Debate Webby's Boyfriend about the validity of him dating underage cartoon characters - Cartoons aren't real

Webby's Boyfriend said:
Wether cartoons are real "in a another dimension" or wherenot, doesn't even matter to me, I am pretty sure they can be made real in this world here, within the next century via artificial intelligence and reality simulations.
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VR has already pretty much made cartoons real but why would you want to have sex with a duck instead of an anime like hatsune miku?
 
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Stardust said:
What are your thoughts on Howard the Duck?
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He obviously loves it, as the main human lead participates in bestiality, and the movie has duck tits.
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NIGGER ASS PEE POOPY RAPE said:
VR has already pretty much made cartoons real but why would you want to have sex with a duck instead of an anime like hatsune miku?
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Hatsune Miku is an ugly slut.

Weirdly, unlike most waifuists, I don't really think anime characters are really attractive. But if I had to choose to, uh, maybe Liechtenstein, England and Spain from Hetalia.

Ascendancy0 said:
How would this "computronium" cause cartoons to become reality?
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It would be used to run simulated realities on it.
 
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Webby's Boyfriend said:
Hatsune Miku is an ugly slut.

Weirdly, unlike most waifuists, I don't really think anime characters are really attractive. But if I had to choose to, uh, maybe Liechtenstein, England and Spain from Hetalia.
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You have no room to talk, because you want to fuck a cartoon child DUCK. Atleast the "waifuists" stick to humanoids.
 
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Webby's Boyfriend said:
So yeah, thanks for all your hate and love, but I have neither time nor interest in answering all your questions. And my beliefs still stand unchanged.

Wether cartoons are real "in a another dimension" or wherenot, doesn't even matter to me, I am pretty sure they can be made real in this world here, within the next century via artificial intelligence and reality simulations.
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oh god you’re serious aren’t you.
 
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SillySherman said:
I suggest we don't respond to his "vr delirium" and only educate him on how wanting to screw underage cartoon characters is degeneracy.
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1. Ducks can't consent.
2. It's a kid's show and if children learn about his desires then their memories of it will be tainted.
3. Webby is a child and children can't consent.
4. Aren't there more important things to do than lust after underage ducks? Doesn't @Webby's Boyfriend have like bills to pay, he's 24 right?
 
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The autism? Tragic.
The duck lust? Bizarre.
The pedophilia tendencies? Hideous.

But to call it quits by page 20, when BoxerShorts47 went over 100 pages?

Webby's Boyfriend, you will be known as the individual who, somehow and shamefully, lost to a Filipino who sperges for the white supremacist ethnostate, dreams of cruising playgrounds for his future bride, and has a Twitter dedicated to collecting male crotch shots; all from his mother's basement.

Game over, man. Game over.
 
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