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Lucas, looking like a sticky little downs baby, shares another handsome image guaranteed to attract women.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Lucas, looking like a sticky little downs baby, shares another handsome image guaranteed to attract women.
Lucas Colby Werner -The Spokane Pedo Freak said:
Yea sure, they might be like 18. That's just the freaks pedo brain looking to justify wanting to fuck minors.
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The Heir Saga is delightful. Of all of Lucas's daft mating strategies, this is the best: a sort of delusional Frog Prince routine.
Don't be fooled; Lucas is actually a rich man, by virtue of his birth. He's the second son of King Roy, who deserves grand kids, an actual Prince at the homeless shelter.
Someday, he will not have to beg for GrubHub and wear the same cursed pair of boxers everyday.
Lucas is beginning to resemble a Jane Austen character. From hell.
Sort of like a totally unattractive, charmless Wickham, who keeps talking about the estate that will be his as soon as mommy and daddy die.
Where is his heroine? Will she be a lady of means, as well?
Don't be fooled; Lucas is actually a rich man, by virtue of his birth. He's the second son of King Roy, who deserves grand kids, an actual Prince at the homeless shelter.
Someday, he will not have to beg for GrubHub and wear the same cursed pair of boxers everyday.
Lucas is beginning to resemble a Jane Austen character. From hell.
Sort of like a totally unattractive, charmless Wickham, who keeps talking about the estate that will be his as soon as mommy and daddy die.
Where is his heroine? Will she be a lady of means, as well?
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Pride and Prejudice and Telomeres, the Lucas Werner story
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The fat cow is going on and on about being so rich while living in a hobo shelter.
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Lucas the 4th saga. Eating pies, or I guess burritos mainly, and wanting to inherit his father's will. Except in this case instead of designing anything or being remotely productive, he just smokes weed, makes cringe memes, and screams at his phone.
The desperation is seeping out of his greasy pores. "Fuck me now, I'm going to be rich in 20-30 yrs". He admitted he doesn't even know if he's in his parent's wills, but is outright claiming he's going to be worth between $100,000 and 1 million.
Hey Lucas, I'm sure your 2 brothers Shawn and Seth are welcome at your dad's place, your younger brother Seth is welcome at your mom's place. You are the one they don't want coming around. And again, what they would want from you is a vasectomy and a long, long, long stay in a mental hospital.
Hey Lucas, I'm sure your 2 brothers Shawn and Seth are welcome at your dad's place, your younger brother Seth is welcome at your mom's place. You are the one they don't want coming around. And again, what they would want from you is a vasectomy and a long, long, long stay in a mental hospital.
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I'm disappointed that Werner hasn't seized the moment by taking over his rightful kingdom in CHAZ. No wonder it fell apart without its randy king.
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“Introduce them to some people I’ve known since AT LEAST 980.”
The fuck does that mean?
also wasnt he like, two years old in 1980?
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I guarantee that in their wills they have a clause explicitly stating that they have deliberately excluded their son Lucas Colby Werner.
Yea, he was born in Nov. 1979, turned 1 in Nov. 1980
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Sooooo...who is he introducing his parents to?
oh god, does he mean...the sperm he will impregnate his imaginary teen bride with? That will turn into their grandchildren?
he does know sperm aren’t like women’s eggs, right? Women are born with all the eggs they’ll ever get, but sperm are cheap and created by the zillions throughout a man’s life.
is this...what he means??
Or does he mean introduce the children to his parents? Why does it matter how long he’s known his parents?
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That's what he means. He's earnestly talking about sperm.
Sperm that he's carried in his balls for 4 decades, waiting for the chance to introduce his parents to. He just has to get it out of his balls, through his impotent micro penis, and into a fertile teen.
He will present his parents with the grandkids he's been storing all this time, and they will take him seriously and be proud of him.
They will regret ever having said it wasn't in the cards.
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Lucas is developing a cruch on Goldie? Such longing
He looks like that (with the classy boogers) because he's listening to Vivaldi and it's hitting all the spots.
