Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[lightswitchdoll]

I dont get why he would choose the Dick Show. Does he think his fanbase of rabid SJWs like Dick Masterson? They probably think hes a white supremacist.

He hates his fanbase of rabid SJWs. He only tolerated them because they gave him money. He has no reason to pander to them anymore.

 

[Rebel Wilson]

Good to see she’s still following the thread.

Interesting that she says she spoke to Ashlii about Rich being abusive in the past.

Which podcasts and YT channels will Logan be doing after Lowtax’s big show on Sunday?

I have a feeling we are going to have our own Logan Day thread here within 6 months. Once she starts fucking the next 2000s web washup. This may be her shot at firing up an online career. Just waiting for the Patreon and youtube channel.

Spoony's single...

 

[In Memoriam]

The real question is when did Lowtax start collecting the evidence for “bitch be crazy” folder. I’m going to guess sometime before he even flew out to Utah to fuck her, but he put together a pile a mile high by last week. Maybe a terabyte or so.

I certainly hope so, I also hope the detective has such a file on Rich

 

[Ilmseil]

I dont get why he would choose the Dick Show. Does he think his fanbase of rabid SJWs like Dick Masterson? They probably think hes a white supremacist.

I think it's simply the only venue that reached out to him that doesn't think he's total poison or where the interviewer wouldn't be completely hostile. Crosspost from the SA thread but my spitballing:

The only way out of this at all for him honestly IMO is the same thing every major pedowood prostitute does when it comes out they've been raping children for decades: A total rebranding ala "I choose now to live as a gay man". Like someone else suggested, if I were Rich, I'd delete the accounts of every single mod and admin, open registration for free for a few days and announce it on Dick's show, make some spiel simultaneously downplaying and ignoring the abuse and trying to segue it/blame it partly on leftist politics and how it's my fault the overton window slanted so far, I've always been a hands-off Libertarian kind of guy who just wanted the forums to evolve naturally but clearly I missed the window and the culture there jumped the shark.

Then simply allow in every shitlord on 4chan/SS/KF to go hog fucking wild with the only stipulation being "nothing illegal in the USA is allowed" and then let the right wing death squads do what comes natural. Then try to restore some semblance of sanity after a few weeks/months with gradually more structure and rules until you had working and sane forums again.

As far as I can tell, LowT has always been a Libertarian dunce who was pretty right leaning on a lot of shit, and whenever he would make leftist or SJW supporting posts it always struck me as that "how do you do fellow leftists" meme and he was just trying to go with the flow because he didn't want to piss off the people keeping him in GTRs, booze and pills. What the fuck does he have to lose at this point?

 

[Rebel Wilson]

This is fucking amazing. The detective called Logan in Utah?! Better and better!

ETA and the detective would have had to track her down since Lowtaxcut off her phone. Wonder how court is going to go?

Maybe its officer Erika from Lowtax's police reports when he beat up Ashli

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

He's been on Dick's show before and he won't challenge him. He'll let lowtax tell whatever story he wants without any pushback.

That's good, even with no pushback I can't imagine Lowtax not bringing his own rope and hanging himself with it live.

 

[metroid_fetish]

Y'all gotta run down the crazy flowchart first.

1 - Did anyone call her at all?
2 - If so, are they a real detective and not a goon?
3 - If a real detective, are they calling about Lowtax or some property damage Logan caused at a Sizzler or some shit?

 

[Goy Sheckelstein]

Something Awful, the Safe Space. What a fucking world...

Post anywhere and say you're republican or conservative or anywhere right of Marx, and you will be called a nazi bigot x-phobe, and drummed out of the forums. That idiot only feels that way because their shitty politics are reciprocated and shared by 99.999% of that website.

 

[repentance]

Well she finally appologized to Ashli
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She'd do a total about face at the slightest hint Lowtax would take her back.

 

[Ilmseil]

This is fucking amazing. The detective called Logan in Utah?! Better and better!

ETA and the detective would have had to track her down since Lowtaxcut off her phone. Wonder how court is going to go?

This is something else again that strikes me as partially true but a little on the nose. I really don't think this is LD's first time being a "victim" but also knowing exactly how to play it up to 11 for max sympathy. Remember, LD was sucking dick and probably snorting an 8 ball a day back in LA, do you really think at least a few of those dozens and dozens of cokehead "producers" didn't slap her around in a coke-induced fit of mania?

