SCP Foundation - Creepypasta with roid rage - now ITT: SCP fans

I can't believe it took me this long to notice it, but there was something I overlooked in SCP-953's lore.

Following the unfortunate, and completely preventable, death of Agent Gallagher, any personnel found to have current or prior ties to the "furry" or "otaku" communities are to be immediately reassigned to other projects. - O5-██

SCP-953 not only went PumpedUpKicks.mp3 in a furry con, but she killed the degenerate weeb Agent Gallagher, as in Fred Gallagher, as in the creator of the shitty webcomic Megatokyo. Holy shit, how can one SCP be this fucking based?

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I am on computer with old-ass Chrome that won't open shit, so no links, but, have anyone seen that idiocy with SCP-3003? Like, as you are reading, you may feel like author has weird hang-ups, even though the idea is interesting...and then you go into discussion and bam, IT'S A METHAPHOR FOR CAPITALISM!!11
It's a classic horror story of wireheading/the famous "paperclip maximizer" AI thought experiment with a verminous twist... if the author is saying that it's supposed to be specifically about capitalism, they're either trying to score woke cred to shield their ass or are very stupid.
 
I am on computer with old-ass Chrome that won't open shit, so no links, but, have anyone seen that idiocy with SCP-3003? Like, as you are reading, you may feel like author has weird hang-ups, even though the idea is interesting...and then you go into discussion and bam, IT'S A METHAPHOR FOR CAPITALISM!!11
It's a classic horror story of wireheading/the famous "paperclip maximizer" AI thought experiment with a verminous twist... if the author is saying that it's supposed to be specifically about capitalism, they're either trying to score woke cred to shield their ass or are very stupid.
The author who wrote SCP-3003 is called "Communism will win" so yeah

Minor Post, I came across a thread (thread archive below) on /co/ where SCP was being discussed. Along the way, when someone brought up SCPedo stuff, the posters responding to the post begin assuming that the poster had been to this place almost immediately. It seems that either SCP staff or "fans" not only watch over this thread, but also watch 4chan threads as well.


(LOL This guy who is most definitely not SCP staff, brought up stuff that's already been disproved or debunked)
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LOL This guy who is most definitely not SCP staff, brought up stuff that's already been disproved or debunked

Damn, anon is wrong about a lot of shit but I guess I was there too at one point. I won't bother picking apart each pointer, but overall, trying to force the angle of "kiwifarms versus SCP wiki" is absurd when the situation is more like "kiwifarms is the only place that both listened and provided enough exposure to make a difference." This isn't an us-versus-them thing, it's a truth-versus-censorship thing.

I’ve seen some very damning evidence of SCP staff lying again that may be uploaded here soon.

Here that is, if a bit later than originally intended: A great person and friend, Doctor North, passed away in March of this year and the issue has come up again recently. We who were close to him want to be sure that staff are not able to brush away what happened, so quite a few of us think that this needs to be said, and this is the place where all of staff's lies are already being collected in a permanent way.

This all relates to something that happened in summer of 2019. North ran a large SCP server and there was political drama at a few points, which prompted numerous 'inner circle' authors to start haranguing him about his centrist political views until it got extreme. Here's a large screenshot of all the evidence I saved in a folder after he died. It mostly speaks for itself, especially the DMs between North and ProcyonLotor (wiki moderator, name is Corvus here). Most of the screenshots are from the large SCPD Discord server, not to be confused with North's SCP server. Sorry that it's not more cohesive; this seems to be all he'd sent me before he passed.

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As you can see, there's clear evidence of the user Rounderhouse partaking in that. On June 15th, these comments were made on Rounderhouse's author page:

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Staff turned it into this:

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Soulless PM'd Warpstar, appearing to claim that staff didn't know about North's mistreatment:

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Warpstar replied with this (referencing some messages that Vandal had apparently received off-wiki):

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Soulless replied with this, again insinuating that staff had no knowledge of what was happening:

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Obviously staff did know and had dismissed the entire situation, as is confirmed in the Discord screenshots. If that's not damning in and of itself, staff then banned Warpstar and Vandal for "harassment."

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(Also, remember that Zakari (the other ban, from May 10) was banned only after he'd helped expose sexual abuse that staff committed.)

Obviously I'm still processing North's death, so it was tough deciding whether I should be the one to post this. I mostly choose to because on the day he died, he had told me that he decided the SCP wiki is a toxic place:

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And because we found out after his death that this had happened prior to it:

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North never pestered anyone and he respected other people's opinions to the fullest. He could get along with all sorts of people from all sorts of backgrounds, he didn't ever want drama, and he was good at minimizing it when it happened. I can't think of a single time he was derogatory to someone or sarcastic; he treated others nicely even when they did not show the same to him. The way staff and the inner circle treated him is cut-and-dry political bias which has now reached an extreme point.

