Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

It's funny to look at Burt's pre-mod post status. Just a normal catch-phrasing suck-ass same as any other GBS denizen. Then his personality shifts to that smug wiseass bully attitude bullshit subsequent to making mod. Psychologists that are fascinated with the Stanford Prison Experiment would probably have a blast with data mined from the posting habits of mods before and after they were promoted.

Burt's a cunt.

A large streak of SA had this unironic sense of superiority towards the rest of the internet. Granted, it was at a time when websites needed a little stricter moderation for grammar and spam, which SA enforced, but for some reason they ended up the only game in town doing what they did. This sense of superiority was frequently disguised as being merely ironic, but we all know the goons believed and felt it.

In retrospect, SomethingAwful was a worse place to post than even reddit if we're talking about culture, because of the sheer amount of dickswinging. And also in retrospect as an adult, a lot of the humor is super cringey and I really like to describe Lowtax as an internet Adam Sandler.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Graphtreon has updated.

 

[All Cops Are Based]

And also in retrospect as an adult, a lot of the humor is super cringey and I really like to describe Lowtax as an internet Adam Sandler.

WAAAACKY SA style comedy is all you really have left when you have to be 'funny' without saying anything some lunatic manbaby in a wig on your forum might consider ableism/fatphobia/microaggressive/misogynoir/identity-erasing/whatever

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

So Lowtax is still totally MIA?

Is he demanding Logan do a new video offering to give blow jobs to every pateron donor who resubscribes? It’s the least she could do for destroying his life.

I wonder if Lowtax even has any real friends he could call up for some advice or perspective? Nah.

It must be awful to have no woman in his home to take all his anger and frustrations out on to day of all days.

I wonder if he’s still texting/speaking with Logan tonight? Or maybe he’s finally realized everything she says or does only makes this worse, so he’s really done with her. (But she is not done with him or SA, not yet.)

Will he lay low for a couple more days to Let the blood thirsty SA woke brigade cool down?

Make a rabid defense of himself tmrw and how he is once again the victim of a scheming, lying, crazy bitch?

Announce he was supposed to go to the hospital next week for a new life saving spine transplant but his loss of pateron donors means it’s canceled and he will probably die. Thanks Logan and goons.

Announce he’s going to rehab to deal with mental health issues...which are totally the fault of SA and his exes.

 

[repentance]

I wonder if he’s still texting/speaking with Logan tonight? Or maybe he’s finally realized everything she says or does only makes this worse, so he’s really done with her. (But she is not done with him or SA, not yet.)

She's still his friend on FB.

 

[AnOminous]

These people believe anyone who isn't a straight up communist is a "Nazi" so w/e.

These days whenever I hear someone call someone a Nazi, instead of thinking they're just stupid (almost nobody called a Nazi actually is one), I just assume they said "I am a literal communist."

 

[BiBearFan]

Graphtreon has updated.

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[northstar747]

I showed a girl I know a photo of LT when he married maple wife. She was like "oh hey he s pretty good looking" Then I showed her the "lowtax yells at stuff" photo and she was like "WHAT THE HELL!"

Its true drugs age you hard.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

Remember friends, don't stick your dick in crazy. Especially Mormon BPD cokewhore crazy.

If you ever tried it you may change your mind.
It's a hella ride.
But the ticket cost is steep...

 

[AnOminous]

Remember friends, don't stick your dick in crazy. Especially Mormon BPD cokewhore crazy.

If you were going to bang a Mormon chick why would you pick a BPD cokewhore when there are so many tradwaifus?

 

[Tonberry]

I want to believe that it's not all just acting and coercion from Lowtax, and that in some level Bogan does feel bad for making Rich lose 70% of his monthly Patreon in the span of 24 hours.
But every time I start feeling bad for her I just remember the many times over the last six months where this entire website tried to warn both her and Lowtax that this would end up poorly, and she just smugly chuckled and tried really hard to showcase how perfect they were together by making some painfully unfunny facebook post about being fucked by LowT's broken cock all day long or something.

This whole shit was a foregone conclusion and they have nobody to blame but themselves. They should count themselves lucky that this didn't end up any worse.

 

[AnOminous]

But every time I start feeling bad for her I just remember the many times over the last six months where this entire website tried to warn both her and Lowtax that this would end up poorly, and she just smugly chuckled and tried really hard to showcase how perfect they were together by making some painfully unfunny facebook post about being fucked by LowT's broken cock all day long or something.

Smuckling never ends well. And yes, everyone said this was obviously going to end badly but nobody predicted exactly how badly.

 

[Pissmaster]

Smuckling never ends well. And yes, everyone said this was obviously going to end badly but nobody predicted exactly how badly.

Frankly I'm really surprised that now Goons are turning against Lowtax, after handwaving absolutely everything else he's done in the past.

 

[TwinkLover6969]

Smuckling never ends well. And yes, everyone said this was obviously going to end badly but nobody predicted exactly how badly.

I figured it would happen after he knocked her up.

 

[AnOminous]

I figured it would happen after he knocked her up.

Maybe he already did.

 

[AnOminous]

Frankly I'm really surprised that now Goons are turning against Lowtax, after handwaving absolutely everything else he's done in the past.

I assume because this is the first allegation that actually isn't that credible and made by a completely insane person. They ignored all the actually credible ones because they're goons.

 

[Fox Hound]

Even at the very god damn end people still defending furries even as the ship is going down.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

For every pearl-clutching goon in their Discord hugbox still perpetuating the lie about how the Kiwi Farms was created to dox CWC, keep in mind that the previous incarnation of the forums was created in 2012 & Chris was doxing himself on video as far back as 2009.

You fucking faggots.

LOWTAX CURES FEMINISTS

Reminder that FIRE CURES BIGOTS has a thread.

 

[Fox Hound]

We still getting mentioned! Also can someone point me to this post because I havnt seen it, do I need a kiwi pro account?

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

2694$ on patreon. Holy fuck.