Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Neurotic Loser]

All you need to know about Tallarico's sales pitch is in this video with highlights of Tommy yelling about rape and child porn on Nintendo.

So he's a boomer sperg. If he wasn't a composser for Color a Dinosaur, he would have been one of those christian puritans bitching about violent vidya (like mortal kombat) in the 90s.

 

[Pissmaster]

All you need to know about Tallarico's sales pitch is in this video with highlights of Tommy yelling about rape and child porn on Nintendo.

HAHAHAHAHAHA! I knew he was a piece of shit, but he sounds like a fucking lolcow.

I listened to the rest of his appearance on The Dick Show, and from where I left off, Dick read out some people in chat outright saying "this sounds like the Ouya", which launched Tallarico (and Dick) straight into defensive mode. So many excuses, but not a single reason why we shouldn't assume this is just another Ouya. Shit, it was so bad I considered getting back on my computer and commenting with more timestamps, but I'd end up writing a novel for how obnoxious and stupid he was acting. The only smart part about this thing is apparently he's marketing it to Christian audiences, but he still has jack shit in terms of games to show off. The only game mentioned for the system was the new Earthworm Jim.

Nobody actually on the show held Tallarico's feet to the fire at all, and I'm sure Vito was itching to scream at him from wherever he was. Shame Vito couldn't have been on the show. Hell, I'd gladly grill the fuck out of Tallarico if I were on. Weird-ass video game hardware? You're in my house now, mothafucka.

Tallarico even ended it with something like "All I ask for the naysayers is to give it a chance when it comes out." Motherfucker, when you go shopping for a car and you find a shitty hooptie next to a nice, normal-looking car at the same price, do you honestly need to test drive the hooptie first to prove to yourself that maybe it's somehow magically better than the name-brand one that doesn't look like garbage? You are so bad at marketing this thing, Tallarico. Show off some fucking games. Give some clear-cut obvious reasons why someone should fork over a fat stack of cash for your machine other than fearmongering and vague nostalgia. Fucking Google Stadia had better marketing than what you're giving the Amico. Give us one solitary reason why your console is not the Ouya, because you haven't done that yet, and you dodge the question when it comes up.

By the way, they barely talked about Earthworm Jim. Tallarico kept spinning it back to his pitches about his Amico. God, he's just so bad at marketing this stupid thing. Hire me, Tallarico, let me market it for you. Here are my qualifications:

-fat
-sperg
-owns lots of roms
-i poop a lot
-i beat Mega Man 9 and Super Meat Boy
-top comment on at least 3 youtube videos with over 100k views
-pretty decent peepee if you know what i mean

 

[TheMadAutist]

HAHAHAHAHAHA! I knew he was a piece of shit, but he sounds like a fucking lolcow.

I listened to the rest of his appearance on The Dick Show, and from where I left off, Dick read out some people in chat outright saying "this sounds like the Ouya", which launched Tallarico (and Dick) straight into defensive mode. So many excuses, but not a single reason why we shouldn't assume this is just another Ouya. Shit, it was so bad I considered getting back on my computer and commenting with more timestamps, but I'd end up writing a novel for how obnoxious and stupid he was acting. The only smart part about this thing is apparently he's marketing it to Christian audiences, but he still has jack shit in terms of games to show off. The only game mentioned for the system was the new Earthworm Jim.

Nobody actually on the show held Tallarico's feet to the fire at all, and I'm sure Vito was itching to scream at him from wherever he was. Shame Vito couldn't have been on the show. Hell, I'd gladly grill the fuck out of Tallarico if I were on. Weird-ass video game hardware? You're in my house now, mothafucka.

Tallarico even ended it with something like "All I ask for the naysayers is to give it a chance when it comes out." Motherfucker, when you go shopping for a car and you find a shitty hooptie next to a nice, normal-looking car at the same price, do you honestly need to test drive the hooptie first to prove to yourself that maybe it's somehow magically better than the name-brand one that doesn't look like garbage? You are so bad at marketing this thing, Tallarico. Show off some fucking games. Give some clear-cut obvious reasons why someone should fork over a fat stack of cash for your machine other than fearmongering and vague nostalgia. Fucking Google Stadia had better marketing than what you're giving the Amico. Give us one solitary reason why your console is not the Ouya, because you haven't done that yet, and you dodge the question when it comes up.

