a girlfriend for whoever they are dating.

homelessness was largely illegal in socialist, communist countries, because the homeless are a net drain on the community. they would often be put to work forcibly by the state. cars are a means of transportation and socialist and communist countries made them available for sale for people to buy. sure it was a controlled market, but not every country was Laos and ruled by Pol Pot.

then there's his bizarre ideas about credit cards - relatively few people have any sort of credit history as it's something only common in modernized, service oriented economies that have a banking system that allows the buying and selling of debts and the lending and repayment of money, often with some form of interest. all "credit" represents is how willing people are to loan you money, and how often you pay it back. the "card" portion is a means to an end: making that loan available on demand at the point of sale rather than by invoice or something.

it's often said that Lucas is a broken record, often noisy, ugly to listen to, needing repair to even be enjoyable in small doses, and largely without value or merit. one wonders how much of it is his own flawed personality and how much is his mental illness(es) manifesting.

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Perhaps throwing something again and accidentally injuring someone.
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or Lucas catches a beat down. just saying, there are many possibilities here and not all of them are bad.
 
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Club Sandwich said:
as i've said before, Matthew 6:24 refers to living a pious life on Earth as your "real" riches are rewarded in Heaven. a pious life must come before a wealthy life if you want to be a pious person. that isn't to say you must be poor, but rather you shouldn't make moral or ethical decisions with a mind towards money. obviously Lucas doesn't read Scripture, and has no understanding of the meaning behind the passages or lessons, and therefore only seems to take the most literally (and often wrong) ideas from it.

this is true of pretty much everything from his telomere spiel to his ideas of civics or economics, to generally trying to understand how people relate to each other. this is some kind of next-level autistic blindness.

his claims that "girlfriends" are a hive mind that proclaim things is demonstrably wrong - as the polls that show a generational attitude often rely on self-reporting and may not have significant sample sizes to be reasonably accurate. even that is dubious because "girlfriend" is a very limited status. a wife is not a girlfriend. a friend is not a girlfriend. some random woman is not a girlfriend. a girlfriend is only a girlfriend for whoever they are dating.

homelessness was largely illegal in socialist, communist countries, because the homeless are a net drain on the community. they would often be put to work forcibly by the state. cars are a means of transportation and socialist and communist countries made them available for sale for people to buy. sure it was a controlled market, but not every country was Laos and ruled by Pol Pot.

then there's his bizarre ideas about credit cards - relatively few people have any sort of credit history as it's something only common in modernized, service oriented economies that have a banking system that allows the buying and selling of debts and the lending and repayment of money, often with some form of interest. all "credit" represents is how willing people are to loan you money, and how often you pay it back. the "card" portion is a means to an end: making that loan available on demand at the point of sale rather than by invoice or something.

it's often said that Lucas is a broken record, often noisy, ugly to listen to, needing repair to even be enjoyable in small doses, and largely without value or merit. one wonders how much of it is his own flawed personality and how much is his mental illness(es) manifesting.
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If I had to guess, I'd say his mental illness is merely exacerbating already present traits. I think he'd be every bit as much a fucking idiot without the mental illness, he'd just fly under the radar better by dint of being less demonstrable about it.
 
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'You ask him a simple question like whats your views on religion'

LOL! When has that EVER been a simple question? People spend their entire lives contemplating that. Lucas is yet again showing just how much of an idiot he is

and that statement about his mother saying she doesn't get it while 'grinning' speaks volumes. I'd bet money on that 'grinning' being a nervous and concerned look and a forced 'heh heh....' that people do when someone says something really concerning that makes them sound mental, with lucas being completely oblivious and thinking it was a good thing. Same with the 'what do you think about that? what? the stuff I just wrote down.' He's spouting literal gibberish to people and thinking they are the idiots for not understanding it

and he clearly hasn't put two and two together about the reasons people don't pay attention to what he says anymore
 
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