Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[Beavis]

My bad. I went back a few pages and searched for 'jeff' and only found one mention of the name.

It sucks because nothing will change. The forum gets a new owner. So what? It'll still be a forum full of thought policing morons who ban users for thought crimes.

A few reasons I think the deal won't go through

1. There's too much time for lowtax to think. He's still looking for an attorney to help him with the process. The entire thing could take weeks or months to finish. That's too much time for lowtax to flip flop and change terms of the deal. Not to mention friends and family that will be in his ear. It'll be a giant head ache.

2. Money. Lowtax knows if someone else takes ownership of SA they've got a turn key $10,000+ a month operation. There's no way he's just going to take a lump sum of 25 or 50 thousand and hand it over. He's going to want a significant piece of the monthly income from SA. Jeffrey has said he won't do a deal where lowtax isn't 100% divested from SA. Lowtax won't even want to close his zombie patreon that will get stuck at $300 a month for eternity.

 

[AlphaOmega]

Back in December someone posted this message here.

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It was never confirmed to be genuine, but after listening to the latest recording, I'm willing to believe it is.

Maybe if Lowtax followed those "black and white" Bible teachings with his family he wouldn't be in this situation (for the third time).

 

[X Prime]

In short, and despite whatever they may post publicly to save face with the SJW horde, the SA mod/admin team absolutely knew the audio was going to be posted on the "MRA Nazi fashy transphobic racist shitlord" Kiwifarms they publicly profess to despise.

What goons think about Kiwifarms seems wholly dependent on how much they give a shit about transgender posters. According to delusional people, this site tried to dox every transposter and completely failed at it.

 

[White Devil]

What goons think about Kiwifarms seems wholly dependent on how much they give a shit about transgender posters. According to delusional people, this site tried to dox every transposter and completely failed at it.

I can confirm this. Told a goon I was still friends with on steam I read something funny on KF and they went on some delusional trans rant and blocked me.

 

[Goy Sheckelstein]

I can confirm this. Told a goon I was still friends with on steam I read something funny on KF and they went on some delusional trans rant and blocked me.

A trans? Being deluded? What?!

 

[X Prime]

I can confirm this. Told a goon I was still friends with on steam I read something funny on KF and they went on some delusional trans rant and blocked me.

Sounds about right. The LGBT contingent on there operates on an absolute hair-trigger and is constantly policing everyone else for wrongthink.

Remember that TGRS, the subforum supposedly for black people, has been completely taken over by the MtF transgenders. It really does seem that SA got worse the more it became an LGBT haven, particularly for the last letter.

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

I can confirm this. Told a goon I was still friends with on steam I read something funny on KF and they went on some delusional trans rant and blocked me.

I stopped talking to pretty much every goon I've known, they all either are communist trannies or Trevor Phillips from GTA V.

SA was a far more toxic community than KF ever is. Goons since their inception have blindly hated every other forum for whatever reasons they can think of because they're narcissists that need to feel elite. The only elitism that was ever warranted was their policing of people typing like retards, which (unexpectedly to me) stopped really being a thing on the internet when the average person being entrenched online wasn't new anymore.

The difference between KF is that KF laughs at the kind of people that SA attracts while we study every inch of their lives with autistic vigor, while SA laughs at everyone else while trying to remain as ignorant as they possibly can as to what these other forums and people on them are actually are like.

 

[White Devil]

Sounds about right. The LGBT contingent on there operates on an absolute hair-trigger and is constantly policing everyone else for wrongthink.

Remember that TGRS, the sbforum supposedly for black people, has been completely taken over by the MtF transgenders. It really does seem that SA got worse the more it became an LGBT haven, particularly for the last letter.

I stopped logging into SA a bit before TGRS became a thing. That garbage was just kind of the last straw for me, I had mainly stayed for the marketplace but I decided I don't want to give any of those nuts money for anything.

 

[Goy Sheckelstein]

I stopped talking to pretty much every goon I've known, they all either are communist trannies or Trevor Phillips from GTA V.

SA was a far more toxic community than KF ever is. Goons since their inception have blindly hated every other forum for whatever reasons they can think of because they're narcissists that need to feel elite. The only elitism that was ever warranted was their policing of people typing like retards, which (unexpectedly for me) stopped really being a think on the internet when the average person being entrenched online wasn't new anymore.

The difference between KF is that KF laughs at the kind of people that SA attracts while we study every inch of their lives with autistic vigor, while SA laughs at everyone else while trying to remain as ignorant as they possible can as to what actually are like.

Goon/Something Awful exceptionalism is very interesting. It's as if having paid :10bux: to join an echo chamber of a forum makes them better than any other forum.

 

[White Devil]

Goon/Something Awful exceptionalism is very interesting. It's as if having paid :10bux: to join an echo chamber of a forum makes them better than any other forum.

It is precisely that. Anyone who has spent any meaningful amount of time on SA (I've been on there almost 15 years) can tell you that the unwarranted smuggery comes simply from hiding behind their paygate and shitting on others not part of the exclusive clique. And SA itself is further divided into its own exclusive cliques as I'm sure most of us here know. It's fart sniffery of the highest order.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

What goons think about Kiwifarms seems wholly dependent on how much they give a shit about transgender posters. According to delusional people, this site tried to dox every transposter and completely failed at it.

