Quinton Reviews / Quinton Kyle Hoover / Q_Review / OttselSpy24 / OttselSpy25 - I KNOW WE HIT THE LIMIT FOR ME TO DO THEM, BUT THOSE THINGS TAKE TIME, NOW SHUT UP AND LET ME TALK ABOUT GARFIELD AND MCDONALDS, WHILE MOCKING OTHER YOUTUBERS!!

[Shovelot]

The disdain some of the cameos display towards Quinton doesn't feel like acting in the slightest.

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

You guys have to see the Leftist Council scene. Is so fucking cringe, I love it.
No, the Void is the fucking best shit ever.

 

[T_Holygrail_Jesuschrist 2]

You guys have to see the Leftist Council scene. Is so fucking cringe, I love it.
No, the Void is the fucking best shit ever.

Apparently, Quinton wanted MarsReviews to play Huey Freeman in his lefist council.

 

[TokiBun]

Apparently, Quinton wanted MarsReviews to play Huey Freeman in his lefist council.

Please Mars, please don’t degrade yourself for this wigga. You’re better than this.
Anyways I couldn’t make it past 10 minutes because Q’s self flagellating makes me want to gag.

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

Apparently, Quinton wanted MarsReviews to play Huey Freeman in his lefist council.

Show us the evidence. That would be the second worst thing Mars would have gone thru this year.
And if anyone wants any kind of summary in depth, I can do it, I watched the whole thing.

 

[T_Holygrail_Jesuschrist 2]

Show us the evidence. That would be the second worst thing Mars would have gone thru this year.
And if anyone wants any kind of summary in depth, I can do it, I watched the whole thing.

Quinton deleted the tweet, and i couldn't screenshot it.

 

[scathefire]

Channel Awesome was already cringey, actively aping something that was already cringey is like filtering the cringiest bits out of the existing cringe.

Spoiler: this was a great idea, by the way

 

[Vetti]

You guys have to see the Leftist Council scene. Is so fucking cringe, I love it.
No, the Void is the fucking best shit ever.

You should put up a list of scene timestamps for those who don't wanna sit through all 40 some minutes of that shit.

 

[Jar-Jar Fanboy]

No, no, noooooo.

Why is his editing so choppy? After all the years he's been on YouTube, how has he not become better at this?

 

[T_Holygrail_Jesuschrist 2]

I plan to do a full archive of the vidcon video. Currently uploading it on internet archive as we speak
By the way, I'm using this Internet Archive account: https://archive.org/details/@the_kiwi_farms_archival_group

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

I plan to do a full archive of the vidcon video. Currently uploading it on internet archive as we speak
By the way, I'm using this Internet Archive account: https://archive.org/details/@the_kiwi_farms_archival_group

Just in case I did downloaded it.
Keep the good work kiwi.

 

[Sir Joahim Browinson III]

No, no, noooooo.

So... What was the point of it? Quinton can't stand without getting that sweet attention from other YouTubers?

 

[Joe Swanson]

Honestly someone like Jarbo the Hutt should make "My Virtual Kilroy" as a low effort parody

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

This dude had to use his parent's car to drive to McDonald's in order to leech off of their WiFi to upload the vid LMAO.
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If you’re going to live with your parents, the least you can do is get a part time job and pay for good internet. It’s not like you have any other bills to pay.


The video seems to be doing well though. A good like ratio and engagement in comments. It’s a real piece of shit, but it’s not like Qs audience knows better.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

No, no, noooooo.

He did it. He made this decade's Kickassia.

 

[Rotollo]

He did it. He made this decade's Kickassia.

So, who's the jewwario of this little video project?

 

[semiurgent]

Currently finding relevant timestamps for those who want the noteworthy parts-

6:07- Jreg is better than this video deserves. As was said earlier, he's naturally funny, despite the material.

8:51 - IHE with the most believable line delivery of the whole video: "I'm... gonna kill you."

23:15 - CallMeCarson scene

24:04 - Quinton whining about not being accepted by other Youtubers during a cameo by Jacksfilms. I don't think this is the kind of irony Quinton intended. Jack's punchline is immediately ruined with an editing joke by Quinton. The whole "haha make greenscreen go zoom loud crash walking not match lol" bit is like standard babys's-first-editing-gag, and it hurts to watch.

28:24 - The Leftist Council. Bonus points if you can tell which character was very, very obviously intended to be played by Contra.

31:33 - The Void. Is it rude to assume Quinton had an editor do this part? Echo effects are a little bit higher-level effects work, and for a guy who can't even level his audio right it just seems like a stretch. The origin point being on his left foot instead of tracked to him or centered aggravates me more than it should. That's just lazinees on his (or his editor's) part.

32:37 - This is the most important line of the video. Quinton achieves self-awareness. It was almost transcendant.

34:35 - Erik with a very nice Jar In Ass Guy reference.

36:45 - The self-awareness dissipates as Quinton rationalizes that all other Youtubers must be as empty, desperate and vapidly narcissistic as himself. Quinton, friend, it's not them- it's you.

From here the video devolves into a bizarre, masturbatory fantasy of Quinton having friends. Even in this fictional world of his making, the only way Quinton can imagine being liked by others is by trapping them in an eternal hell with him. Yikes.

The comparisons to Channel Awesome are accurate, but this is worse. Which is saying something, I despise the channel awesome "style" on almost every level, but least Doug thought he was doing something big and worthwhile. But Quintin's entire project is just the narcissistic last gasp of a painfully self-obsessed, utterly unimaginative, and frighteningly inept man.

We looked into the mind of Quinton, and found it banal.

 

[TokiBun]

The whole video is incredible uncomfortable to be honest. If I was asked to cameo in this and saw Quinton whining for 40 minutes I’d run in the opposite direction.

 

[Ascendancy0]

If you’re going to live with your parents, the least you can do is get a part time job and pay for good internet.

He's friendless, living with/near his parents, and obviously not making shit off of his channel. He doesn't even have money for a WiFi router.

And all because he chose breadtube moralfagging over growing and profiting off of his channel.

 

[TokiBun]

Quinton should realize that he'd be happier if he got a real job, moved out, and focused on growing into his mid twenties. The moment you leave social medial behind and focus on people in the real world the happier you will be.