The Spokane Pedo's plan for when his dad kicks the bucket in 20-30 yrs, use the land he and his brothers will inherit to grow weed and hemp/hemp fuel. 20-30 yrs ha, all "damage control", we know he can't wait for the day his dad and mom end up dead.
The Spokane Pedo's plan for when his dad kicks the bucket in 20-30 yrs, use the land he and his brothers will inherit to grow weed and hemp/hemp fuel. 20-30 yrs ha, all "damage control", we know he can't wait for the day his dad and mom end up dead.
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Could be. Though its rarely that easy. I can't speak to the laws of whatever state his parents are living in but in some places there are many restrictions on what you can do in that regard. Some places require equal treatment of surviving spouses and children, some have laws requiring some support of family members with disabilities and things of that nature. and in some places, like british columbia, its flat out illegal to disinherit a surviving spouse or child. Its pretty rare that you can disinherit a family member outright and expect it to stand up in court if they make an issue of it. Not that lucas is smart enough to know that or competent enough to hire a lawyer to make an issue of it
Point being, if they do so with him he could cause alot of problems for the estate and everyone involved by challenging the will. His disability works in his favor in that situation as he can claim it was done because of his disability, and was therefore illegal. Best case scenario for him is to get a portion of the estate but given the nature of his disability its put in a trust with someone to oversee it and ensure he doesn't blow it. Essentially a payee like he has now.....which itself i'm sure would infuriate him....so even when he wins he loses. Its rather poetic really
But its a moot point anyway because hes never going to live long enough for any of it to matter, barring an accidental death his health will fail long before theirs does
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Lucas the simp smoking a joint that isn't even lit.
Lucas thinks he's being super edgy and cool eating ghost pepper peanuts and filming his finger.
Lucas gets a boner. (Note the look of surprise on his face.)
I hope he dosen't wash his hands and touches himself after eating those peanuts.
Lucas thinks he's being super edgy and cool eating ghost pepper peanuts and filming his finger.
Lucas gets a boner. (Note the look of surprise on his face.)
I hope he dosen't wash his hands and touches himself after eating those peanuts.
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Yeah, if he ever gets an inheritance, it will be placed with a trustee because he can't even be trusted with SSI. He only cares about satisfying his lusts and appetites in the moment (including being angry and going on crazy rants) and never plans for the future. If he had a windfall, he'd either squander it very quickly or be swindled out of it by some conman.
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This is the creepiest Lucas video I've seen yet and I know that's saying a lot, but bear with me here: Lucas looks like he's been heavily tranquilized; he's staring at the camera with the entirety of his Iris exposed like he's having some kind of out-of-body experience from eating these ghost pepper peanuts, and then he gets the creepiest little kid grin on his face, when he says "I just popped a boner".
Absolutely Shivers my skin.
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It's within my narrow realm of competence, and pretty easy, for a will or devise to reflect the intent of a testator. "Disinheriting" someone, like your scary mong son, is a small matter of avoiding the application of certain default rules that only matter in the absence of other intent.
I think we can gather all we need to know about King Roy and Myrna's intent from the current level of support and interest they show the heir.
Some things are unenforceable, however. I couldn't have something like: "And to my son, Lucas Colby Werner, I leave a 1/3 share of my estate FART ACRE, provided he impregnates a teen by his 55th birthday." But excluding a legally incompetent embarrassment? Effortless.
Wills are challenged all the time, of course, but Lucas lacks the resources and competence to do so. I can see a scenario where Fart Acre goes to Seth and the nieces, and all Lucas takes is a single deck of cards.
I think we can gather all we need to know about King Roy and Myrna's intent from the current level of support and interest they show the heir.
Some things are unenforceable, however. I couldn't have something like: "And to my son, Lucas Colby Werner, I leave a 1/3 share of my estate FART ACRE, provided he impregnates a teen by his 55th birthday." But excluding a legally incompetent embarrassment? Effortless.
Wills are challenged all the time, of course, but Lucas lacks the resources and competence to do so. I can see a scenario where Fart Acre goes to Seth and the nieces, and all Lucas takes is a single deck of cards.