Hell, some SA poster claimed KF was solely dedicated to SA, like it was the new SASS. Some posters think this is a site dedicated to tranny murder and dox. Like lolcows who think their KF thread is the entire site.

It’s like they are completely incapable of looking at the site to see it just laughs at a huge range of idiots acting out online. They cannot accept KF laughs at morons, regardless of race, creed, gender or political affiliation.

 

[Humble Shitpost Merchant]

Man, at this point I think they're just angry that Lowtax got caught.

 

[Goy Sheckelstein]

I would legitimately love it if SA went away. Primarily because I hate the mods of that site who are free and loose with the rules and often just probe or ban users on a whim.

SA used to do things called forum invasions, where 'tax would unleash the socially maladjusted autists on a forum and that forum would either crash and burn, or it would have to go into 100% damage control and close down registrations. SA has a legacy of being terrible and horrible to people.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I would legitimately love it if SA went away. Primarily because I hate the mods of that site who are free and loose with the rules and often just probe or ban users on a whim.

SA used to do things called forum invasions, where 'tax would unleash the socially maladjusted autists on a forum and that forum would either crash and burn, or it would have to go into 100% damage control and close down registrations. SA has a legacy of being terrible and horrible to people.

Actually what SA needs is its own forum invasion of wrong thinkers to shatter the bizarre echo chamber. I’m hoping it gets one as a result of Lowtax’s appearance on the Dick Show tomorrow.

 

[Fagnacious D]

SA used to do things called forum invasions, where 'tax would unleash the socially maladjusted autists on a forum and that forum would either crash and burn, or it would have to go into 100% damage control and close down registrations. SA has a legacy of being terrible and horrible to people.

But little did Lowtax or his Goons know that they would fall victim to a forum invasion from tumblr that would poison the site and lead to it's downfall.

 

[spinal gas chamber]

Looks like Lowtax is transferring all SA assets to Jeffrey of YOSPOS. I bet this all blows over in a few weeks and SA continues being moderated and thought policed by actual communists and other terrible moderators who ban you for disagreeing with them. Who knows? I'd really enjoy it if Jeff would purge the entire modmin staff and start over with better people, but there are no 'better people' when it comes to goons.
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Yeah, this was a couple days ago and does anyone truly believe Lowtax or a volunteer mod are actually going to do anything like transfer a Missouri LLC to whoever that mod is that lives in wherever he lives or have it done legally or do anything but fake it?

because if anyone believes it, I’ll use my still standing account to promise XenForo 10.0 and free dick removals for all members if they give me 10k a month in Patreon

 

[Spunt]

They also can't understand nuance or complexity. For them, things are totally black or white. I once argued with a goon who seriously believed that there were only two political doctrines: what he personally believed, and literal swastikas-and-genocide Fascism. He said the idea of shades of grey in morality and politics was "toxic". You see it elsewhere. All Cops bad. All troons good. Autistic, black-and-white thinking as far as the eyes could see.

This means that if KiwiFarms bad, then everything from it bad, even things like the Lowtax DV Police paperwork came from there, they must be wronthink because bad people can't do good things and vice versa. It's the same thing behind cancel culture - you can't he a good person who did the wrong thing once, you are either a paragon of virtue or Satan himself.

This is why they can't comprehend KF's attitude to Logan. She can't be a bad person AND a victim, that's way too complex a moral situation for them to understand. They believe it is OK to assault "Nazis" because they are bad people. But if Logan is a Bad Person, that would make it OK for Lowtax to assault her, and that is Haram wrongthink. So Logan MUST be a good, blameless angel, or Lowtax is in the right.

The truth is, people and situations are complicated. Just because someone is a Bad Person does not make punching them good. It just makes you a worse person too. That Logan may be a crazy, manipulative thot but that Lowtax was also utterly wrong to abuse and assault her is completely anathema to their childish heroes and villains worldview. That's why they accuse KF of double standards. It's not, it's just a more advanced view of the world than they are capable of.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Jeffrey of YOSPOS is a typical soy-enriched toady who will just hand over everything back to Lowtax when the heat is off. Anyone who thinks it’s going to be run by someone different is lying to themselves.

 

[Goy Sheckelstein]

But little did Lowtax or his Goons know that they would fall victim to a forum invasion from tumblr that would poison the site and lead to it's downfall.

Difference being those people stuck around, and were eventually put in charge. FFS Lowtax kowtowed to that entire community and gave them a racist subforum under D&D where people can be openly racist towards whites with impunity.

 

[Rebel Wilson]

Hell, some SA poster claimed KF was solely dedicated to SA, like it was the new SASS. Some posters think this is a site dedicated to tranny murder and dox. Like lolcows who think their KF thread is the entire site.

It’s like they are completely incapable of looking at the site to see it just laughs at a huge range of idiots acting out online. They cannot accept KF laughs at morons, regardless of race, creed, gender or political affiliation.

Its funny because they are irrelevant at this site. Spoony's thread dwarfs the one dedicated to Lowtax. Fucking spoony, who hasn't done anything interesting in almost a decade. And their entire community has less posts about it than FoodieBeauty alone by a wide, wide margin (pun fucking intended).