By the way, they barely talked about Earthworm Jim. Tallarico kept spinning it back to his pitches about his Amico. God, he's just so bad at marketing this stupid thing. Hire me, Tallarico, let me market it for you. Here are my qualifications:

-fat
-sperg
-owns lots of roms
-i poop a lot
-i beat Mega Man 9 and Super Meat Boy
-top comment on at least 3 youtube videos with over 100k views
-pretty decent peepee if you know what i mean

Tommy Tallarico has been pulling some lol cow shit for the last month. Im actually shocked he doesn't have a thread here on the farms. If you're inclined, check out AtariAge where he holds court with some boomers or search YT for his name or Amico and watch him shill his Ouya Twoya on 100 sub channels.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Crossposting from the Lowtax thread:

Looks like LowT may be making a return to The Dick Show. Masterson is in talks with him. Metokur should call in, since he's friends with LowT too. Probably won't though.
https://twitter.com/LABasedComedian/status/1276333140550643713 | http://archive.vn/jYujV
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Dax continues to provide the most retarded takes. Maddax, LowT, and The Gunt, what great people these guys are. They can get drunk and high and sob over how mean Karen Farms is to them.

 

[Slur Slurry]

Crossposting from the Lowtax thread:



Dax continues to provide the most retarded takes. Maddax, LowT, and The Gunt, what great people these guys are. They can get drunk and high and sob over how mean Karen Farms is to them.

I think he chooses to have all these washed up losers on his show so they can stroke his ego. I also think this is lowtax trying to pivot to the right to get a payday from np2.

 

[Dell Conagher]

I think he chooses to have all these washed up losers on his show so they can stroke his ego. I also think this is lowtax trying to pivot to the right to get a payday from np2.

due to dax being a mexican't and in that spirit, incompetent, NP2 is unavailable for the foreseeable furutre, not that i know so much about lowtax but he dosent strike me as a person with patience

 

[Unog]

not that i know so much about lowtax but he dosent strike me as a person with patience

He's a guy with a history of spousal abuse who recently had a BPD sidepiece (he was cheating on his second wife with, who is the mother of at least one of his kids) come out with yet another public story about him being physically and emotionally abusive. Not that that's the only reason he's an objectively irredeemable piece of shit, mind you. But yeah, definitely not patient if he's got an arrest record of shit like this.

By the way, if he really was keeping up with the Lowtax thread as it would seem from that tweet, that would mean that he's seen this document before. Brilliant choice of people to stick up for, Dax.

 

[Sped Xing]

Despite drinking way less now, I still like beer.

But having not listened to TDS in a month or so, I mostly wonder why I stuck around so long after the lolsuit.

His patreon not deflating in time with his listener base is not so very suspicious. You can tell why from how the cross segment of voicemails has changed over time. His fanbase is ever more concentrated with needy spergs, because they are the ones who would obsess and never let go of the "community" parasociality they get from being paypiggies.

It's like the Aral Sea. The salt didn't go away, just the water.

 

[Crystal Golem]

It’s going to be painful to listen to. Not only does Lowtax sound like a cross of Jordan Peterson and the squeaky voiced teen from The Simpsons, he’s going to lie and spin constantly. He’ll say he’s never been abusive and then when people bring up the police reports, he will claim it is a grand conspiracy to destroy him. Hell, Dax may join in as two losers commiserate that the shit they pull in private is now public.

That would be pretty funny considering his tactic of trying to get onision to admit his abusive behaviour by buttering him up and agreeing with him.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

His patreon not deflating in time with his listener base is not so very suspicious. You can tell why from how the cross segment of voicemails has changed over time. His fanbase is ever more concentrated with needy spergs, because they are the ones who would obsess and never let go of the "community" parasociality they get from being paypiggies.

It's like the Aral Sea. The salt didn't go away, just the water.

I disagree but it does make me think. It is not implausible.
The evidence for me patreon is being fucked with is the lack of social media engagement anywhere. Discord, Reddit, Facebook, etc. Needy people would normally seek daily validation through the community and potentially e-daddy Dax. I agree in the "fanbase swap" and think he picked up new sycophants along the way, but those people aren't replenishing the numbers at as high a rate as existed before. There is a possibility those smaller numbers upped donations to $20+ levels, but there is no way to tell cause Dax started hiding who is giving what amounts. I find it suspect Dax started doing this.

