DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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He also looks like a complete tool wearing them too.

Those aren't his prescription glasses. Those are some overly expensive (of course) "gamer" glasses that are supposed to reduce eye strain. Naturally, Phil bought them and then never used them until he thought he could get re.tards to give him money for it.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Yes, the man who bathes twice weekly and never did his own laundry until he was 35 years old will be responsible enough to clean and maintain the tiny shards of glass he places onto his eyeballs.

damn that made me laugh

 

[KillDeer]

Can someone make the background transparent?

Asking for a friend.

 

[Iron Father]

Those aren't his prescription glasses. Those are some overly expensive (of course) "gamer" glasses that are supposed to reduce eye strain. Naturally, Phil bought them and then never used them until he thought he could get re.tards to give him money for it.

And at least once a playthrough he whines about his eyes starting to burn. Does he put them on when he needs them? No of course not.

 

[TurboSwine]

And at least once a playthrough he whines about his eyes starting to burn. Does he put them on when he needs them? No of course not.

Not his fault man, the paypigs won't pony up the $200 bucks quick enough.

 

[Jaximus]

It's actually rather odd to me that Phil would care about his paypigs pressuring each other to tip, since it would mean that his fat lazy ass doesn't have to.

Ofcourse he doesn’t really care, he just has to pretend he does so it looks like “natural, positive khantributions”.

Also... I read somewhere a few pages ago Phil claimed his airbag burned the skin off half his face? Pls tell me someone has a clip for that.

 

[Pepper Jack]

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If Phil ever denies that he is a living meme, someone please show him this picture.

 

[BlackDragoons]

I don't take him at his word. I try to present it more as: This is what Phil said, this is how stupid you would have to be to invent what Phil said, this is how stupid you would have to be to have actually had that happen.

Phil is a compulsive liar. It makes me laugh hearing him say "The air-bag melted ALL the skin off half my face."

Sometimes Phil's been in 2 car accidents, sometimes 3, sometimes many. He's told the high school one many different ways, his latest iteration combines 2 older stories he told. Sometimes the maniac drove behind him at 100 mph, sometimes the guy swerved in front of Phil and made him crash. . .and as Phil tells them they all sound like really dumb lies, and if any of them happened like Phil tells them they make Phil sound like a really dumb guy.

I looked up pictures of DSP and found three pics of him at this china town arcade place and holy balls is this man a fucking twig.

 

[Draza]

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[Tumbo]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philip_Burnell

A vastly different yet more successful version

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Ofcourse he doesn’t really care, he just has to pretend he does so it looks like “natural, positive khantributions”.

Also... I read somewhere a few pages ago Phil claimed his airbag burned the skin off half his face? Pls tell me someone has a clip for that.

Didn't have time to embed the stamp it's around 19:51

https://youtu.be/gg3gUhm5RKA

 

[tzgnilki]

fatman went shopping today, he's sad he couldn't buy another vest for a paywall reveal

he's using an idea that wasn't his to bait sympathy for not being able to ride it into the ground

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

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I think you mean


Cuz really Phil we know

 

[Banned in 49 States]

fatman went shopping today, he's sad he couldn't buy another vest for a paywall reveal

he's using an idea that wasn't his to bait sympathy for not being able to ride it into the ground

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I am probably being obtuse, but if the stores have been closed why does it matter that they havent gotten new shipments?
Did the vests expire?

 

[actually]

I am probably being obtuse, but if the stores have been closed why does it matter that they havent gotten new shipments?
Did the vests expire?

Further, why not just buy a vest from the same company as any of the 3 (three) he currently owns and is aware of their sizing?

 

[Royalty Free Fish Food]

I am probably being obtuse, but if the stores have been closed why does it matter that they havent gotten new shipments?
Did the vests expire?

He's not some poor faggot who gets a stale or expired vest, he only buys the freshest of vests.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

He's not some poor faggot who gets a stale or expired vest, he only buys the freshest of vests.

...I thought the whole appeal of the Vest Streak was that Phil's viewers were nostalgic for an item from Phil's past, rather than Phil literally wearing a damn vest. That's also why people wanted him to wear the cowboy hat at first as well.
Fuck man, I don't even know anymore

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

fatman went shopping today, he's sad he couldn't buy another vest for a paywall reveal

he's using an idea that wasn't his to bait sympathy for not being able to ride it into the ground

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Keep in mind when he says "good vest" he literally means good vest, he's still trying to find something stylish despite the entire point of the vest being him looking like a fool.

 

[Paladin Derich]

Doesn't he have Amazon Prime?

 

[Kosher Dill]

Doesn't he have Amazon Prime?

Dood, he has no money. He's living just on the bare essentials: bread, water, and electronic ball sweat.