Disaster Jeffery Epstein has comitted suicide - Matt Groening got him

Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein is dead, law enforcement sources said Saturday.

A gurney carrying a man who looked like Epstein was wheeled out of the Manhattan Correctional Center around 7:30 a.m. The ambulance went to New York Downtown Hospital.

Jeffrey Epstein dead in apparent suicide

Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein died overnight in an apparent suicide, federal officials said Saturday. Epstein, 66, was found unresponsive in his cell in the Special Housing Unit of Manhattan …

nypost.com

 

[Meat Target]

Is this also a problematic monument of white supremacy?

 

[Crystal Golem]

Comics sans for that added "fuck you"

That would be the official font of clownworld.

 

[Spooky Bones]

Appears to be an absolutely and unremittingly based trolling operation. Unfortunately it's a gay op satirizing criticism of takedowns of Confederate monuments and something summat orange man bad. Still, well played.

 

[Dorsia.Reservation]

Savile was the closest thing to Rasputin to the royal family. I do wonder how much dirt he had on them.

I can only imagine.
He was close to Charles from the 1970s and on.

They tried to play it off in being interested in the same charities and oh he was just a court jester of sorts.
And this was only done by royal officials after Savile's death.
Not by Charles who paid tribute to him.

So a bombastic court jester, with whisperings of liking little girls is who the heir to the throne turns to as a marriage counselor?
St James Palace made a huge mistake when they admitted that's why Savile was visiting there in 80's.

Charles was also close to and held private audience with child sexual abuser, disgraced bishop Peter Ball.
After his resignation he was given housing on Charles Duchy of Cornwall estate.
It is believed Charles intervention in Ball's "issues" allowed him to escape prosecution in the early 90s.
Charles denies this but this is also the man who housed a sexual predator even after being warned by police not to.

Prince Andrew is just the tip of the iceberg.

 

[Icasaracht]

Just a daily reminder that this statue didn't kill itself.

 

[Homersexual]

For future: Jeffrey Epstein's statue didn't remove itself.


EDIT: I was too late.

 

[Prolego]

I think an underaged prostitution ring catering to the wealthy elite would pretty nicely explain why he was richer in reality than he was on paper.

Epstein was paying around $500 a time to the kids he was fucking. He'd as much chance becoming a billionaire from pimping them out as you or I would becoming a millionaire by fishing empty soda cans out of the trash and selling them for recycling.

 

[Quoookie]

But what happened to his family jewels? like we could have a ghost of him on OUR hands and another Jack the Ripper is born jackhammers every lil so innocent liberal and nigger out there. Oh noooos...Found his ginormous grapefruits and you will find the STATUE...or else Saucy Epstein will STRIKE!

 

[tehpope]

I posted this in the other Epstien thread: not sure which one is active...

The rumor is that Epstien was an intelligence asset for the CIA(or another intelligence organization). The pedo ring was actually a blackmail operation.

High ranking people with gross sexual tastes were lured in by Epstein. In exchange for the incriminating evidence not being released, information was exchanged...

This would sort of explain his nonsensical hedge fund wealth. A man, although extremely rich, was living approximately an eleven figure lifestyle but worth nine figures...

Epstein / Maxwell probably worked with Mossad or CIA. Not sure about the kiddy diddlin, but they at least trafficing teenagers. They probably used teens to blackmail politicians and businessmen by setting them up for sex, documenting it (film / photos), and then saying "That girl in there, she's 14. Do what we said or we'll release the pics/video." Some younger teens can pass for adults (see Traci Lords).

I'm not saying Traci was a glow in the dark ops. Just to say its very easy for some teens to pass as legal.

See the finders thread:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fbi-r...a-connected-child-sex-trafficking-cult.62610/

 

[Superman93]

I hope all these twitter users don't push themselves off a building before shooting themselves 8 times in the back of the head while strangling themselves mid drop.

