Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

Not that it really means anything here or there, but I forgot I had "buddy" listed Bogan back when she initially popped up on her MARKETING TOTALLY NOT DATING LOWTAX posting.

Seems the account is logged on "somewhere".

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MirnaMinkoff said:
This is perceptive. Of all the women, only Logan had much in common with the average goon and troon.
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Lowtax seems to dislike being single. Ironic since he claims every relationship is so terrible with crazy bitches victimizing him.
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Honestly he had the most in common with her, too. To me, he's always given off goony vibes of being deeply insecure and pretty unstable. From his need to be the wacky goony class clown who doesnt seem to mind if people are laughing at and not with him (he cant even take this seriously after being punished for the same shit at least 3 times now), to his lashing out when people say hes not that funny or that hes out of line, to his years long self medication habit (and every addict is self medicating). The guy seems to NEED attention if for nothing else than that being alone would mean facing down whatever demons he has instead of getting a quick dopamine hit because he doesnt have any executive functioning.

I dont think mental instability like this is as uncommon as it seems, but people accept it more and go easier on women with mental issues like this. It does make sense when they are more vulnerable, and its more explosive when youre comparing it to a 6 foot tall man full of testosterone and combined with the general trend of "men not going to doctors and especially not getting help with mental illness." But shes still a human being and absolutely capable of being kind of a shit person, lying and manipulating and shit. She seemed pretty proud of basically rebelling at her Mormon upbringing and 'breaking the rules': bragging about her sex life on facebook, her coke use, and being smug about having an affair with Lowtax and insulting Ashli and shit.

That said I absolutely believe this is something that has been going on back and forth from like 2 months after they were together once the "Holy shit I got a new girlfriend this is the greatest shit ever" shit wore off and they got bored, but it didnt come to a head until recently because each of them was masking it with drugs and alcohol and shit.

You put two emotionally and mentally unstable people together and they just amplify each other's behavior. But this shit ends up that way because most everyone else doesnt want to be around and deal with someone emotionally or mentally unstable, at least long term.

Honestly probably the number 1 thing he could learn from this is to learn from Logan what BPD medicine she's taking and get on those instead instead of ambien and box wine.

Jimjamflimflam said:
While waiting for his pateron to drop even more. What's the deal with goldbelly? Are they even that good or is it more of a status symbol? For the price, they better be made with gold.
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Like a dozen pages back in this thread, somebody was quoting an image of a goon post where the goon compared the Goldbelly cheesecake on their website, saying it was "from Junior's" or something, and it was $60 on their site, and then the goon posted an image of the same cheesecake on "Junior's" website and it was about $10. So no, I dont think it was that great and I have no idea how that business exists outside of everything being marked up 50 billion percent.
 
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You guys also need to remember that while the hilarious evaporation of his Patreon is cool and good and I hope he ends up homeless and living in a trailer in a cow field without electricity or plumbing, he still has around five hundred fuckin people giving him like 2k a month for absolutely no fucking reason, which is more than most people can say. Two grand certainly isn't fuck you money but it's one hell of an income supplement. We still need the dust to settle for a little while before we can see what becomes of SA itself.

The funniest epilogue of this entire saga would be seeing Lowtax have to get a Wal-Mart stockboy tier job and then getting fired repeatedly because he never actually learned how to be a responsible adult and can't be fucked to wake up on time or show up sober.
 
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Yeah the implication was he controlled her phone/phone plan, not hard to run the SA app and stay logged in.


Honestly, I think Rich is genuinely terrified right now. He is alternating between quietly reading his own forums and this thread, trying to figure out how he can make it all go away, and drinking copious box wine and xannies to alleviate the terror. It's undeniably sinking in that he is absolutely fucked, there is no way out of this one, and the implications of what losing his Patreon and probably a massive chunk of his website income actually mean is starting to sink in. "Get a ...JOB?! ME?..." and the violent psychic backlash of his narcissism refusing to acknowledge it means he genuinely doesn't know how to respond to any of this. He is both frozen in place and passively trying to make it all go away like he always does, by vanishing and fucking off for a while until it all blows over. Except this time it is not going to blow over lmao
 
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DuckSucker said:
who doesnt seem to mind if people are laughing at and not with him
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tbh Lowtax has always been thin-skinned and has never had any tolerance to people laughing at him. He used to respond by banning people and when he can't ban people (either because he doesn't control the platform they're mocking him on or because the people mocking him have the support of the leftist mob) he runs away.
 
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So is it true the contingency plan involves them using home made items of intimidation and them mobbing the outside of his house?
 
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