Dax also isn't providing anything extra. The video feed show is now $5 tier. We can see people catching the live show for $20 a month is less than 200 from the raid on TDS last time when the show got trolled. Anyone in the $20 range not catching live video feeds would be doing it out of the goodness of their heart as if this was a charity for Dax.

Dax also hasn't had a big enemy to rally behind or the normal dips that we used to see in his Patreon now and again.

hey speaking of dick orbiters, Producer Riley recently tweeted about his gofundme.
http://archive.ph/VugVp

... Well you now have the show booker proudly admitting he scammed the TDS community. And to think only a few pages back people were claiming they saw no evidence of a GoFundMe Scams

I wish I could find the screens of all of them talking about the weird kickback stuff
Also this is BirdStorc and Dax hanging out together. Birdstorc seems to be the one who runs the weird GoFundMe stuff

Could it have been Hulagirl84 this whole time?

Maybe. Screen names can mislead for any reason. Putting in real info on the internet is usually a bad idea. I can dig into it a little when I have more time...

Dax has a long history of being cucked I guess. Going back through my chats with Jamie I came across a bit where she told me that Marie actually used to date Greg Sestero, AKA Mark from The Room, and Dax absolutely flipped his shit and broke up with her when he found out about the relationship and that they were still texting (likely would have been around when the Disaster Artist was released and Dax was wanting to get him on the show). Then right when they got back together, Marie for some reason decided to send her cat, which Greg had bought her, off to the pound to probably be put down. Apparently the reasoning they used to justify this was that one time, months before, the cat had scratched Peach Saliva. It must be tough living in fear of a cat, I'm personally glad they were able to make it out alive.

Someone did a Beenverified check on Marie and sent me the pdf the other day. I'm good on posting her and her family's full doxx, but there are a couple interesting parts worth putting here

Is Maries whole thing that she screws D & E-List obscure celebs? This is pretty sad.
Good thing you posted this before there was a whole debate if she actually fucked the costar of "The Room." It's provable at some point she at least lived with the guy, given her previous ex being Maddox and her current BF being Dax Herrera, I think we can start seeing a pattern of behavior in who Marie Valenzuela goes after sexually.

Now let me piece together something from memory and lets see who/what bites.
Dax has said multiple times on his podcast he HATES the room. His explanation is that he thinks watching things fail and laughing at it ironically is stupid. However once the Karen Farms started upsetting him, he said on his reddit that failure is funny and that is why people are laughing at the JLH leak stuff.
We have also seen how Dax flies off the rails with anger and jealousy anytime someone shows the slightest bit of positive interest in someone he is seeing. It seems his butt hurt with The Room stems from a more famous person having been with Marie.

As for the cat killing accusation, I remember in an episode of TDS you can hear a cat meow and Dax talked about 80's girls cat in passing. I can see where his jealousy would make him lash out at the innocent animal to the point of at worse having it put down, and at best being abandoned at a shelter. I see the accusation as plausible, but I'd need a little more before I jump on this with certainty. Being a cat killer is serious shit, especially for something as stupid as "I hate your ex". Going to the pound is bad enough, but if Dax was legit trying to get the cat registered as a vicious animal that needed to be put down.... That is some Pussy Psycho Karen shit.

I need more proof/leaks/something before I jump on this with certainty but as we've seen though out the thread crazy insane bullshit about Dax gets leaked, a bunch of people say it's fake and can't possibly be true, evidence drops, people start getting upset denying the evidence is real and demanding more and more absurd standards for evidence till it becomes laughable.
I don't think @BIG_BRAD would just make shit up, but I definitely wanna see some more confirming this.

Anyone remember the episode of TDS where Dax talks about throwing Dirt clumps at the dog?

EDIT:
Found proof of the Cat existing on the an episode of TDS

[super serious] cat meow at 40:28

What is this cats name? Why is he in the studio? Is he the backup audio engineer? This new dick show lore must be explained and understood.

old.reddit.com

https://archive.fo/tWe24

 

[Pissmaster]

Dick's said some weird shit before regarding animals, he's not much of a fan of them in general, so that wouldn't be out of the ordinary.

Though how fucking spineless or broken would Marie have to be to have her cat put down because her cuck BF got jealous of her ex? That's way worse than anything to do with Maddox's getting jealous of who she's dating.

Christ, Maddox, why didn't you ever talk about this kind of shit?

 

[High Tea]

Christ, Maddox, why didn't you ever talk about this kind of shit?

Maybe it's better he didn't. Would people have believed Maddox if he had brought this stuff up?

