Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

"Look, here's some toilet paper that says 'ur a COO' written in sharpie on it that Richard gave me. It's documented."

Cardenio said:
Like there's any shame in being a server? Decent ones make $20 an hour, the ones at good locations make twice that if not more. Logan would be a much happier person with a 9 to 5 tipping job then having to be the office pencilsharpener for a bunch nerd nutjobs. Hell she'd probably find a successful gent who'd make her a happy wife.

If her future is going from Something Awful, to YTMND, to Albino Blacksheep she's in for a depressing future.
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If today has shown us anything, she's in for a depressing future no matter what.
 
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"I didn't have a contract, I didn't get paid, I didn't say or do anything remotely professional from the first day to the last but I WAS TOTALLY THE COO OF THE COMPANY YOUR HONOR I mean I let the boss sniff my feet and everything."
 
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I don’t hate you Logan. Matter of fact, I appreciate the taking down of lowtax. It makes no difference in my life but I admit it’s nice when garbage people get their what for.

I don’t think you’re a good person either. Being a victim means you just found someone worse than you. But you’re young, maybe you can actually learn something from this. Like don’t get your hopes up about a fantastic new job when you’re fucking the boss. There are jobs out there where you get paid for your work in actual dollars. You might not start out in the c-suite though.

Maybe don’t shit on previous and potential employers for petty stuff too. You really can’t see why people wouldn’t want to associate with you professionally? I guess I can almost understand when you look at people like Zoe Quinn and Brianna Wu who have zero qualifications yet somehow get work/air time. If those are your role models, well, enjoy being a lolcow.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
Don't even ask me to figure out what she's rabbiting on about. Maybe she's searching for posts on SA where Lowtax called her the COO to forward to her team of attorneys. (The first and only time I saw her being referred to as a COO was on her own LinkedIn profile and only noticed that like two days ago. )
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She’s looking for the golden parachute that comes with being a COO, of course.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
Don't even ask me to figure out what she's rabbiting on about. Maybe she's searching for posts on SA where Lowtax called her the COO to forward to her team of attorneys. (The first and only time I saw her being referred to as a COO was on her own LinkedIn profile and only noticed that like two days ago. )
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COO isn't just a title you put on a resume - you have to (if you want to be taken seriously) list accomplishments. I've put a few on there to get the ball rolling for you @Mormon BPD Cokewhore

Chief Operations Officer for SomethingAwful.com - June 20 to June 20

- Ruined any goodwill the userbase had toward the CEO, forcing him to attempt to sell the site.
- Brought profits down $80,000 a year (down nearly 600%).
- Made several disparaging comments about the CEO's "dick and balls" on a competitor's website.
- Commanded a salary of $0 annually. With a bonus structure of $0 per quarter.
- Made several disparaging comments about the CEO's wife - while she was in a women's shelter with her daughter during divorce proceedings.
- Posted a picture of the CEO kissing my feet on said website.
- Hired several writers and gave them a competitve salary ($0 weekly, $0 in bonuses with a chance of $40/week several months down the line).
 
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Tanner Glass said:
COO isn't just a title you put on a resume - you have to (if you want to be taken seriously) list accomplishments. I've put a few on there to get the ball rolling for you @Mormon BPD Cokewhore

Chief Operations Officer for SomethingAwful.com - June 20 to June 20

- Ruined any goodwill the userbase had toward the CEO, forcing him to attempt to sell the site.
- Brought profits down $80,000 a year (down nearly 600%).
- Made several disparaging comments about the CEO's "dick and balls" on a competitor's website.
- Commanded a salary of $0 annually. With a bonus structure of $0 per quarter.
- Made several disparaging comments about the CEO's wife - while she was in a women's shelter with her daughter during divorce proceedings.
- Posted a picture of the CEO kissing my feet on said website.
- Hired several writers and gave them a competitve salary ($0 weekly, $0 in bonuses with a chance of $40/week several months down the line).
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CORRECTION! Logan is STILL the COO of Something Awful LLC

SOURCE: Facebook post
 
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White Devil said:
Only if you're in one of their GDN discord servers so they can literally spy on and archive everything you say with their authbot.

Because that's not creepy or weird as shit at all.
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Oh but you see Kale and Tempus Thales swear that the bot doesn't log anything.

...don't look at kiwifarms, btw.
 
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I'm sad Layton UT doesn't post their police records for future Logan Charm.

MirnaMinkoff said:
Don't even ask me to figure out what she's rabbiting on about. Maybe she's searching for posts on SA where Lowtax called her the COO to forward to her team of attorneys. (The first and only time I saw her being referred to as a COO was on her own LinkedIn profile and only noticed that like two days ago. )
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Hahaha. I even predicted it only a couple pages ago
 
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Cardenio said:
Like there's any shame in being a server? Decent ones make $20 an hour, the ones at good locations make twice that if not more. Logan would be a much happier person with a 9 to 5 tipping job then having to be the office pencilsharpener for a bunch nerd nutjobs. Hell she'd probably find a successful gent who'd make her a happy wife.

If her future is going from Something Awful, to YTMND, to Albino Blacksheep she's in for a depressing future.
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Ok we get it, you wait tables for a living.

The point is that when you let your mental illness go ham and depend on your looks for jobs and relationships, you are building a life foundation on quicksand. Especially in marketing and entertainment - the industry is chock full of perky blonde 20-something account managers and brand strategy assistants... who mysteriously never seem to turn 30, because they're being cycled out with fresh crops of younger ones as they get older and and either: cop to the game and switch to something else; cling on until they're laid off or fired due to be useless or for their poor behavior; or, in rare cases, start developing actual skills beyond their appearance.

Logan is currently midway in this heady time of being able to skate by on her looks, and in her mind the ambrosia and honey will never end. Sure, she doesn't have a paycheck, but look at her titles! Sure, she's gonna be back with her parents for a bit, but the next mark is right around the corner!

What she isn't realizing is, no big entertainment corporations are hiring late 20s interns, and unless she can get another internship and this time work it seriously enough to win a position, her career ambitions are dead in the water. This hasn't quite sunk in yet, but it will when her parents get tired of funding her air headed ambitions, which are made of smoke.
 
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