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- Feb 10, 2020
Thanks to the Deutschenkiwis for really bringing this one home.
It is my sincerest wish that one day I'll be able to translate the erotic self-insert fiction that the 200kg German lolcow Drachenlord/Dragonlord/Rainer Winkler has written over the years, while conserving and conveying his phrases as they appear to someone reading it in German, for the
He's dyslexic.
I consider this practice for that great undertaking.
Edit: Here's a snippet or two from his most recent work, set in (his vision of) 16th century America through the eyes of a bright eyed young blacksmith, fresh off the Santa Maria. I find his writings are best read aloud, while observing the lack of punctuation and the spelling errors.
German original:
"Plötzlich sah er im augenwinkel wie auf der anderen seide die Tür aufging die Tür war eine decke die den Eingang bedeckte. Es kam ein Junge hinein. Der Junge war dunkelhäutig er als Eurobär hatte noch sehr wenig solche Menschen gesehen, aber aus Büchern erkannte er die Rasse es war ein Indianer"
"Die Frauen bescheftigten sich mittllerweile schon sehr gut miteinander und leckten sich in der 69er stellung gegenseitig. Ragnar nutzte dies aus ging an den Asch von Johanna und steckte sein Ding in sie"
"Die Frauen bescheftigten sich mittllerweile schon sehr gut miteinander und leckten sich in der 69er stellung gegenseitig. Ragnar nutzte dies aus ging an den Asch von Johanna und steckte sein Ding in sie"
My translation:
"Suddenly, he saw out of his eyecorner how a door opened on the other site the door was a blanket that covered the entrance. A boy entered. The boy was dark skinned he as a eurobear had seen very few such people, but he knew the race from books it was an indian"
""The women kept themselves busey quite well with eachother in the meanwhiles and licked eachother in the 69 position. Ragnar used this went at the ars of Johanna and put his thing in her""
""The women kept themselves busey quite well with eachother in the meanwhiles and licked eachother in the 69 position. Ragnar used this went at the ars of Johanna and put his thing in her""
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