Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[McGregor]

Why do they have multiple baby gates set up all over their living room? None of them look like a play area for toddlers. It looks like there using it simply to contain their fucking hoard.

Its like Minecraft. You decorate with the textures you have?

Edit: Fine, someone else made a solid point - fuck that robot! But seriously, got to admit it does seem like a solid strategy when described that way. Cool is cool.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Why do they have multiple baby gates set up all over their living room? None of them look like a play area for toddlers. It looks like there using it simply to contain their fucking hoard.

They are used to contain Bob when he visits, so that he won't escape and eat the rest of the house.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

Why does he even bother talking about movies and games anymore? He hates everything that isn't boring capeshit, dumb shlock that was made better 30 years ago, or has lesbian fap material.

And he's been extremely vocal about it this year.

What else does he have in his life? He doesn't have a real job, he doesn't have a girlfriend, wife or kids, he doesnt have any hobbies or accomplishments he can show off. All he has is talking about capeshit and whatever hot topic is trending on Twitter. If he wasn't slavishly praising formulaic, written by committee blockbusters or analyzing video games he's never played, he'd have nothing going on in his life. Even with the things he loves it seems like he only finds joy in using them to lord over other people, like how the MCU is far more intellectual than what the plebs think. His KOTM review was actually refreshing in that it was Bob exhibiting happiness and joy at something even if it was a super autistic take on the movie.

The correlation between Bob and Dobson is TOO overlapping.

Dobson is a sort of tragedy and cautionary tale; a man who due to his own flaws pissed away whatever fame, talent, and fanbase he may have had to wallow in the muck of mediocrity and spite. Bob is a man who got lucky being at the right place and time who desperately pretends his glory days are still happening even as the world has moved on from the period when his 15 minutes of fame were up.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Rambob and his band of retard rebels know weapons.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1277413634935853058

https://archive.vn/DODdi

The vid

The face of a man who's clearly held and shot an AR before

 

[Flexo]

Edit: Fine, someone else made a solid point - fuck that robot! But seriously, got to admit it does seem like a solid strategy when described that way. Cool is cool.

If I had a dollar every time I heard that...

Nah, you alright.

EDIT:

Ok, does anybody else want to have a go at what's wrong here with Dreier? Or just have the drunk robot go off?

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

If I had a dollar every time I heard that...

Nah, you alright.

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Ok, does anybody else want to have a go at what's wrong here with Dreier? Or just have the drunk robot go off?

He's clearly holding the foward grip and not the barrel proper, while I prefer to hold it further back than he is, he is still not obscuring his irons. I didn't watch the video, but in the still it doesn't look like his finger is on the trigger. While not at the low or high ready, he is brandishing but not aiming the weapon. Without watching the video, which I'm admittedly not going to do, I'm gonna say that I've seen worse.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

He's clearly holding the foward grip and not the barrel proper, while I prefer to hold it further back than he is, he is still not obscuring his irons. I didn't watch the video, but in the still it doesn't look like his finger is on the trigger. While not at the low or high ready, he is brandishing but not aiming the weapon. Without watching the video, which I'm admittedly not going to do, I'm gonna say that I've seen worse.

You're not missing anything. You can't even hear either one of the homeowners, just the protesters screaming at them from the lawns edge . All he does is keep it at that position. Never does he shoulder or aim the weapon which I believe is probably intentional. But what do I know? I only own my own actual AR and not a pellet gun or look like I stuck my wiener in a light socket,

 

[Flexo]

He's clearly holding the foward grip and not the barrel proper, while I prefer to hold it further back than he is, he is still not obscuring his irons. I didn't watch the video, but in the still it doesn't look like his finger is on the trigger. While not at the low or high ready, he is brandishing but not aiming the weapon. Without watching the video, which I'm admittedly not going to do, I'm gonna say that I've seen worse.

A+
You win the "might survive the robot apocalypse" award.

 

[Positron]

Oh speaking of Chemistry, Bobby knows how to make fireworks!


