Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

This right here. Lowtax will still have control or at least most of the income, that's the only way he's even entertaining this option.

Being absent any future-thinking skills, he will, or at least I hope will, at some later date get pilled out and a belly full of barefoot and make a "surprise gooftroops it's still been mine" thread in gbs, provide proof/vindication and these last few days happen all over again.
 
Looks like LowT may be making a return to The Dick Show. Masterson is in talks with him. Metokur should call in, since he's friends with LowT too. Probably won't though.
https://twitter.com/LABasedComedian/status/1276333140550643713 | http://archive.vn/jYujV
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I couldn't tell you when he moved in there as residential leases aren't public record, but someone else had posted a couple of screens and gave the name of the actual owner of the house, so I went to see if it was true.

When you type Kyanka into the Jackson County Missouri tax assessments search, you have to include at least a first initial, and this will return all of the property tax records for Rich and his dad. Now it's possible that Rich is actually on the deed to his mom's house and on the titles to the 911 and Audi along with his mom (the blacked out name from earlier), but I highly doubt it. It's probably his dad. When the record showing the Nissan Sentra is pulled up, it's saying it's garaged at the lawyer foyer McMansion. A screen of that was posted earlier, and I can post my own or anyone can look this up for free.

You have to go back to the address search for Jackson County and type in the address for the lolyer foyer house and then you get the actual owner of the property, which is a Chinese name mentioned earlier. However, his Nissan being garaged there proves that that's his current address. He definitely lives there, down the street from his dear Mommy. And I'm sure that rent is at least $2500/mo for that monstrosity.

Edit: Also note that the record for the Sentra is the only one listed under "Richard C Kyanka," the others are "Richard Kyanka and [mom's name]." When you're looking up dox it's not as simple as Google this name, because even with a name like Kyanka someone is almost guaranteed to have the same name, and those shitty stalker sites like Intelius gets people mixed up and combines records for different people all the time. Without a way to search by SSN (like a government employee, who would get fired for doing this for no reason), you have to look at other identifiers.
Yeah, the property tax records seem to be tied to the dad (same name) so Lowtax is actually renting a McMansion. Christ what an idiot. Why the fuck did two adults and a toddler, with supposedly crushing medical debt and IRS liens, need to rent a 4,000 sq feet plus house? Who rents McMansions?

Is the house really right down from Mama? Funny, I recall Lowtax sister being all friendly with Logan on FB. It seemed like Ashlii wasn’t popular with the in-laws. Mama Lowtax was teliing the cops that immigration was after her.

How is Lowtax going to explain fucking up $10k a month for free just because he had to stick his dick (and pimp hand) in crazy to mom?

Anyone else getting the impression that Logan was a perfectly executed honeypot?
Weev and Something Sensitive finally activated their mormon Manchurian candidate for the ultimate, unexpected coup de grace against Lowtax.
 
Looks like LowT may be making a return to The Dick Show. Masterson is in talks with him. Metokur should call in, since he's friends with LowT too. Probably won't though.
https://twitter.com/LABasedComedian/status/1276333140550643713 | http://archive.vn/jYujV
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Looks like LowT may be making a return to The Dick Show. Masterson is in talks with him. Metokur should call in, since he's friends with LowT too. Probably won't though.
https://twitter.com/LABasedComedian/status/1276333140550643713 | http://archive.vn/jYujV
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Project 2 audition.
 
Taking bets on how many dumb goons will buy this?
I mean, Logan is totally nuts. You'd only have to look at this thread to realize that. You know they won't though, because these people all hate us for making fun of them. LowT's track record certainly doesn't help his case anyways though.
 
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Looks like LowT may be making a return to The Dick Show. Masterson is in talks with him. Metokur should call in, since he's friends with LowT too. Probably won't though.
https://twitter.com/LABasedComedian/status/1276333140550643713 | http://archive.vn/jYujV
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I sure hope enough people with a realistic overview of this situation, people that can also speak up about paying attention to abuse patterns, will attend this thing. I hate twitter and won't use that shit or look at it if I can avoid it, but I hope someone can show "LA Based Comedian" there a comprehensive post containing all the police reports and shitty behavior.

