Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

[Strange Wilderness]

Barb will have literally no one attending her funeral save for Chris (if he can even afford one). Some generous kiwis will have to help him set up the funeral since she already has a crypt reserved. If anyone here does show up it'll probably be doing Chris a favor since there's no point in holding a wake with no visitors.

That's pretty sad when you think about it. Random internet strangers will care more about Barbs death than her own flesh and blood, same thing probably happened with Bob where more Kiwis mourned his passing than his estranged ex-wife and daughter.

 

[Naamaleipuri]

I'll get back from work and see; Oh lol, she finally offed herself.
And then she will be buried beside Bob (which is kinda sweet), and Chris will be alone. All alone, and it'll be glorious seeing him try to rationalize that his house isn't his unless he pays over a hundred grand.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

I hope Chris gets a cheap casket. That way there’s a chance Barb’s will explode. Fun fact: going for a quality casket is important, because if they aren’t sealed properly, the gases from the decomposition can build up inside and you end up with what’s essentially human soup leaking out. Not an issue for burials in a concrete vault, but a pretty huge one for above ground crypts where you’ll see strange brown water leaking onto the floor. Hence the term “exploding casket”.

Would Chris even want a wake? It’ll have to be a closed casket one since I can see him not wanting to see Barb’s embalmed face. Depending on the quality, the body can end up looking dramatically different than when it was alive (No wrinkles, thin pale lips, etc)

 

[AnOminous]

Barb will have literally no one attending her funeral save for Chris (if he can even afford one).

*finger guns*

Now that's where you're wrong kiddo.

JULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

 

[Picklechu]

I hope Chris gets a cheap casket. That way there’s a chance Barb’s will explode. Fun fact: going for a quality casket is important, because if they aren’t sealed properly, the gases from the decomposition can build up inside and you end up with what’s essentially human soup leaking out. Not an issue for burials in a concrete vault, but a pretty huge one for above ground crypts where you’ll see strange brown water leaking onto the floor. Hence the term “exploding casket”.

I'm like 99% sure that Bob was cremated, so I assume the same will happen for Barb.

 

[Pikonic]

I'm like 99% sure that Bob was cremated, so I assume the same will happen for Barb.

Bob was cremated and his ashes are in the cremation niche pictured below, presumably Barb’s will end up there as well.

 

[Manah]

null wants a family, cwc can't survive on his own...


I think they can work something out.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Bob was cremated and his ashes are in the cremation niche pictured below, presumably Barb’s will end up there as well.

Does Chris even visit Bob’s grave? Someone should leave flowers once in a while since I’m sure neither him nor Barb even bother.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Just rename the thread to If Barb Dies tbh

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

After barb died, Chris will make a convention called BARBScon

The only panel will be Barb's corpse at the kitchen table. The guest stars will be that back alley doctor who gave Chris titty Skittlez. Chris will charge 200 dollars a head, and I'm not talking about the entrance fee.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

The only panel will be Barb's corpse at the kitchen table. The guest stars will be that back alley doctor who gave Chris titty Skittlez. 200 dollars a head, and I'm not talking about the entrance fee.

Chris overcharges for shitty head the same way Cole overcharges for shitty beer.

 

[Frozen Fishsticks]

After Barb dies and Chris becomes a ward of the state and placed in a group home, will everyone in the group home be cremated along with Chris when he dies? Like, just one ashy pile of autism? Boy, that would be fitting! Chris going out like the god-king of CWCville he imagines himself to be!

 

[SillySherman]

I hope Chris gets a cheap casket. That way there’s a chance Barb’s will explode. Fun fact: going for a quality casket is important, because if they aren’t sealed properly, the gases from the decomposition can build up inside and you end up with what’s essentially human soup leaking out. Not an issue for burials in a concrete vault, but a pretty huge one for above ground crypts where you’ll see strange brown water leaking onto the floor. Hence the term “exploding casket”.

Moral of the story ? Get yourself cremated, kids.

 

[DeeCeeBees]

I wonder if Snoopy will be sacrificed as well when Barb goes. Chris already sees the dogs as a burden. No point in keeping an extra dog around.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

I wonder if Snoopy will be sacrificed as well when Barb goes. Chris already sees the dogs as a burden. No point in keeping an extra dog around.

He will probably just open the door, let them run out and then they are on their own.

 

[DeeCeeBees]

He will probably just open the door, let them run out and then they are on their own.

On their way out he’ll spot 4 feral kittens and kidnap them. Chris’s house is like a roach motel for cats. Cats check in but they don’t check out.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

He will probably just open the door, let them run out and then they are on their own.

That happens more often than you think with dogs. Cats will linger around their primary food source, but dogs have no impulse control so if they see a fast moving object, they'll just go.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

That happens more often than you think with dogs. Cats will linger around their primary food source, but dogs have no impulse control so if they see a fast moving object, they'll just go.

Just like Chris.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

That happens more often than you think with dogs. Cats will linger around their primary food source, but dogs have no impulse control so if they see a fast moving object, they'll just go.

Yup. Cats get hungry and return. I know some people have dogs that roam all over the neighborhood and then come back home but I would never bet on it. Our little black cat snuck past me and ran into the woods, only to come meowing around the door again at 3 AM.

The reason I'm so pessimistic about Chris's dogs is that they are not trained in the slightest and seem to barely be socialized at all. They'd just run away and get lost and that's that. Probably end up in the pound.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Yup. Cats get hungry and return. I know some people have dogs that roam all over the neighborhood and then come back home but I would never bet on it. Our little black cat snuck past me and ran into the woods, only to come meowing around the door again at 3 AM.

The reason I'm so pessimistic about Chris's dogs is that they are not trained in the slightest and seem to barely be socialized at all. They'd just run away and get lost and that's that. Probably end up in the pound.

At least they'll be treated better there than 14 BLC.