Debate Webby's Boyfriend about the validity of him dating underage cartoon characters - Cartoons aren't real

[fuzzyrodent85]

He's been gone about 24 hours now, I wonder what deeds of renown will have kept him from our company?

a) Duck fucking
b) Creeping on fictional teenagers
c) a + b
d) Some sort of convoluted spasti-saga that even the most autistic amongst us would struggle to comprehend

Maybe he's went to the great duck farm in the sky.

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

Maybe he's went to the great duck farm in the sky.

Well, if so, that would probably be some sort of record, I would think.
"And nothing of value was lost"

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Maybe he's went to the great duck farm in the sky.

Based on some of the stuff that he said about his mental issues, I don't think he's capable of having much of an emotional response.
Though I would not be surprised if this leads to stress which he boils off by tripping balls, having vivid hallucinations and intense daydreams about going on adventures with his imaginary gf.

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

Based on some of the stuff that he said about his mental issues, I don't think he's capable of having much of an emotional response.
Though I would not be surprised if this leads to stress which he boils off by tripping balls, having vivid hallucinations and intense daydreams about going on adventures with his imaginary gf.

He's been gone about 24 hours now, I wonder what deeds of renown will have kept him from our company?

a) Duck fucking
b) Creeping on fictional teenagers
c) a + b
d) Some sort of convoluted spasti-saga that even the most autistic amongst us would struggle to comprehend

So, "d", then?

 

[SIGSEGV]

So, "d", then?

Does "d" also allow for "a" and "b"?

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

Does "d" also allow for "a" and "b"?

With him, it almost seems inevitable, tbh...

 

[Alex Krycek]

He and Webby are currently battling Xenu and Jabba the Hutt in some cosmic war and he also might have a boner for Jabba.

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

He and Webby are currently battling Xenu and Jabba the Hutt in some cosmic war and he also might have a boner for Jabba.

Does Jabba have acne and braces, though?

 

[The Sauce Boss]

Does Jabba have acne and braces, though?

No, but he is HIV-pos and mixed-race (black/Hutt)

 

[T_Holygrail_Jesuschrist 2]

this is probably what @Webby's Boyfriend looks like in real life

 

[Alex Krycek]

this is probably what @Webby's Boyfriend looks like in real life

He’s from somewhere in SE Asia originally. There’s speculation he’s Indonesian or Filipino.

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

... Filipino.

Have we ever noticed Webby and BoxO'Sharts posting at the same time?

 

[T_Holygrail_Jesuschrist 2]

Have we ever noticed Webby and BoxO'Sharts posting at the same time?

Yeah, that's just his other account.

 

[Just A Butt]

Have we ever noticed Webby and BoxO'Sharts posting at the same time?

Yeah, that's just his other account.

I would love it if it were true. But there’s only so much autism the human body can contain.

 

[Duke Nukem]

He’s from somewhere in SE Asia originally. There’s speculation he’s Indonesian or Filipino.

He could move back and hook up with @BoxerShorts47 , it turns out they're both pretty...ducked up.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Random tidbit as I skim some more:
Towards the end, the bronies really didn't like ol' webby here (my mind keeps calling him Weebly for some reason), having booted him from the Brony telegram group and calling him a degenerate (which I imagine is hard to achieve in that kind of culture).

The nail in the coffin seems to have been a forum organized brony secret santa, in which he failed to deliver on time and excused his behavior by pointing out that he had been in various space battles. When called on being full of shit and asked to, for once, drop the shenanigans, he doubled down on all the nonsense.
archive.md had trouble archiving the pages, so I have attached them in pdf form. The most relevant part is on page 4 and onwards, in which the recipient receives the package (in march) which is labelled "open only once it's Easter" with a return address located in, you guessed it, the fictional Calisota.
He wrote in crayon.

I feel bad at for laughing at this sort of thing, but damn that made me laugh.

 

[Alex Krycek]

I think I found out why he hasn’t posted... btw he’s a dog face and Scrooge was in on it.

 

[Bloitzhole]

So I want to make it perfectly clear that there is evidence AGAINST the following photo containing Webby. There used to be a regular brony meetup in Frankfurt and Webby is known to have been sporadically involved from various posts in this thread. HOWEVER, a month before this particular meetup, Webby said that "it looks like I won't be available on the 11th of march", which is when this photo was taken (and it is the only time I could find photos publicly available of the Frankfurt get-together).

