Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Rainbow Trash]

Since we're doing the closest thing Russ will ever have to greatest hits, it's time to eagerly remind you all that this is the cover actually on his song on Spotify. Right now.
This is an example of the kind of efforts that will give famous, attractive women a better life.

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[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

Since we're doing the closest thing Russ will ever have to greatest hits, it's time to eagerly remind you all that this is the cover actually on his song on Spotify. Right now.
This is an example of the kind of efforts that will give famous, attractive women a better life.

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"Don't Get I Get You." Seriously, why wouldn't he just write in "don't" after the "I?" Nope. I need to stop trying to think like him, it's bad for my sanity.

 

[lightswitchdoll]

"Don't Get I Get You." Seriously, why wouldn't he just write in "don't" after the "I?" Nope. I need to stop trying to think like him, it's bad for my sanity.

Why did he photoshop himself to have 8 fingers? We shall never know.

 

[Slick Bridges]

Why did he photoshop himself to have 8 fingers? We shall never know.

I've thought about this so much and don't feel any closer to an answer. Did he do his lazy 2 minute shop and notice the fingers before shrugging, figuring his efforts were good enough? Or is his self image so warped that he is seeing some studly alternate reality version of himself and can't even perceive it? I want to say it's just laziness but I can't discount the other possibility, he's so far gone.

 

[lightswitchdoll]

I've thought about this so much and don't feel any closer to an answer. Did he do his lazy 2 minute shop and notice the fingers before shrugging, figuring his efforts were good enough? Or is his self image so warped that he is seeing some studly alternate reality version of himself and can't even perceive it? I want to say it's just laziness but I can't discount the other possibility, he's so far gone.

I think it's a bit of both tbh. He seems to think that effort is the important thing, not the quality of the finished product - yet he doesn't actually put that much effort in. It's bizarre. He probably got a lot of participation awards as a kid and lots of pity praise and it's messed his gourd up.

I mean, the studly thing is a level of cope that a normal person would never comprehend so I don't think we'll ever work him out. Somehow he thought that cover - and all of his other 'efforts' - were deserving of breaking into the music industry and getting him his penis sucked when the entire world around him is proof that that will never happen. Yet he's oblivious. It's why he's my favourite cow.

 

[The Dude]

I think it's a bit of both tbh. He seems to think that effort is the important thing, not the quality of the finished product - yet he doesn't actually put that much effort in. It's bizarre. He probably got a lot of participation awards as a kid and lots of pity praise and it's messed his gourd up.

I mean, the studly thing is a level of cope that a normal person would never comprehend so I don't think we'll ever work him out. Somehow he thought that cover - and all of his other 'efforts' - were deserving of breaking into the music industry and getting him his penis sucked when the entire world around him is proof that that will never happen. Yet he's oblivious. It's why he's my favourite cow.

To be fair, pretty much all kids from when Russ was growing up got participation awards. The whole "Everyone is a winner, no one loses, competition is bad." ideology started in the mid-80s, and I honestly think it's to blame for a lot of the problems we see today (both with Russhole and in society). It taught kids that they don't need to really try because they're going to get rewarded and recognized anyways. But where many kids do grow up and see that the real world doesn't work like that, Russ is still stuck in the mindset of "If I show up and look like I'm making an effort then I'll get rewarded." Just another point highlighting how severely childish Russ is.

 

[lightswitchdoll]

To be fair, pretty much all kids from when Russ was growing up got participation awards. The whole "Everyone is a winner, no one loses, competition is bad." ideology started in the mid-80s, and I honestly think it's to blame for a lot of the problems we see today (both with Russhole and in society). It taught kids that they don't need to really try because they're going to get rewarded and recognized anyways. But where many kids do grow up and see that the real world doesn't work like that, Russ is still stuck in the mindset of "If I show up and look like I'm making an effort then I'll get rewarded." Just another point highlighting how severely childish Russ is.

Absolutely. No doubt he also had people telling the other kids to be nice to him because of his disability and not leave him out and I think stuff like that is what's given him this colossal level of entitlement (way beyond that of everyone else who got a participation trophy).

For example, most kids who say 'wahhh the other kids won't play with me' just get told to sort it out themselves and it teaches them a lesson but the lesson Russ learned is that all he has to do is stamp his feet and he gets what he wants. And it's totally fucked him up.