Stephen King


And my goodness a crossover with Jake Alley! As all Jake Alley's threads, this whole thread is incomprehensible.

 

[Adamska]

Billy-Bob proves his idiocy by proving he can't even remember the three ingredients to proper blackpowder: charcoal, sulfur, and saltpeter (potassium nitrate).

He also is so retarded he forgets you need traces of another element to get the burn to properly look right; you need to include a star creator (sparklers basically) to do it right. Just the powder? You get a firecracker that pops and goes boom. You need a sparkler set to do it right (for example a bit of copper in the metal dust to get that green).

It's not surprising he gets blustery and blubbery when you highlight his cripplingly low intelligence.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I love seeing him fall over himself to try to flex his imaginary expertise in all manner of topics. Last week it was bears. I propose a new poll for the thread: Which topic will Creepy Uncle Bob claim to be an expert in next?

A) Animal husbandry
B) Shoelace manufacturing
C) Third century Greek sonnets
D) [Suggest your own!]

Bob schools Twitter on bears:

 

[McGregor]

I love seeing him fall over himself to try to flex his imaginary expertise in all manner of topics. Last week it was bears. I propose a new poll for the thread: Which topic will Creepy Uncle Bob claim to be an expert in next?

A) Animal husbandry
B) Shoelace manufacturing
C) Third century Greek sonnets
D) [Suggest your own!]

Bob schools Twitter on bears:

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Isn't that the mother in the bottom right photo? Jesus Christ the retarded...

 

[Goyslop Muncher]

I love seeing him fall over himself to try to flex his imaginary expertise in all manner of topics. Last week it was bears. I propose a new poll for the thread: Which topic will Creepy Uncle Bob claim to be an expert in next?

A) Animal husbandry
B) Shoelace manufacturing
C) Third century Greek sonnets
D) [Suggest your own!]

Bob schools Twitter on bears:

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D) camping and wilderness survival

 

[Positron]

E) Child psychology.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

F) Movies

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Stephen King
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Writing a story about kids having a gangbang in the sewer? Most of your books having male on male forced handjob via gunpoint possibly involving kids? Making magical black people in all the stories?

But that all pales it to making fun of hypno sissy fetish fags who does not pass.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I) Bee gynecology and obstetrics

 

[Doctor Placebo]

@Krokodil Overdose made a comment on the thread about the upcoming anti-white bait movie Cracka about if Bob reviewed the movie, which inspired me to write part of a mock Big Picture review of it. I feel like it deserves to be shared here as well.

"Ifyou'reoffendedbythismovie, guesswhat? You'reSUPPOSEDtobe! NowmaybeyouunderstandthetribulationsblackpeoplegothrougheverydayinTrump'sAmerica! Andunliketheloathsomemaincharacterofthismovietheydon'tcompletelydeserveit. NowdoyouunderstandwhyweneedtoteardownMountRushmore, people? NoIdidn'tfaptothis, althoughnotforlackoftrying. Diabetesishell. IdowishtheymadeapornoversionstarringMeganFox, becauseI'ddefinitelyfaptohergettingstrappeddownandviolatedbynumerousblackbulls. Crackaisaperfecttenoutoften. Adefiningmovieforourtimes."

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

@Krokodil Overdose made a comment on the thread about the upcoming anti-white bait movie Cracka about if Bob reviewed the movie, which inspired me to write part of a mock Big Picture review of it. I feel like it deserves to be shared here as well.

OK, so how will the other eight minutes of the review go? I'm thinking something-something-metanarrative, followed by a basic-bitch reference that he thinks is obscure.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

OK, so how will the other eight minutes of the review go? I'm thinking something-something-metanarrative, followed by a basic-bitch reference that he thinks is obscure.

Yeah, the rest would probably involve vague and opaque references to specific events in the plot and comparing it to other media, and since the movie hasn't actually come out yet and I don't intend to see it, I can't really write that part.

Themes are guaranteed to get a mention, as are the red state wasteland ghouls in one form or another, regardless of if the skinhead in the movie is from inner city New York.