To be clear, we (our group of friends from his server) don't blame an individual or a group for his death. However, there was not only one factor relating to a separate offline event, as certain people in the community have claimed. Suicide is a choice, but it is a choice influenced by multiple factors. The SCP wiki was a large part of his life, and it became a negative part of it at a time when he needed a place to feel welcome. He was only 19. I feel like it sets a person up for social failure to join the SCP community while also taking its purported inclusivity at face value; it's not inclusive and they do not 'accept' or even tolerate many types of people.

(Edited to add: Rounderhouse is apparently 17, so emphasis on the community aspect above anything else.)

Regardless of the emotional side, people just need to understand that SCP staff don't have limits on what they'll lie about; it doesn't stop at covering up grooming and psychological abuse. They just lied about a suicide victim's harassment case because they know he's not alive to defend himself, which is a different type of nuts. They make and break their own rules whenever and however they feel like it. They will not change morally, they will only change their approach and keep their goals.
 
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The only SCP related stuff I've seen that I like is "fan" material not actually on the website, and I'm not talking about goofy fanfic about the zany adventures of Foundation scientists, filled with LOL RANDOM BACON PIRATE NINJA "humor".

Like this short film someone pointed me to:

 
Damn, anon is wrong about a lot of shit but I guess I was there too at one point. I won't bother picking apart each pointer, but overall, trying to force the angle of "kiwifarms versus SCP wiki" is absurd when the situation is more like "kiwifarms is the only place that both listened and provided enough exposure to make a difference." This isn't an us-versus-them thing, it's a truth-versus-censorship thing.



Here that is, if a bit later than originally intended: A great person and friend, Doctor North, passed away in March of this year and the issue has come up again recently. We who were close to him want to be sure that staff are not able to brush away what happened, so quite a few of us think that this needs to be said, and this is the place where all of staff's lies are already being collected in a permanent way.

This all relates to something that happened in summer of 2019. North ran a large SCP server and there was political drama at a few points, which prompted numerous 'inner circle' authors to start haranguing him about his centrist political views until it got extreme. Here's a large screenshot of all the evidence I saved in a folder after he died. It mostly speaks for itself, especially the DMs between North and ProcyonLotor (wiki moderator, name is Corvus here). Most of the screenshots are from the large SCPD Discord server, not to be confused with North's SCP server. Sorry that it's not more cohesive; this seems to be all he'd sent me before he passed.

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As you can see, there's clear evidence of the user Rounderhouse partaking in that. On June 15th, these comments were made on Rounderhouse's author page:

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Staff turned it into this:

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Soulless PM'd Warpstar, appearing to claim that staff didn't know about North's mistreatment:

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Warpstar replied with this (referencing some messages that Vandal had apparently received off-wiki):

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Soulless replied with this, again insinuating that staff had no knowledge of what was happening:

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Obviously staff did know and had dismissed the entire situation, as is confirmed in the Discord screenshots. If that's not damning in and of itself, staff then banned Warpstar and Vandal for "harassment."

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(Also, remember that Zakari (the other ban, from May 10) was banned only after he'd helped expose sexual abuse that staff committed.)

Obviously I'm still processing North's death, so it was tough deciding whether I should be the one to post this. I mostly choose to because on the day he died, he had told me that he decided the SCP wiki is a toxic place:

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And because we found out after his death that this had happened prior to it:

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North never pestered anyone and he respected other people's opinions to the fullest. He could get along with all sorts of people from all sorts of backgrounds, he didn't ever want drama, and he was good at minimizing it when it happened. I can't think of a single time he was derogatory to someone or sarcastic; he treated others nicely even when they did not show the same to him. The way staff and the inner circle treated him is cut-and-dry political bias which has now reached an extreme point.

To be clear, we (our group of friends from his server) don't blame an individual or a group for his death. However, there was not only one factor relating to a separate offline event, as certain people in the community have claimed. Suicide is a choice, but it is a choice influenced by multiple factors. The SCP wiki was a large part of his life, and it became a negative part of it at a time when he needed a place to feel welcome. He was only 19. I feel like it sets a person up for social failure to join the SCP community while also taking its purported inclusivity at face value; it's not inclusive and they do not 'accept' or even tolerate many types of people.

(Edited to add: Rounderhouse is apparently 17, so emphasis on the community aspect above anything else.)

Regardless of the emotional side, people just need to understand that SCP staff don't have limits on what they'll lie about; it doesn't stop at covering up grooming and psychological abuse. They just lied about a suicide victim's harassment case because they know he's not alive to defend himself, which is a different type of nuts. They make and break their own rules whenever and however they feel like it. They will not change morally, they will only change their approach and keep their goals.
Scp and psychiatric unrest absolutely go hand in hand, and it can be anyone. I can’t provide proof without power leveling but one time djkaktus dropped a suicide note in IRC and no one heard from him in several days. Admins knew about it and were trying to get in touch with him after he posted a message on his author page saying “It all ends on Dec 22nd” or something cryptic like that. (It ended up just being the drop date for a shitty article.)

Those out there saying that “scp syndrome” isn’t a real thing are kidding themselves. The obsession with internet asspats plus the unforgiving culture of groupthink and wrongthink drive ppl to do crazy things and behave in extreme ways.
 