 

[RebatsivePulsard]

To be fair, pretty much all kids from when Russ was growing up got participation awards. The whole "Everyone is a winner, no one loses, competition is bad." ideology started in the mid-80s, and I honestly think it's to blame for a lot of the problems we see today (both with Russhole and in society). It taught kids that they don't need to really try because they're going to get rewarded and recognized anyways. But where many kids do grow up and see that the real world doesn't work like that, Russ is still stuck in the mindset of "If I show up and look like I'm making an effort then I'll get rewarded." Just another point highlighting how severely childish Russ is.

This is a great point that also illustrates Russ’s lazy-ass results from speech therapy. I don’t know a thing about speech deficits, but there’s a burn victim named Zaid who has no lips at all. He speaks clearly and has been interviewed by Malibu Ken on SBSK. has a girlfriend and a nice personality. The kid has obviously poured tremendous effort and will into his rehab. My suspicion is that Mr. Butternut half-assed his way through speech with his predictable outcome.

 

[AbraCadaver]

If he ever gets charged for harrassing the New Zealander I vouch for punishment he has to sleep on that for a week and enjoy the back pain. This is how he gives a woman a better life?
they might delete any email with a file attached. If an email doesn't come from a trusted source and someone opens up the said file they run the risk of downloading a virus a scammer sent.

Which makes me wonder, even the average Joe gets emails from scammers saying they're some woman who totally loves them and "please look at my pic." Rusty must have had one of those by now, imagine the fun that must have brought

Oh god, considering how many women he cold-calls all day with DMs he probably can’t keep them straight, so an email saying “Hey Russell, can we talk more?” likely gets opened every single time. This IS the man who thought Katy Perry wanted his nudes, after all.

His phone must be nothing but Chinese spyware and a million viruses.

 

[66andtwothirds]

Since we're doing the closest thing Russ will ever have to greatest hits, it's time to eagerly remind you all that this is the cover actually on his song on Spotify. Right now.
This is an example of the kind of efforts that will give famous, attractive women a better life.

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reminds me of this except mr Krabs was just cheap, not r,etarded.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Oh god, considering how many women he cold-calls all day with DMs he probably can’t keep them straight, so an email saying “Hey Russell, can we talk more?” likely gets opened every single time. This IS the man who thought Katy Perry wanted his nudes, after all.

His phone must be nothing but Chinese spyware and a million viruses.

Wonder how long the damn thing takes to boot up now? It amuses me to think there's some dude in Chinese Intelligence who's tasked with review material gathered via their spyware operations, and he comes across Russ and wonders if all Americans are this stupid and crazy. Then he turns to the guy next to him and says "hey, check out this idiot!" Maybe it even made its way up the chain of command to the President of China and he's like "who's this asshole and why does he have 8 fingers?"

 

[Deadpool]

I think him buying the tiny loveseat was on purpose. He figured he would just slyly point out they could share the bed of she complained and he'd get free sex after he wooed her with his wooing words.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

I think him buying the tiny loveseat was on purpose. He figured he would just slyly point out they could share the bed of she complained and he'd get free sex after he wooed her with his wooing words.

No. Russ is just a fucking idiot.
Also a cheap mother fucker.
He will spend a year's wages for 2 hrs to get a date with a hooker. But he wont spend an $600 on a nice sofa that can sit 3 people.

 

[Deadpool]

No. Russ is just a fucking idiot.
Also a cheap mother fucker.
He will spend a year's wages for 2 hrs to get a date with a hooker. But he wont spend an $600 on a nice sofa that can sit 3 people.

He is stupid, which is why he thought the plan had a chance in hell of working. Russ is a fucking idiot, but he's a fucking idiot who thinks he's the smartest guy in the room. I'm not saying 100% that's what happened but I do believe it's a valid consideration.

 

[Littleblackchyld]

No. Russ is just a fucking idiot.
Also a cheap mother fucker.
He will spend a year's wages for 2 hrs to get a date with a hooker. But he wont spend an $600 on a nice sofa that can sit 3 people.