What leads me to post it anyway, is the old avatar / self-portrait that was submitted by @plattschwanz . It is possible that Webby changed his mind over the course of february and attended.

For reference, this is the avatar, and it has been mentioned that he probably has south east asian roots.

And now look at this lineup



Is it just me, or does someone fit that drawing (aged a few years, Webby would be about 22 at that point) quite well?
He always mentioned his height at 1.88 (I believe that'd be 6"2' in freedom units), but we only have his word to go on (and men do quite often lie about height )

If anyone wants to ask Webby if he was there, his telegram used to be @Antarikshi

On a side note - I'm a bit of a newfag here obv, but I am really starting to see why you some of guys enjoy this lolcow investigation hobby. Way better distraction @ work than mindless browsing.

 

[plattschwanz]

Found more accounts of Duckfucker, including his twitter, two empty DA ones, and one on a German forum for autism anime.

Here's the evidence linking all of them, his 3 DA accounts are all following someone called cloudsdalecompanion who churns out vectorised pony characters and doesn't have a lot of watchers, making them easy to spot.


Pollux2011 - archive
HadrianusGiokinoPan - archive

The anime forum doesn't allow to view profiles. There was only one mildly interesting post anyhow.


I was never in love with an anime character, but I was in love with fictional characters. Strongest in Jaina Solo from the Star Wars Expanded Universe. And today I love my own characters like Kathy Gresion and Helenos Astropaidion. (a)

His twitter (a) is mostly boring too, he made about 2 dozen replies and only one tweet. There's only one peculiar thing again:


What about Webby Vanderquack? I would like to fly to Duckburg and marry her and buy a villa on the outskirts of Cape Suzette with her. <3 (a)

Then there's also the fact that his two abandoned DA accounts are following @Curt Sibling and Gruntchovski. The anatidaephile seems to have a real hatred for both, as he made a thread on the German ponyforum where he called them evil and mean for making fun of the noble brony tribe. (archive won't work)

Spoiler: Translation

Curt Sibling is probably the most famous and radical hater since 2011.

He hates modern cartoons, especially MLP: FIM, but also Steven Universe, Powerpuff Girls and Adventure Time, but above all he hates Social Justice Warriors (well, I don't like them either), which in his opinion are behind these series (but that's nonsense of course). [pony emoticon]

In order to vent his hatred, he draws cartoons and comics, in which the characters of popular cartoons have to suffer. Unfortunately, I am not allowed to post or link most of it here because it is quite obviously NSFW.

Most of the pictures depict Bronies as stupid fat disabled neckbeards with fedoras or show the ponies in the series in ironically provocative scenes. Well, that's still acceptable... [pony emoticon]

A buddy of his name, Chris Addolorato, has created his own comic book universe that is just disgusting .

It is about a group of obese crocodiles in the country "Transfatylvania", a parody of dictatorships, especially communism. Their boss is called "Generalissimo Gruntchovski Von Veizatun" and the "humor" is about being fat, but the worst is the fast food restaurant "Hindenburger", which is operated by Nazis and where only well-known cartoon characters are served, especially ponies! Rarity shocked Colonel Hindenburger, Baron Von Shakenburg and Frieda Fries like to kill magic ponies, crystal gems, Powerpuff Girls, Mabel & Dipper, Bee & Puppycat and all residents of Ooo in a bestial way and process their vandalized corpses into the most disgusting fast food in the world. Everything that happens in the kitchen in their zeppelin is incompatible with any idea of ethics and human dignity. FS sad

He has a lot of videos on his Youtube channel, also from Hindenburger where hatred for ponies is stoked, unfortunately I cannot include them here because they are NSFW. If you want, you can search for The Story of the Hindenburger, Das Ponies, Hindenburger Uber Alles and Colonel Hindenburger's Polka, Col. Hindenburger's Waltz or The Original Good Hu Boat Commercial as well as The Puffenstrussel Polka and The Fry In The Face Polka on YouTube form an opinion.

Most of the few posters in the thread told him that they don't care.

 

[AnOminous]

First Lagoona Blue, then @Ashley Lynne Coulter, then @Drain Todger and now @Webby's Boyfriend.
These bronie users who joined on this site really like to gain fame here in an exceptional way.

@Drain Todger has to have the best recovery from being a gigantic autist in the site's history. He's still a gigantic autist but kind of based too.