LD is saying every super-well-known trope in the book here, "he's making me think I'm crazy", "he's trying to force me to change my story", "he's gaslighting me" etc, etc.

Honestly, if anything, this whole saga makes me hate goons even more. Where the fuck are all the posts going "God everyone we were so fucked up to downplay Ashlii's accusations and Megan's accusations how will we atone" and where the fuck are all the admin/mods groveling over how wrong they were to just instaban anyone who dares criticize Immortan Pill?

 

[Terrorist]

Something Awful, the Safe Space. What a fucking world...

More like Something Sensitive, if you ask me

 

[blablabla]

Lowtax if you think about coming here i want you to know that you are a piece of shit and we are going to make fun of you for putting your dick in crazy and losing everything in your life.

 

[Kulee Baba]

That ship has sailed. Seven figures sailed before 2010. What is something nobody is ever going to pay for an account on ever again worth? No more political toxxes even. No drunken banning sprees followed by a bunch of paypigs dropping another $10 to re-register. That shit is over.

I agree you're totally right, although I would say there is chance that there could be a fabulously wealthy goon who could make Richard an offer he couldn't refuse.

Never forget we're on the internet. There are lots of people who have more dollars than sense. 15 years ago SA was popular among young college students. A select few of those college students very well may have grown up to become successful businessmen. Hell they might not even be businessmen they could just have gotten lucky during any of the prior internet gold rushes.

Game developer Josh Sawyer was a celeb goon (his SA name was Ropekid). That man has to be very rich after Obsidian was bought by Microsoft. He could definitely buy out Lowtax. Maybe Moot is crazy enough to want to go back into the game, he was a goon too. All the silicon valley & bitcoin multi-millionaires are potential targets. Personally I hope Jim Watkins buys it and makes all the goonies go stark raving mad.

It really is fascinating that Lowtax is going on a platform that the current incarnation of the goonsquad (troonsquad?) absolutely hates. Dick Masterson's The Dick Show is a Frat-Right podcast that features satirical misogyny and racism. I underline satirical because Berniebro goons do not grasp the meaning the word. But they surely know that Dick has become a close associate of Null, a person who they consider to be the Anti-Christ.

Anyway my ritalin prescription came in and I could ramble about this for a long ass time. Before I head into TL;DR territory this is my personal advice to Lowtax. If I'm right and a rich person will buy the site to go along with his Star Citizen spaceships sell the fucking forum you idiot. If your golden parachute doesn't arrive your best option is to do what Harry Knowles (Ain't It Cool News) did. Make a mea culpa, go to rehab, and then appoint a puppet to become the admin of your Web 1.0 forum. Harry Knowles made his sister the editor, you got a sister Rich so have her take the reigns and then have her spew out the modern day feminist horseshit. This is the only way you can hold on to Something Awful without it becoming a graveyard.

Whatever you do Rich don't let them win by destroying you. Because while I think you're a crappy person I hate the SJWs a lot more.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

I know you can do a roundabout on the whole single party recording for personal protection among other things.

Is playing the recording on a professional IRL troll's podcast one of those things?

 

[proteus4994]

Anyone who’s putting larger motivations on Logan than “a young woman with mental issues who made some real bad life choices that she’s trying to deal with” is really working hard to make something out of nothing.

 

[Terrorist]

I agree you're totally right, although I would say there is chance that there could be a fabulously wealthy goon who could make Richard an offer he couldn't refuse.

Never forget we're on the internet. There are lots of people who have more dollars than sense. 15 years ago SA was popular among young college students. A select few of those college students very well may have grown up to become successful businessmen. Hell they might not even be businessmen they could just have gotten lucky during any of the prior internet gold rushes.

Game developer Josh Sawyer was a celeb goon (his SA name was Ropekid). That man has to be very rich after Obsidian was bought by Microsoft. He could definitely buy out Lowtax. Maybe Moot is crazy enough to want to go back into the game, he was a goon too. All the silicon valley & bitcoin multi-millionaires are potential targets. Personally I hope Jim Watkins buys it and makes all the goonies go stark raving mad.

