Plagued Super Smash Bros. Community

[The Batter]

This is what the Smash community deserves when Sakurai said time and again that Smash isn't a fighting game. Grown ass men playing a kids party game, this is why Nintendo hardly acknowledges the scene. They sure as fuck are not going to anymore now.

 

[Rotollo]

Looks like they're just eating each other alive at this point. The Smash Community will be a blank slate by the end of the month if this keeps going.

Roster fags will inherit the salted earth once this is all over, a terrifying thought.

 

[Disc]

Roster fags will inherit the salted earth once this is all over, a terrifying thought.

OR the always-entertaining possibility (but never-entertaining reality) that the banned roster will be better than what's actually left.

 

[Creep3r]

More appropriate than ever.

I wish Etika lived long enough to get cancelled.

They can still pull a Jimmy Savile on him with enough time.

 

[CrippleThreat]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

https://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sra5me

Oh wait? Wut?

For those who might be worried about Zero, please take a gander:

Jisu @ Hiatus on Twitter: "My work here is done." / Twitter

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Literally meme worthy.

But luckily, some folks are redpilled on the whole accusations sans proof method going on lately:

Most of us really don't know the intention. Maybe it is the courage to speak, or maybe it's just malice towards one's career. It's just good that people still question accusations and want the truth out above all.

 

[LucasSomething]

Nintendo actually privated their player pesperctive video with Nairo from 9 months ago lol.

https://www.reddit.com/r/smashbros/comments/hk1mn0/nintendo_has_now_privated_their_player/

The original thread is now fucking hilarious in hindsight: https://www.reddit.com/r/smashbros/comments/dcs6bw/nintendo_player_perspective_super_smash_bros/

Oh you can be sure that video caused a big shift on their mentality.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

WHY THE HELL IS THERE SO MUCH GAY SHIT IN MY FIGHTING GAMES?

It's not even funny.

Smash isn’t a fighting game.

 

[AmbiTron]

Wait so some thot is accusing ZERO now? I'm sorry but Zer0 is a god damn treasure. He is a fat little jolly man with an amusing laugh and I genuinely don't believe he would ever sexually harass anyone in any fashion. Even if he did, he was likely around 17 and she was 15 and he sent her a funny craiglist ad about sex? Not a big deal. Now excuse me while I go slap 56 thots in a row like my boy absolutely smashed 56 tournaments in a row.

 

[Boobie Bomb]

If Etika pulls a JewWario?
OH BOY!

 

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For those who might be worried about Zero, please take a gander:
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Jisu @ Hiatus on Twitter: "My work here is done." / Twitter

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Literally meme worthy.
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But luckily, some folks are redpilled on the whole accusations sans proof method going on lately:
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Most of us really don't know the intention. Maybe it is the courage to speak, or maybe it's just malice towards one's career. It's just good that people still question accusations and want the truth out above all.

Among the well-cited accusations, her very brief one stands out as unusually barren. And signing off with a meme makes it seem even more suspect.

People expect victims of this nature to act more... relieved, exhausted, hurt. You know, like victims. This makes her seem like a smug, vengeful person at best, and completely fake at worst. It's tonally jarring.

 

[Homer Simpson]

autists can only express their emotions using pop culture lol

They're autists. They have trouble showing emotions otherwise. They need it to be something they can easily identify otherwise they won't notice.

 

[Boobie Bomb]

"Game culture has a woman/sex problem" isn't news. And that's the sad part. Whenever stuff like this comes up, far too many people either ignore it, or defend it. "But it's gamer culture." Say whatever you want about MovieBob, but when he's right, he's right. And in this video from nearly a decade ago, he nailed it.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Wait so some thot is accusing ZERO now? I'm sorry but Zer0 is a god damn treasure. He is a fat little jolly man with an amusing laugh and I genuinely don't believe he would ever sexually harass anyone in any fashion. Even if he did, he was likely around 17 and she was 15 and he sent her a funny craiglist ad about sex? Not a big deal. Now excuse me while I go slap 56 thots in a row like my boy absolutely smashed 56 tournaments in a row.

it is total #meetoo

Someone gets accused and all the insecure Thots who want attention say "MEE TOOOOOO"

"Game culture has a woman/sex problem" isn't news. And that's the sad part. Whenever stuff like this comes up, far too many people either ignore it, or defend it. "But it's gamer culture." Say whatever you want about MovieBob, but when he's right, he's right. And in this video from nearly a decade ago, he nailed it.

But it isn't the "EVIL GAMERGOOBER WRIGHT WING TRUMPTARDS" who are raping people.

 

[metroid_fetish]

This fighting games and their movesets have gotten way too complicated for ol' Boomer Metroid Guy here. I mean, wtf is this shit? Up up down down left right left A B fuck child. I mean, where the fuck is the fuck child button on this goddamn controller? Fuck this shit.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

God, I am enjoying adult Nintendo fans being outed as the autistic predators they really are!

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

God, I am enjoying adult Nintendo fans being outed as the autistic predators they really are!

Eh it isn't just the Poser Nintendo Twitter Fags, the entire FGC is getting set on fire. Evo is basically dead now.

 

[LOWERCASE LETTERS]

The same thing goes for people that want Ridley, K. Rool, Waluigi, Krystal, Bandanna Waddle Dee, whatever their shitty Fire Emblem waifu is, and Geno.

Two years later: ridley and k. Rool actually did get added lol

 

[Pipi420]

on the zero thing: fuck JisuArts shes a stupid whore. got trihex to raise like $1000 for her to goto (either Smash the Record or SmashCon, completely forget which one and it was a long time ago so like maybe 2016)
Like really nibba $1000 for a tournament you literally live in the same country for (and not even that many states over). And she was a VENDOR there. If you're so important to the event why do you need Trihex to paypig you so much fucking money? When asked about why it was so much all she said was "thats how much my manager said" (im pretty sure her manager was just her fucking bf at the time). Always thought she was sus as fuck after that. Unrelated but it was also supposed be a 24 hour money raising marathon stream but when he hit the goal he shut the stream off an hour after. Jisu didnt even go on stream either, she was only in chat for a little. Too busy to thank the people who are allowing her to travel I guess.
also really, youre bitching about seeing porn at 15 as if she was some pure innocent angel? fuck right off. AND WHY WAS SKY LETTING SO MANY KIDS INTO HIS FUCKING HOUSE? SO FUCKING WACK
I will try to get vods and links later if people are interested though I doubt they still exist. this shit is old news that noone really knows about.

 

[Haramburger]

Bro, just don't bang kids and don't be fuckin' weird and creepy toward women

Why is this so hard for some people?

Part of it is the EVO culture in general; I distinctly remember a story from the SRK forums(where EVO grew out from, not sure if it's still their "official" forum or not) from circa 2005 where a few of the black guys going and competing brought a fresh, clean Fleshlight to the hotel room they were sharing. It was an ass-shaped one, and they were using it to mash into each other's faces as a surprise, like a version of the "surprise razor" prank from Jackass except it's an ass-to-mouth kiss from a sex toy.

Went looking for the story, and the entire forum history is hilarious in the context of all these sexual allegations if you want to dig deeper:

 

[Samoyed]

Nairo can go to hell, but the Captainzack situation is like so weird. Is it just me, or does anyone else find it odd that he documented this like really well for someone who was underdeveloped mentally at the time? Power to him for stealing pedo money tbh, but his parents or whoever was responsible for him at the time needs to take some legal accountability. Allowing your kid to go to random adult's hotel rooms to sleep with them are grounds to losing custody, so I don't see why there should not be any punishment on both sides.