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Tess is getting defensive:
Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud
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IDK if it's just me, but it looks like she's in one of those rooms influencers book to have photoshoots in.
She's looking rough. She probably can't stand for a few minutes at a time. Her leaning on the bed looks less casual/sultry/whatever she's going for and more like she needs it for support.
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I decided to take a short stroll through the comments on Tess's latest photo: while a few YAS QUEENs are still licking her ass any time she does a feeder pic, the vast majority are telling her to stfu about disbanding police and disparaging anyone who puts on the uniform, and that they've lost all respect and admiration for her after the past few weeks.
Without her army of Instagram asspatters, she would have absolutely nothing in terms of income. Using one of those Instagram ad cash calculators, she can currently earn around $5k for a #spon post.
Trouble is, there aren't many takers for her sponsorship these days. The periodic Fabletics "partnership" can't pay that much, and it's never clear whether all of those posts are really paid ads or just Tess scrounging around for another payment. Also, her engagement rate is pretty low - an actual influencers engagement rate is at least 1.5% - and a good influencer has an engagement rate closer to 2.5%. She she has a lot of followers, but they either generally don't care what she posts, or they're dead accounts.
At this point, Tess is getting easily out-earned by someone like Glitterandlazers, who has sponsored posts weekly or more. Glitter may be an annoying alcoholic without any boundaries, but at least she isn't lazy.
Edit: for context, the last paid Fabletics partnership post she made was on May 1st. She also did some sort of "shoot" for a small, custom swimsuit company on May 4th. She's gone almost two months without a paycheck.
It appears that she has some sort of monthly sponsorship deal with Fabletics, because since January she's been doing a #spon post for them around the beginning of the month. I wonder how long it'll last. If she's getting $5k per post, once a month, she's making too much to qualify for benefits, but not enough to live that model/influencer lifestyle she wants to project. The contract may well be up because she didn't have a Fabletics post in early June.
Without her army of Instagram asspatters, she would have absolutely nothing in terms of income. Using one of those Instagram ad cash calculators, she can currently earn around $5k for a #spon post.
Trouble is, there aren't many takers for her sponsorship these days. The periodic Fabletics "partnership" can't pay that much, and it's never clear whether all of those posts are really paid ads or just Tess scrounging around for another payment. Also, her engagement rate is pretty low - an actual influencers engagement rate is at least 1.5% - and a good influencer has an engagement rate closer to 2.5%. She she has a lot of followers, but they either generally don't care what she posts, or they're dead accounts.
At this point, Tess is getting easily out-earned by someone like Glitterandlazers, who has sponsored posts weekly or more. Glitter may be an annoying alcoholic without any boundaries, but at least she isn't lazy.
Edit: for context, the last paid Fabletics partnership post she made was on May 1st. She also did some sort of "shoot" for a small, custom swimsuit company on May 4th. She's gone almost two months without a paycheck.
It appears that she has some sort of monthly sponsorship deal with Fabletics, because since January she's been doing a #spon post for them around the beginning of the month. I wonder how long it'll last. If she's getting $5k per post, once a month, she's making too much to qualify for benefits, but not enough to live that model/influencer lifestyle she wants to project. The contract may well be up because she didn't have a Fabletics post in early June.
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LOL. Crossing your legs (or at least attempting to) isn't going to make your ham hocks look less like Hefty bags full of rocks, Tess.
Double LOL at her pointless virtue signalling. Tess is the type of Karen that would already have 9 and 1 dialed whenever a black man looks at her too long.
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She looks HUGE. And old and rough. She seems to be relying on the pink sheets to disguise the fact that her gut hangs out way farther than her hip. So much for being curvy.
It’s almost sad, in a Norma Desmond kind of way, to see that she’s the size of a barge and still trying to look sexy because that’s the only thing she ever had going for her. But then i remember that it’s Tess we’re talking about.
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Tess went out for a fancy sushi dinner instead of having it delivered, someone clap for her, quickly! Because cooking at home when you're couch surfing and homeless with a small child is beneath her. Oh, and a bunch of bravado about she no curr if her audience is tired of her wokest act. Wonder how long that bravado lasts when her last client (Fabletics) hasn't renewed her monthly contract. Oh, and she sent fancy flowers to MULTIPLE random black people with all the cash she doesn't have.
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Regarding the 4th post, she CAN'T afford medical professionals to help her with her overwhelming addiction to food, so can she please be incarcerated? She'd lose weight in a jiff on jail rations, and that shit attitude will tumble down in a big hurry to tolerable levels of humility.
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No one has ever told a lie on the internet, Tess.
How many law enforcement officers call themselves "cops"?
Edit: where is the lie, Tess?
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This...is getting out of hand. More people will feel "extra" pained if a young man/teenager is killed than a full grown middle aged adult. It has nothing to do with race and whon"deserves" to live or die.
An infant dying and a 50 year old man dying are both sad. But I will more likely become emotional at the thought of an infant losing their life so young.
An infant dying and a 50 year old man dying are both sad. But I will more likely become emotional at the thought of an infant losing their life so young.
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Of course Tess misses Barcelona. Sorry Tess, unless you get super good feeder money on the DL, you’re not going there any time soon.
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Holy shit that chin. Even years past and stuck out as far as it can go, her chin situation is... manly.
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Also if a sweet person dies it’s natural to feel more sad too, regardless of race. That’s why the families of people who die tragically will usually say the person who died was generous, patient, kind etc., because they want to evoke sympathy and convey how sad it is to lose a good person. I don’t feel too bad when thuggish assholes with a criminal history die no matter what color their skin was.
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Wow that outfit is see through. What a poor choice. Fat ages you fast. She looks like she was rode hard and put away wet. Her gut is sitting on the bed besides her.
There's a reason models quit working young. There's always someone younger, prettier and hungrier coming down the runway after you.
Don't tell me how I feel you condescending cunt.
What is that face? I can't tell what she's trying to convey. Why is her mouth open like that? It's not cute or sexy. It never is.
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Hey Tess, you have the money (LOLOLOLOL) to see a therapist about your food addiction, so uhhhh why don't you get on that instead of chasing InstaPoC for clout?
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Her legs and arms need to be preserved to be studied by scientists when she dies.
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I love how quickly her face is deteriorating. That was her only saving grace when she started modeling; a massive bitch with a normal-ish face, pushing alt beauty acceptance. She's aging so poorly and rapidly now... If the world were to return to 'normal' overnight, she'd still be broke and jobless. She's over the modeling hill, and she was only a novelty interest to begin with. She's done.
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I wonder about this now because of people like Anna, who never had even a slightly pretty face in the first place but still gets more jobs then Tess, and not for diversity checklist reasons (other than fat) like that ugly ass black tranny. Tess always be perennially broke because money flows through her fingers the second she gets it, but I could see her always having SOME work coming in. As an influencer, if she could have stayed in standard plus size ranges and not be a huge cunt all the time she’d probably even be doing pretty well as an old fat lady with her audience of aging women with mom bods following her on social media. She might just have to work with less glamorous brands like Target and JC Penney though.
Too bad she doesn’t know what to say without hemorrhaging followers. Anna is vapid but can seem relatable, but Tess only comes across as fake and angry.