Man, this threads got everything: white knights, dicks, Schrodinger's pussy, men being women, women being men, shower anal, shitty true crime, what else could I ask for? My prayers have finally be answered.
The "intense stuff" is coming later today huh Gurg? He really must be gunning for that Playlist Live award for "Most Unsuccessful Mentally Ill OG that's Turned to Porn to avoid getting a real job". Usually that award is reserved for Trish Paytas.
Wasnt he running a half off sale yesterday for the first 9 people that signed up? I guess that went as well as we expected. That's gotta really hurt his pride, here he is thinking everyone wants to see his content and "hot vegan body" (vomit) but he can't even give away his shitty nudes and pathetic "porn" for damn near free.
See, he's always been a massive sperg about how uncut dicks are the only way to go, because Mama told him so. He made a huge deal of this when his son was born, and again when Troy had testicular torsion and Gerg was too stupid to understand the problem. He's always been super pround of himself for having foreskin and has made stump speeches about how women prefer them for years.
He has a foreskin, it's just mangled because he's a water headed genetic freak with bizzaro anatomy.
Nothing on his body is normal. From the size of his head to his weird torso and arms, the whole thing is uncanny valley territory.
I remember that shit with Troy, didn't he go off on the doctor because he thinks he knows everything? IIRC I remember a video of him talking about how he outsmarted the doctor, meanwhile his kid was probably howling in pain? He refused immediate surgery and testing because he couldn't get it through his water head that CT scanner fluid isn't big-pharma poison and that testicular torsions don't usually self-correct? Then security had remove him, and he went to another hospital to go argue with a doctor because Gurg on WebMd =/= an actual medical degree. "He didn't trust me to take my own kid to the next hospital, but he threatened to call CPS on me so of course that's my incentive.." That's your incentive? Not having your kid being in unspeakable pain or losing a testicle, but a CPS visit? Idiot needs sterilization (although looking at those balls it might be a moot point).
Honestly it's kind of amazing these kids are alive with parents as uneducated as dense as these two. And I found the video, it's behind the spoiler if anyone doesn't know what I'm referencing.
