Debate Webby's Boyfriend about the validity of him dating underage cartoon characters - Cartoons aren't real

[Gustav Schuchardt]

You all here are the autistic ones, not I. Because you live in your own worlds, while I live in so many different dimensions.

I am an anti-autist. A cosmist.

Are you euphoric?

What in the hell happened to this guy? He used to be a semi-decent poster....and now he's going full in with this "I wanna fuck a cartoon duck" shit just to get attention. Lmao.

We must all guard against the forces of Chaos, siren voices whispering from the warp, lest we end up like him.

 

[FeatherDuster]

https://kiwifarms.st/members/webbys-boyfriend.26900/#profile-post-261763

I am not crazy.

 

[Webby's Boyfriend]

Are you euphoric?

Heck no.

 

[Reynard]

What in the hell happened to this guy? He used to be a semi-decent poster....and now he's going full in with this "I wanna fuck a cartoon duck" shit just to get attention. Lmao.

That's what I wanna know. When I first joined up he was a pretty solid hand, which is why it's so surprising that he's gone this retarded. I wanna say he's trolling, but if he is, he's more committed to the bit than I've seen anyone else be in a LONG time.

If you paid attention here and there you'd get snippets of his spergery. I just thought he was a standard waifuist but he's a full blown loon. His posts in Animal Control were usually the sort of uncreative comments about how furries are super degenerates. They are, but when you're not actually contributing to threads aside from that you start to feel there's something going on. Add that to his name and shit and you get a good recipe for compensation.

 

[fuzzyrodent85]

Heck no.

What's your favorite sex position to do with Webby?

 

[Rihanna Ikari]

You ones should really just leave Webby and me in peace.

Nigga stop posting then, you clearly enjoy it

 

[Bec]

Im surprised he hasn't tried to claim that "your just jealous that i get a faceful of underaged cartoon duck pussy every night and you don't".

 

[Webby's Boyfriend]

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https://kiwifarms.st/members/webbys-boyfriend.26900/#profile-post-261763

Maybe my higher self outside this reality simulation is Webby, and I am just linked to the Matrix?

If you paid attention here and there you'd get snippets of his spergery. I just thought he was a standard waifuist but he's a full blown loon. His posts in Animal Control were usually the sort of uncreative comments about how furries are super degenerates. They are, but when you're not actually contributing to threads aside from that you start to feel there's something going on. Add that to his name and shit and you get a good recipe for compensation.

OK furfag.

 

[Bec]

OK furfag.

Dude you literally think your in a relationship with a duck tales character.

 

[Reynard]

Maybe my higher self outside this reality simulation is Webby, and I am just linked to the Matrix?

I think we've all had these dumb "what if" ideas in our minds. However, it takes a special kind of crazy to believe in them in adulthood.

OK furfag.

I still think the irony of you being called "Webby's Boyfriend" and saying you're an anti-furry is amazing. It's a shame that it's lost on you.

 

[CIA Nigger]

Maybe my higher self outside this reality simulation is Webby, and I am just linked to the Matrix?

OK furfag.

So I'm curious. What's the difference between you and a furfag when you not only want to bang a talking duck, but also think that you're in a relationship with this fictional character IRL?

 

[NARPASSWORD]

If you paid attention here and there you'd get snippets of his spergery. I just thought he was a standard waifuist but he's a full blown loon. His posts in Animal Control were usually the sort of uncreative comments about how furries are super degenerates. They are, but when you're not actually contributing to threads aside from that you start to feel there's something going on. Add that to his name and shit and you get a good recipe for compensation.

Something I'd like to add here; he made post on a deep thought thread (always a good sign) that implies that he thinks the furry fandom is some kind of far left idealogy, seemingly oblivious to the existence of the likes of Crusader Cat and other alt-furs.
He also seems to think weebs are always far right extremists, again ignoring the likes of Anime News Network.

 

[SillySherman]

I hate to say this, but I think this guy has been spewing bs for the last five pages. He clearly has fucked up ideas. But when I read through the last several pages of this thread, I can't help but feel this guy is intentionally saying false shit to get attention. It's not like Boxershorts (retard who wants us to adhere to his crappy ideology.). This guy just seems to be playing dumb and narcistic just to get used as a punching ball. Maybe it's a kink of his ?

 

[FuckedUp]

I wanna say he's trolling, but if he is, he's more committed to the bit than I've seen anyone else be in a LONG time.

You haven't read @BoxerShorts47's thread, have you?

Also, I remember he used to have his alleged DoB public on his profile and it said he was 14, which I wouldn't rule out because as I've said before, he writes like someone that age. I wouldn't rule out him making all of this shit up as bait because it seems pretty similar to the shit I did around that age, where I'd make a throwaway account on a random forum or something and say the most incredibly retarded shit I could think of. Super Minecraft Kid was also a 13-year-old who successfully acted like a tard for the lulz.

 

[The Sauce Boss]

You haven't read @BoxerShorts47's thread, have you?

Also, I remember he used to have his alleged DoB public on his profile and it said he was 14, which I wouldn't rule out because as I've said before, he writes like someone that age. I wouldn't rule out him making all of this shit up as bait because it seems pretty similar to the shit I did around that age, where I'd make a throwaway account on a random forum or something and say the most incredibly retarded shit I could think of. Super Minecraft Kid was also a 13-year-old who successfully acted like a tard for the lulz.

I've seen Boxer's shit but some of it was at least funny.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Will this thread surpass @BoxerShorts47 's?

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

I hate to say this, but I think this guy has been spewing bs for the last five pages. He clearly has fucked up ideas. But when I read through the last several pages of this thread, I can't help but feel this guy is intentionally saying false shit to get attention. It's not like Boxershorts (retard who wants us to adhere to his crappy ideology.). This guy just seems to be playing dumb and narcistic just to get used as a punching ball. Maybe it's a kink of his ?

I guess no one ever warned him to duck or grouse.

 

[Revo]

Will this thread surpass @BoxerShorts47 's?

Yes

 

[dirtydeanna96]

What's your favorite sex position to do with Webby?

Face down, ass up.
That's the way he likes his duck.

 

[Curt Sibling]

I am an anti-autist. A cosmist.

You are a delusional duck-blasting jappanazi.