It really is fascinating that Lowtax is going on a platform that the current incarnation of the goonsquad (troonsquad?) absolutely hates. Dick Masterson's The Dick Show is a Frat-Right podcast that features satirical misogyny and racism. I underline satirical because Berniebro goons do not grasp the meaning the word. But they surely know that Dick has become a close associate of Null, a person who they consider to be the Anti-Christ.

Anyway my ritalin prescription came in and I could ramble about this for a long ass time. Before I head into TL;DR territory this is my personal advice to Lowtax. If I'm right and a rich person will buy the site to go along with his Star Citizen spaceships sell the fucking forum you idiot. If your golden parachute doesn't arrive your best option is to do what Harry Knowles (Ain't It Cool News) did. Make a mea culpa, go to rehab, and then appoint a puppet to become the admin of your Web 1.0 forum. Harry Knowles made his sister the editor, you got a sister Rich so have her take the reigns and then have her spew out the modern day feminist horseshit. This is the only way you can hold on to Something Awful without it becoming a graveyard.

Whatever you do Rich don't let them win by destroying you. Because while I think you're a crappy person I hate the SJWs a lot more.

Would buying SA and trying to run it for a profit be a good business decision for Sawyer/Moot/Watkins though? The domain name and associated SEO stuff is probably pretty valuable, but I can't see a pay-for-play forum being profitable in TYOOL 2020, esp. if the new owner scares off all the paypigs with wrongthink.

 

[Baggywrinkle]

Interesting that she says she spoke to Ashlii about Rich being abusive in the past.

I wondered about that too. If she initially believed Ashli until she was physically next to lowtax, that means they had a conversation specifically about abuse before he went to Utah. ”Yeah I believed Rich was abusing his wife but had him fly out and abandon his kid over Thanksgiving to fuck me anyway.” Lowtax is a shithead but she’s still a cunt.

 

[White Devil]

I agree you're totally right, although I would say there is chance that there could be a fabulously wealthy goon who could make Richard an offer he couldn't refuse.

Never forget we're on the internet. There are lots of people who have more dollars than sense. 15 years ago SA was popular among young college students. A select few of those college students very well may have grown up to become successful businessmen. Hell they might not even be businessmen they could just have gotten lucky during any of the prior internet gold rushes.

Game developer Josh Sawyer was a celeb goon (his SA name was Ropekid). That man has to be very rich after Obsidian was bought by Microsoft. He could definitely buy out Lowtax. Maybe Moot is crazy enough to want to go back into the game, he was a goon too. All the silicon valley & bitcoin multi-millionaires are potential targets. Personally I hope Jim Watkins buys it and makes all the goonies go stark raving mad.

It really is fascinating that Lowtax is going on a platform that the current incarnation of the goonsquad (troonsquad?) absolutely hates. Dick Masterson's The Dick Show is a Frat-Right podcast that features satirical misogyny and racism. I underline satirical because Berniebro goons do not grasp the meaning the word. But they surely know that Dick has become a close associate of Null, a person who they consider to be the Anti-Christ.

Anyway my ritalin prescription came in and I could ramble about this for a long ass time. Before I head into TL;DR territory this is my personal advice to Lowtax. If I'm right and a rich person will buy the site to go along with his Star Citizen spaceships sell the fucking forum you idiot. If your golden parachute doesn't arrive your best option is to do what Harry Knowles (Ain't It Cool News) did. Make a mea culpa, go to rehab, and then appoint a puppet to become the admin of your Web 1.0 forum. Harry Knowles made his sister the editor, you got a sister Rich so have her take the reigns and then have her spew out the modern day feminist horseshit. This is the only way you can hold on to Something Awful without it becoming a graveyard.

Whatever you do Rich don't let them win by destroying you. Because while I think you're a crappy person I hate the SJWs a lot more.

Plot twist: Cliffy B. buys SA for a ridiculous sum, renames it Something Epic.

 

[Pumpkin Girl IRL]

I'm curious as to why he would be recording in the first place. Was he preparing for the fight or something? Does he sleep on a pressure pad connected to the record function on his phone?

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

I'm curious as to why he would be recording in the first place. Was he preparing for the fight or something? Does he sleep on a pressure pad connected to the record function on his phone?

When he was absent from the Internet these past few days, he was conspiring with Shmorky to create a set of fake abuse tapes. Role of Logan will be played by Shmork's klurf voice.