Let's be honest, who are the two other people who would willingly go into Russ' apartment? Even his dad when he came to tell Russ about his sister's wedding took him to an eatery versus eating inside Russ' place.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

He is stupid, which is why he thought the plan had a chance in hell is working. Russ is a fucking idiot, but he s a fucking idiot who thinks he's the smartest guy in the room. I'm not saying 100% that's what happened but I do believe it's a valid consideration.

Every idiot thinks they're the smartest guy in the world. That's what makes them an idiot.

 

[TractorGirl]

Since we're doing the closest thing Russ will ever have to greatest hits, it's time to eagerly remind you all that this is the cover actually on his song on Spotify. Right now.
This is an example of the kind of efforts that will give famous, attractive women a better life.

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I don’t get (hahaha, explain funny joke because no one will understand) why he crossed out “get”, just to rewrite it. I know in his trauma lumped head it references the “not getting”, but wouldn’t the big red DON’T explain that? Or is it another way of RussSplaining because none of us would understand?
So RussHole suffers trauma lumps, seizures, head tightening and panic attacks that make him sue brothel owners, shouldn’t he be locked in a home somewhere, or at the very least in a lab being studied? If it were up to me he’d be in a half way house (hahaha, explain joke again for all the people not as brilliant as me).
On a personal note, my manners are screaming at me to say thank you for posting the nudes, but the part of me that saw them is still horrified and not quite there yet. I think it gave me trauma lumps.

 

[The Un-Clit]

I don’t get (hahaha, explain funny joke because no one will understand) why he crossed out “get”, just to rewrite it. I know in his trauma lumped head it references the “not getting”, but wouldn’t the big red DON’T explain that? Or is it another way of RussSplaining because none of us would understand?
So RussHole suffers trauma lumps, seizures, head tightening and panic attacks that make him sue brothel owners, shouldn’t he be locked in a home somewhere, or at the very least in a lab being studied? If it were up to me he’d be in a half way house (hahaha, explain joke again for all the people not as brilliant as me).
On a personal note, my manners are screaming at me to say thank you for posting the nudes, but the part of me that saw them is still horrified and not quite there yet. I think it gave me trauma lumps.

Russ is the typhoid Mary of horrible pictures that stay in your head as trauma lumps. You can never get his goblin face out of your mind, and you will see people who vaguely look like Russ and immediately associate them with him, like what's-his-face, that 'meet your mentor' guy. Yet he thinks he's the ultimate stud, except for his minor 'totally kicked it's ass yet leans on it for every excuse' facial plight. He pollutes instathot's instagrams, imagurs and facebooks with his doctored mug and wooing words, and somehow his real face always comes through and never leaves you. And if it was ONLY his face, it would be forgivable. There's a lot of people uglier on the outside, but very VERY few are as ugly on the inside as shitlips Greer is.

 

[Kosher Salt]

On a personal note, my manners are screaming at me to say thank you for posting the nudes, but the part of me that saw them is still horrified and not quite there yet. I think it gave me trauma lumps.

Option C, be thankful that they weren't actually nudes.

 

[Constellationzero]

To be fair, pretty much all kids from when Russ was growing up got participation awards. The whole "Everyone is a winner, no one loses, competition is bad." ideology started in the mid-80s, and I honestly think it's to blame for a lot of the problems we see today (both with Russhole and in society). It taught kids that they don't need to really try because they're going to get rewarded and recognized anyways. But where many kids do grow up and see that the real world doesn't work like that, Russ is still stuck in the mindset of "If I show up and look like I'm making an effort then I'll get rewarded." Just another point highlighting how severely childish Russ is.

Also in Butternut's time in school, the new stupid pedagogy was PBIS, otherwise called Positive Behavioral Intervention Strategies. PBIS may still be used in schools, I don't know.

An example of PBIS I witnessed was in a middle school. A sixth grader approached with a card and demanded I initial it. Later it was explained by another teacher that this kid has "behavioral issues" and that he has to take this card to each of his 7 classes. If he doesn't tard hard, the teacher is supposed to put their initials, thereby signing his card for that day. At the end of the week, the little bastard can turn the card in for a prize. All for acting normal and not being a disruptive POS in class.

I was thinking specifically of this PBIS "tool" anytime I see butternut trying to engage in transactions with women. It fits almost perfectly: He says "____", or he does "____", and the sex is supposed to drop through the slot. Just like gathering initials on a card that earns you a prize each Friday.