What a shame! I used to enjoy some of the SCP lore, but thanks to the decline of the community it is now more AIDS infested than a gay Russian krokodil addict.

One of my favourites will always be 953 - The Polymorphic Humanoid and patron saint of the Animal Control subforum.
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Fucking based!

Other favourites of mine are 348, 516, 914, 999, 1230 and 1867. If I had to pick a favourite (aside of the based furfag exterminator) it would be 978.

I'll admit some of the fan stuff is still good. The SCP Minecraft Foundation series marathons through most of the SCPs and I'd even recommend it to newbies. The SCP: Sedition series is still pretty neat.
Now that it's been mentioned here watch it suddenly get force-edited to be less offensive to furfags.
 
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5740

What the fuck has SCP become? This is just blatant memeing and political soapboxing - and from one of the site's most distinguished authors, as well.

You haven't noticed that your donuts make policemen shit pigs?

hmm no dado is not hearing this. very strange. dado does not know why it would be pig. that is being very random, dado is thinking. how very strange indeed says dado.

So this isn't any kind of political statement?

no no see dado is of enlightened centrism. dado only want 2 grill and sell fine dado grill products.

I have a hard time believing that.

it is true. certainly is having nothing 2 do with dado seeing peoples on dado television (now on sale at dado electronics mart and fish emporiums) being smack about by police. no sir says dado. nothing 2 do with so many fine dado customer being harass and threaten and beat upon by police. dado certainly is feeling no obligation for dado to come to defense of consumerbase. dado certainly is not taking stand against fine local policemen, only sell upon policemen some fine dado-nut. all policemen like dado nut.

You're being sarcastic, I'm sure.

if u say so. however dado does not know who this mr sarcastic is. dado is only purveyor of fine business and excellent salesman, like the bezos or 420 elon.

Alright. One last question. You're obviously trying to target dirty cops or something, but some of the people affected by your products are good cops. Why are you going after them, too?

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dado is of thinking

oh, yes. dado is rememberings

is because pig is pig no matter how small
 
Alright. One last question. You're obviously trying to target dirty cops or something, but some of the people affected by your products are good cops. Why are you going after them, too?

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dado is of thinking

oh, yes. dado is rememberings

is because pig is pig no matter how small

Holy shit, why is SCP Leftism like this?

How can people praise and upvote an article mocking police for abusing their authority, and then fail to apply that exact same logic to the leaders of their own community? (The same way they cry "support trans authors uwu" while attempting to silence all of admin Bright's victims, I guess)

Also, I heard via someone in SCPD that djkaktus is aiming to "rewrite" SCP-2678, The Vorehole, with someone else. It was a collab he and I did in early 2017; it's a 'successful' article that logistically does not need a rewrite. Not sure if he'll go through with it, but it looks like he's already gotten staff to delete the primary author post, which was what contained the evidence that it was written in equal parts. I attached a screenshot of my author comment they didn't erase (yet) but the actual first one seems to have been nuked from that discussion thread.

At least I can get off my chest some absolute insanity about the article's images, though. (NSFW text) Two of the pics used Kaktus and I's cropped nudes as parts of the images. We both thought it was like an inside joke at the time, given how undetectable it was in the pics, though in these post-wiki days it seems far more questionable to me because it's still exposure even if the context was humor. I don't know how Kaktus' feelings may have changed tho, because he had my cursed pic deleted on the 11th, while leaving his own ass crack in the main image

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EDIT: They deleted the Vorehole today. Wonder what the rewrite will look like and if the setting will involve a farm
 

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Holy shit, why is SCP Leftism like this?

How can people praise and upvote an article mocking police for abusing their authority, and then fail to apply that exact same logic to the leaders of their own community? (The same way they cry "support trans authors uwu" while attempting to silence all of admin Bright's victims, I guess)

Also, I heard via someone in SCPD that djkaktus is aiming to "rewrite" SCP-2678, The Vorehole, with someone else. It was a collab he and I did in early 2017; it's a 'successful' article that logistically does not need a rewrite. Not sure if he'll go through with it, but it looks like he's already gotten staff to delete the primary author post, which was what contained the evidence that it was written in equal parts. I attached a screenshot of my author comment they didn't erase (yet) but the actual first one seems to have been nuked from that discussion thread.

At least I can get off my chest some absolute insanity about the article's images, though. (NSFW text) Two of the pics used Kaktus and I's cropped nudes as parts of the images. We both thought it was like an inside joke at the time, given how undetectable it was in the pics, though in these post-wiki days it seems far more questionable to me because it's still exposure even if the context was humor. I don't know how Kaktus' feelings may have changed tho, because he had my cursed pic deleted on the 11th, while leaving his own ass crack in the main image

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EDIT: They deleted the Vorehole today. Wonder what the rewrite will look like and if the setting will involve a farm
>they had kaktus's nudes on a mainlist scp

what the fuck

cyan, how old were you when this happened?
 
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