Debate Webby's Boyfriend about the validity of him dating underage cartoon characters - Cartoons aren't real

Thanks to the Deutschenkiwis for really bringing this one home.

It is my sincerest wish that one day I'll be able to translate the erotic self-insert fiction that the 200kg German lolcow Drachenlord/Dragonlord/Rainer Winkler has written over the years, while conserving and conveying his phrases as they appear to someone reading it in German, for the horror enjoyment of the English speaking world.

He's dyslexic.

I consider this practice for that great undertaking.

Edit: Here's a snippet or two from his most recent work, set in (his vision of) 16th century America through the eyes of a bright eyed young blacksmith, fresh off the Santa Maria. I find his writings are best read aloud, while observing the lack of punctuation and the spelling errors.

German original:
"Plötzlich sah er im augenwinkel wie auf der anderen seide die Tür aufging die Tür war eine decke die den Eingang bedeckte. Es kam ein Junge hinein. Der Junge war dunkelhäutig er als Eurobär hatte noch sehr wenig solche Menschen gesehen, aber aus Büchern erkannte er die Rasse es war ein Indianer"

"Die Frauen bescheftigten sich mittllerweile schon sehr gut miteinander und leckten sich in der 69er stellung gegenseitig. Ragnar nutzte dies aus ging an den Asch von Johanna und steckte sein Ding in sie"

My translation:
"Suddenly, he saw out of his eyecorner how a door opened on the other site the door was a blanket that covered the entrance. A boy entered. The boy was dark skinned he as a eurobear had seen very few such people, but he knew the race from books it was an indian"

""The women kept themselves busey quite well with eachother in the meanwhiles and licked eachother in the 69 position. Ragnar used this went at the ars of Johanna and put his thing in her""
 
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It is my sincerest wish that one day I'll be able to translate the erotic self-insert fiction that the 200kg German lolcow Drachenlord/Dragonlord/Rainer Winkler has written over the years, while conserving and conveying his phrases as they appear to someone reading it in German, for the horror enjoyment of the English speaking world.

He's dyslexic.

I consider this practice for that great undertaking.
I hope you're refering to that novel set in the middle ages, cause I only read a few snippets and that was almost too much to take.
 
You know who I feel sorry for?

Whatever poor stern faced fraulein is assigned by the German state to be this duckfucker’s official tard wrangler.

“why didn’t you apply in time for your welfare” “I WAS IN SPACE FUCKING A DUCK”
 
Suddenly, he saw out of his eyecorner how a door opened
This phrase has a hauntingly beautiful Joycean language-game quality, as does "augenwinkel" and "eine decke die den Eingang bedeckte" for that matter. The rest of it is an abomination. I love it.
 
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This phrase has a hauntingly beautiful Joycean language-game quality, as does "augenwinkel" and "eine decke die den Eingang bedeckte" for that matter. The rest of it is an abomination. I love it.
It's a shame his spelling mistakes and his strange sentence structure translate so poorly into other languages.
 
My bad, but I feel like my point remains valid, if contextually misplaced... 😉

TBH I'm sure that there is also some erotic fan fiction in the depth of the duckfuckers card drive or even on his desktop. After he freed Webby out of the prison of evil space nazis, who wanted to skin her and use her duckfat to fry their Bratwürst, she is so thankful, that she allows him to take her virginity, in which case he also loses his.

Fuck, even though I just made it up, it isn't impossible for that, which is somehow hilarious and horrifying at the same time
 
TBH I'm sure that there is also some erotic fan fiction in the depth of the duckfuckers card drive or even on his desktop. After he freed Webby out of the prison of evil space nazis, who wanted to skin her and use her duckfat to fry their Bratwürst, she is so thankful, that she allows him to take her virginity, in which case he also loses his.

Fuck, even though I just made it up, it isn't impossible for that, which is somehow hilarious and horrifying at the same time
That can't be true. @Webby's Boyfriend is such a Chad and is probably not a virgin.
please help I've been kidnapped and forced to write this.
 
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The cowardly little shit hasn't been on since Tuesday, maybe his tard wranglers have finally finished their game of pinochle and decided to actually earn their wage...🤔
He's hanging out in the @Zhan-Tiri13 section of Kiwi purgatory for people who show up and then can't take the heat.
 
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