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

Anyone remember the episode of TDS where Dax talks about throwing Dirt clumps at the dog?

Episode 90, Dick on the Dick Show Album

https://thedickshow.com/episode-90/

Around minute 30.

 

[Unog]

I disagree but it does make me think. It is not implausible.
The evidence for me patreon is being fucked with is the lack of social media engagement anywhere. Discord, Reddit, Facebook, etc. Needy people would normally seek daily validation through the community and potentially e-daddy Dax. I agree in the "fanbase swap" and think he picked up new sycophants along the way, but those people aren't replenishing the numbers at as high a rate as existed before. There is a possibility those smaller numbers upped donations to $20+ levels, but there is no way to tell cause Dax started hiding who is giving what amounts. I find it suspect Dax started doing this.

Dax also isn't providing anything extra. The video feed show is now $5 tier. We can see people catching the live show for $20 a month is less than 200 from the raid on TDS last time when the show got trolled. Anyone in the $20 range not catching live video feeds would be doing it out of the goodness of their heart as if this was a charity for Dax.

Dax also hasn't had a big enemy to rally behind or the normal dips that we used to see in his Patreon now and again.

I'm not sure where the "Patreon is being fucked with" accusation came from, but it makes sense if you consider fully what @Ped Xing is saying when it relates to the fanbase. If it really were (and I believe it myself) a case of a switch in fanbases, it could be that he lost donors from the fanbase that probably had more disposable income per person to one that simply had as much money in the aggregate. If you look at graphtreon, it kind of checks out:

See how the yellow line is on a steady incline, yet the green one isn't? It's number of patrons vs cash inflow. It somewhat supports the theory that with his audience slowly filtering around like a game of musical chairs in a nursing home, the amount of cash stayed the same while he lost more wealthy patrons and gained more, but less profitable patrons.

 

[AnOminous]

Dick's said some weird shit before regarding animals, he's not much of a fan of them in general, so that wouldn't be out of the ordinary.

Though how fucking spineless or broken would Marie have to be to have her cat put down because her cuck BF got jealous of her ex? That's way worse than anything to do with Maddox's getting jealous of who she's dating.

Christ, Maddox, why didn't you ever talk about this kind of shit?

Because he's such a broke-brained sick fuck himself who is completely unable to human that he didn't realize this is the kind of thing that would actually cause people to turn on his arch-enemy, not the weird, dumb bullshit he's been trying to use.

EDIT:
Found proof of the Cat existing on the an episode of TDS

[super serious] cat meow at 40:28

What is this cats name? Why is he in the studio? Is he the backup audio engineer? This new dick show lore must be explained and understood.

old.reddit.com

https://archive.fo/tWe24

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So the only remaining thing in the world about this cat murdered for no reason is this meow.

 

[Unog]

Around minute 30.

The fun part begins at 26:12.

 

[Mister Qwerty]

I'm listening to the latest TDS with Ralph and the Sophia Narwitz interview is infuriating to me. Whenever she tries to talk Dick keeps interrupting and talking over her as if she has nothing interesting to say and is only on the show to fill time. That's the problem with the Dick Show. Dax is not a conversationalist or an interviewer, he's an arguer. And he turned into one of those people who loves the sound of their own voice and is not interested listening to other people unless it's about his favourite subject, himself.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm listening to the latest TDS with Ralph and the Sophia Narwitz interview is infuriating to me. Whenever she tries to talk Dick keeps interrupting and talking over her as if she has nothing interesting to say and is only on the show to fill time. That's the problem with the Dick Show. Dax is not a conversationalist or an interviewer, he's an arguer. And he turned into one of those people who loves the sound of their own voice and is not interested listening to other people unless it's about his favourite subject, himself.

You think he'd be happy this thread obsessively talks about him then.

 

[Mister Qwerty]

You think he'd be happy this thread obsessively talks about him then.

TBH, I think he does.

 

[TheMadAutist]

I'm listening to the latest TDS with Ralph and the Sophia Narwitz interview is infuriating to me. Whenever she tries to talk Dick keeps interrupting and talking over her as if she has nothing interesting to say and is only on the show to fill time. That's the problem with the Dick Show. Dax is not a conversationalist or an interviewer, he's an arguer. And he turned into one of those people who loves the sound of their own voice and is not interested listening to other people unless it's about his favourite subject, himself.

TBF Narwitz has a voice that makes me want to jam pencils in my ears.