Lowtax is really good at manipulating and maintaining narrative when he knows that an audience doesn't have all the details. He should be promptly robbed of that platform before he can even try.
 
I sure hope enough people with a realistic overview of this situation, people that can also speak up about paying attention to abuse patterns, will attend this thing. I hate twitter and won't use that shit or look at it if I can avoid it, but I hope someone can show "LA Based Comedian" there a comprehensive post containing all the police reports and shitty behavior.

Lowtax is really good at manipulating and maintaining narrative when he knows that an audience doesn't have all the details. He should be promptly robbed of that platform before he can even try.
If you aren't familiar with this guy, his name is Dick Masterson, a comedian who hosts a podcast called the Dick Show. Dear Leader appeared on the show a few times over the years, but recently had a falling out with him as a result of Dick getting a thread due to some recent behavior. Dick's thread is kind of a mess, but if you're looking for more info on him that's not a bad place to start. Maybe check out the Simpspiracy thread too, because that's the disaster that led to him getting a thread.
 
I sure hope enough people with a realistic overview of this situation, people that can also speak up about paying attention to abuse patterns, will attend this thing. I hate twitter and won't use that shit or look at it if I can avoid it, but I hope someone can show "LA Based Comedian" there a comprehensive post containing all the police reports and shitty behavior.

Why is Lowtax friends with Metokur? Because they both like to coast on their coattails and not do anything? Metokur is so much more intelligent and should see that Lowtax is friendly with him because he didn't want him and SA to be the subject of a video, haha.

Lowtax is really good at manipulating and maintaining narrative when he knows that an audience doesn't have all the details. He should be promptly robbed of that platform before he can even try.

Oh boy ain't that the truth, but that's typically because Lowtax only stays on places where he can maintain the narrative. Like being on SA or twitter where he can hide tweets so nobody ever sees them (nobody ever looks).
 
Looks like LowT may be making a return to The Dick Show. Masterson is in talks with him. Metokur should call in, since he's friends with LowT too. Probably won't though.
https://twitter.com/LABasedComedian/status/1276333140550643713 | http://archive.vn/jYujV
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I'll give low-t this, he really made me laugh on one of the earlier episodes when Dick asked him what makes him a rage, and his answer was something like:

"Farmers. There's no reason for them when the store is right there!"

Stupid jokes get a chuckle out of me.
 
Yeah, the property tax records seem to be tied to the dad (same name) so Lowtax is actually renting a McMansion. Christ what an idiot. Why the fuck did two adults and a toddler, with supposedly crushing medical debt and IRS liens, need to rent a 4,000 sq feet plus house? Who rents McMansions?

Is the house really right down from Mama? Funny, I recall Lowtax sister being all friendly with Logan on FB. It seemed like Ashlii wasn’t popular with the in-laws. Mama Lowtax was teliing the cops that immigration was after her.

How is Lowtax going to explain fucking up $10k a month for free just because he had to stick his dick (and pimp hand) in crazy to mom?


Weev and Something Sensitive finally activated their mormon Manchurian candidate for the ultimate, unexpected coup de grace against Lowtax.

Yeah they're about 10 miles down the road from each other. I know your other questions are rhetorical and I have the same ones. Like I can definitely understand buying a terrible McMansion even if you didn't really need all that space and then you're kind of stuck with it. It could be cheaper to just live there instead of downsize. But you can even break a year lease on a place if you can reach an agreement with the landlord possibly involving just staying until someone wanted to take over the lease and you can just live in an apartment, make it 2BR if you're really dead-set on keeping the kid at least part of the time. I just believed he owned that house and was lying about renting but here we are.
 
It may not be corona that ruins Goldbelly but the fall of Lowtax.

I still cannot believe what I'm seeing. One example, $89 for two tiny, ordinary pizzas? You can get get a similar one at the Dollar Tree and just add some spice and a small salad as a side dish. It will cost next to nothing. This is what goons have been funding. But no one cared until now.

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