 

[ZombiefiedFerret]

Is this an SCP?

 

[TowinKarz]

A comic sans plaque.
Shudder

THAT was the real cirme.

 

[Jewthulhu]

Appears to be an absolutely and unremittingly based trolling operation. Unfortunately it's a gay op satirizing criticism of takedowns of Confederate monuments and something summat orange man bad. Still, well played.

I was wondering about that given the wording. They call him a rapist instead of a pedophile, gloss over his connections to people in power, and don't call his death a murder.

tbh that looks like a dressed JCPenny mannequin painted bronze.

I like the idea though.

Someone should crowd-fund an actual cast and place a statue outside of the Clinton Library in Little Rock.

 

[Brundlefly]

tbh that looks like a dressed JCPenny mannequin painted bronze.

It's probably how Epstein saw himself.

 

[Maskull]

Appears to be an absolutely and unremittingly based trolling operation. Unfortunately it's a gay op satirizing criticism of takedowns of Confederate monuments and something summat orange man bad. Still, well played.

It would have been a solid joke as is. As satire it's wholly unamusing. Stale even.

 

[Some JERK]

Epstein was paying around $500 a time to the kids he was fucking. He'd as much chance becoming a billionaire from pimping them out as you or I would becoming a millionaire by fishing empty soda cans out of the trash and selling them for recycling.

It's not about what he was paying. It's about what he was charging.

 

[Commandant Swordfish]

Ghislaine Maxwell isn't going to get suicided this round. They won't be that blatant. The fact is they know we'll all be watching for this, and they were far too sloppy last time. It's rare you hear mainstream figures talking openly about believing conspiracies, and yet here we are.

My guess is she's going to die of a pre-existing condition, or she's going to reveal nothing of value. Don't get me wrong, I don't think she's going to live very long if she starts talking, mind you.

My Dad reckons a prison fight will kill her off, but I'm not guessing that. I'm thinking an induced stroke. All they need to do is poke her with a few needles here and there, give her those track marks. They can simply call her a drug addict as a way of writing off the needle mark.

Then, when the time comes, they just get a syringe with air in it and BAM, Do It Yourself stroke kit.

Try harder, MOSSAD.

Hey, @Null, can we place bets on this? Person with the most accurate description of how she's leaves this mortal realm gets a custom badge or something?

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

As a New Mexican, I just want to say that this doesn’t surprise me. ABQ is a really strange city, a mix of genuine crime and liberal colleges created a city that is hard to explain.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

lol this bitch is dead.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Even if they had reams of evidence showing Trump's guilt, it would never see the light of day. It would be devastating to the US to have that kind of scandal so there is plenty of incentive for even his haters to keep a lid on it. If it is true and it ever comes out, it will be well after his death and none of us will be alive to witness it.

I also think that there are so many wealthy people/politicians doing this stuff that there is a mutually assured destruction pact that keeps everyone silent. Who is going to risk opening those floodgates? They wouldn't dare to. We all know Creepy Uncle Joe has got some major skeletons in his closet, too. Think of Epstein's guest list: Dershowitz, Clinton, Woody Allen, Larry Summers, Bill Barr, Ken Starr, Kevin Spacey, Harvey Weinstein, etc. Hell, even Stephen Hawking wheeled his ass to pedo Island for some underage lap dances.

Plus, conspiracy theorists will have a field day if it looks like Pizzagate is a real thing. No way they are going to try to catch anyone important with this. They have to go after her to pretend they are still investigating, but no one important is going down for any of this. Unless they can somehow pin everything on Weinstein who is already in jail anyway.

Trump is very old. Given I expect to be alive into the second half of this century, it wouldn't surprise me if a load of stuff comes out after his (and Bill Clinton's, who's about the same age) death. Biden will probably die before him if anything. Whoever is president in 2050 probably won't have any reason to cover up for dead presidents decades earlier, so a load of scurrilous secrets could emerge.