Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[RapidUnplannedDisassembly]

I think Lowtax is too narcissistic for suicide. I mean, if he ends up having to get an actual job for the first time in his life, that might be traumatic enough to make him do it. But it probably won't come to that, his wealthy parents will give him a stipend or something.

I estimate as long as mommy is there to cover for him, he won't take the easy way out. I know all the other peripheral reasons for the stream shutting down the way it did but it did seem like he got really squirrely about questions involving his lawyer-mother's possible involvement, possible use of connections, regarding him evading consequences for getting violent with his other relationships.

 

[Ghostse]

@Lowtax actually discussed the credit card thing in the S.A thread

Notice more weasel words from Lowtax; "the data isn't stored on the server". Not that they can't get it or see it, just its not on the SA servers.

She was sending him nudes? Christ.

I'm as shocked as anyone! I thought thye were in a strictly business relationship! To be sending him nudes...why I never! Its almost like Lowtax was lying about that too!

He was Corbin Dallas Multipass, he had been hosting all of his images posted here on an SA server and was trying to harvest IPs so he could ban them on SA, all the while sucking KF's cock until he got his alt banned here. For some reason I'm not allowed to view his profile but the search works (lol).

His weird script thing didn't work either.

Wait what? I missed this part.

 

[Dafuqisdis?]

It just blows my mind that Rich isn't independently wealthy after all of these years of raking in money hand over fist.

I bet you a lot of that has to do with the totally unnecessary goon office space that he had forever, must have cost a mint.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Lowtax has been burning money like there's no tomorrow.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

LOL there's a front page?

I think he meant featured, and also forgot that Null is on vacation.

 

[Sabrina]

Notice more weasel words from Lowtax; "the data isn't stored on the server". Not that they can't get it or see it, just its not on the SA servers.



I'm as shocked as anyone! I thought thye were in a strictly business relationship! To be sending him nudes...why I never! Its almost like Lowtax was lying about that too!



Wait what? I missed this part.

Here's the post history. He posted day and night like someone with no job and whenever you clicked on an image to expand you'd get some weird URL with a blank page

 

[Mister Qwerty]

Reading this thread about Lowtax’s impending decent into destitution made me think of this old SCTV skit. I think he would make a fine contestant.

I mean, nobody does WACKY better than Lowtax!

 

[fenny]

Anyone else disappointed that Jeffrey of YOSPOS is the dude's username, not some weird clunky forum title like a medieval lord?

 

[Something Awful]

It just blows my mind that Rich isn't independently wealthy after all of these years of raking in money hand over fist.

I bet you a lot of that has to do with the totally unnecessary goon office space that he had forever, must have cost a mint.

The first thing he did after getting the Patreon windfall (for his medical expenses) was go out and lease a Nissan GT-R.

Happier times.

 

[Pepper Jack]

It just blows my mind that Rich isn't independently wealthy after all of these years of raking in money hand over fist.

I bet you a lot of that has to do with the totally unnecessary goon office space that he had forever, must have cost a mint.

Drugs are very expensive, especially opiods.

Most places online are around $1/mg so a 10mg Percocet is $10 for one pill. If you have a 15-20 pill a day habit, it adds up fast.

 

[DisobedientLupus]

Anyone else disappointed that Jeffrey of YOSPOS is the dude's username, not some weird clunky forum title like a medieval lord?

What's even worse is the fact the fucker doesn't even post in the 219.

 

[RapidUnplannedDisassembly]

I'm as shocked as anyone! I thought thye were in a strictly business relationship! To be sending him nudes...why I never! Its almost like Lowtax was lying about that too!

It's pretty obvious from the 'getting ahead of things' picture that Logan posted, which hilariously took a swipe at his foot fetish thing that people like to riff on, that the nudes they're discussing were less of a 'sent' thing and probably more of a collaborative effort.

Fuckin ew.

 

[metroid_fetish]

I demand to see photographic proof of penetration before I believe their relationship was anything more than professional.

 

[White Devil]

I demand to see photographic proof of penetration before I believe their relationship was anything more than professional.

Be careful what you wish for because knowing this girl, it probably exists.

 

[Juke and Jam]

I demand to see photographic proof of penetration before I believe their relationship was anything more than professional.

What if there was professional penetration, huh? Huh? What then smart guy?

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

Lowcash must be freaking out about his patreon welfare drying up so fast.

 

[thx1138]

Back in December someone posted this message here.

View attachment 1411082

It was never confirmed to be genuine, but after listening to the latest recording, I'm willing to believe it is.

It's way back in this thread, or maybe in the SA thread, but one of the things that upset Richard was that his wife and daughter have or at one time had a belief in Christ. He went Web 1.0 1999 3dgy Atheist about it, too, and some of the back-and-forth between him and his daughter before he threw her away had to do with it (as you can see above as a sample of it).

Lowtax has been burning money like there's no tomorrow.

Poor People mentality. I've seen it a lot, with friends, co-workers, etc. The guy with the shiny new pickup truck on the job site, three payments behind, but whoops like a maniac when the boss comes by with the paycheck because it's Friday, time to PARTY!, leaves at lunch to "deposit his check" and then "pulls his back outta whack" and just can't make it back to work that day...and yeah I'm thinking of specific examples, in this case the guy in question made money hand over fist doing concrete work, had this awesome F250, and was flat-ass busted when construction dried up. Didn't have a dime put back.

If Richard had sold SA or shit even been smart enough to get a decent, middle-middle class house, middle class car, etc., and all of this shit went down, it wouldn't matter because he could shrug his shoulders and spend the rest of his life watching hundreds of thousands of dollars earn him 5% and live on that alone (but come on if he was level headed enough to do that, then none of this trailer trash drama with this woman would've happened).

 

[Beavis]

Lowcash must be freaking out about his patreon welfare drying up so fast.

Sadly his patreon will probably become one of those zombie patreons that gets $500 a month because people have forgotten they're giving him money and never check their credit card statements.

 

[Ghostse]

Poor People mentality. I've seen it a lot, with friends, co-workers, etc. The guy with the shiny new pickup truck on the job site, three payments behind, but whoops like a maniac when the boss comes by with the paycheck because it's Friday, time to PARTY!, leaves at lunch to "deposit his check" and then "pulls his back outta whack" and just can't make it back to work that day...and yeah I'm thinking of specific examples, in this case the guy in question made money hand over fist doing concrete work, had this awesome F250, and was flat-ass busted when construction dried up. Didn't have a dime put back.

If Richard had sold SA or shit even been smart enough to get a decent, middle-middle class house, middle class car, etc., and all of this shit went down, it wouldn't matter because he could shrug his shoulders and spend the rest of his life watching hundreds of thousands of dollars earn him 5% and live on that alone (but come on if he was level headed enough to do that, then none of this trailer trash drama with this woman would've happened).

The really mind boggling thing is BFC had people who legit knew what they were doing and Lowtax could have gotten hookups for accounting/investment services (or at least advice) and probably have been stupidly rich.

As the 3-ass guy posted though, Lowtax has an addict mindset. That was the future. Any money invested was wasted money because it wasn't bring him pleasure RIGHT NOW. Lowtax is the poster child for unearned privilege. Give anyone else besides Rich Kyanka all his squandered opportunities and they'd have done something with them instead of their contributions to the world peaking at creating moofwear.

 

[fenny]

I look forward to Lowtax increasingly debasing himself for his few viewers and donors.