Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Wünderkind]

Is Alex the DSP of game development?

alex tries it: switch statements

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

It's almost infuriating how blatantly uncaring Alex is for his fanbase, he doesn't give two blue shits about the fans, yet the fans lap it up and continue to support him.

I get that most are just kids who are fans of the game in the sense that they were fans of FNAF (they didn't care for the game they cared for the fanart, OCs, everything around it) but there's teenagers out there, and grown adults who see this and go "Yep! That's how a developer should treat his fans!"

"teehee he's just a tsundere!"

 

[nohull]

Is Alex the DSP of game development?

Alex's game is a low-budget Star Citizen too.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Also sweet Mary of christ, 4gig minimum to run a glorified MMD game.

something tells me this is the kind of very optimistic minimum spec found on late 90s/early 2000s games - chances are you'll need at least 40 GB to make it run any faster than an arthritic slideshow

 

[graywolf88]

Any guesses for this month's GrubHub bill?

I'd be surprised if it's under $500.

 

[Catgirls are Love]

The discord FAQ has been updated, again:

 

[LitmusPaper]

The discord FAQ has been updated, again:
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"Theoretically, if I wanted to, I could upload a 20-minute video explaining to my audience of 2.4 million subscribers that tinyBuild has massively screwed me over and that no developer should ever work with them. I've had 15 months to do so, and I haven't done it, because I hate drama." - Alex, in his leaked e-mail correspondance with TinyBuild

He neglected to mention how he tried to blackmail them out of paying the $31,000 he owed them. If he had no intention of making a video if he didn't get his way, he wouldn't have mentioned it. By mentioning his YouTube sub count - and by extension his own viewerbase - he essentially used them as a weapon.

 

[Burmese Rice Farmer]

The discord FAQ has been updated, again:
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You can just smell the anger and urine seeping out of this FAQ, god damn

 

[AngryRusky]

This is a forum spawned out of people fucking with an autistic dude. It's not really the place to be moralizing and fretting about reputation.

Props on setting a fire, but definitely should've held off before announcing it to the world. With cancel culture at an all-time high, I highly doubt there wasn't something in his emails that could've really nuked his shit. What a wasted opportunity.

The gaming community is EXTREMELY hostile to cancel culture. If anything, this would only increase his support.

 

[Dead Memes]

Alex got his reddit account back and is ranting about gremlins on his new hugbox subreddit.

https://www.reddit.com/r/yanderesimulator/comments/hmh07t/z/fx53sog

 

[lolnope]

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In all honesty, Alex makes a few good points in that post. Most of the environmental models and animations in Lovesick were specially created for Yandere Simulator. Anyone could rip those assets out of the game and use them. The code in the game is readily available, and even if it's fucking horrible, it can be used as a reference for scripts. With that in mind, it wouldn't necessarily be difficult to implement all features that were in the Lovesick release video.

Now, the developer himself admitted that it would take another year to complete the demo ALONE, despite the fact that everything in the trailer took "two weeks". That kind of leads me to believe that the stuff in the trailer was mostly easily-implemented "low-hanging fruit" rather than any substantial features.

Spoiler: Archived photo from a deleted channel

Most developers probably would've waited until their project was more complete to announce it to the public - after all, YS clones projects are famous for shutting down within months. However, I think that Lovesick's dev saw an opportunity to capitalize on the "hate wave" that was happening when Alex's emails were hacked, and decided to announce the project immediately instead of waiting until he was closer to the finish line.

As fun as it would be to imagine that someone could actually improve Yandere Simulator, this all just seems like another dismotivated hatemonger trying to get some quick Internet clout by plagiarizing an already shitty game.

 

[A Sign]

Any guesses for this month's GrubHub bill?

Nah man he's likely on GH's ban list for not tipping. He is likely using another food delivery till he gets on their ban list for not tipping and being rude.

 

[Cast Away]

Nah man he's likely on GH's ban list for not tipping. He is likely using another food delivery till he gets on their ban list for not tipping and being rude.

He'll probably end up on the ban lists of several local pizza joints too from all the weens sending pizzas to his house due to his address and phone number being confirmed

 

[Ligendori Namain Skulizu]

I guess /r/yanderesimulator. I'm not actually certain if /r/yanderesimulatornew is theirs or whether it's a spoof community, now that you mention it. If it is, perhaps it's for the most trusted of his community? It would explain why you have to directly contact them, and they can peek into a user's post history and let them in or ban them based on that.

I've noticed threads with slightly jabby titles in /r/yanderesimulator aren't getting removed, like this one:

r/yanderesimulator - Can a potato run the game? It's been a real long time since i've seen someone play the game, and the only thing i get from researching about the gameplay is bad reviews. I want to be impartial and evaluate it by myself.

25 votes and 21 comments so far on Reddit

www.reddit.com

However only because Alex and Adolfin directly responded, Alex with the usual shpiel of "it's not done yet".
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Also sweet Mary of christ, 4gig minimum to run a glorified MMD game.

Clearly they're being very dilligent in the community still, even though Alex really shouldn't be because he has work to be doing.

Late as always, but.

I love how they literally "just" confirmed you need to have a PC that costs around $550-700 new assuming you get only like 8 GB RAM and a small SSD and skimp out on stuff (which I advise against doing), to be able to barely run a shitty looking... something, when this same PC could run even AAA games that have stunning visuals and actual content as far as your eyes can see, nice and smooth. Let's not even mention that if Scamdere Scamulator was made by someone else, it probably could even run nicely on a budget PC you can put together for as low as $250. Let's be real, the game plays and looks like it was made 10 years ago.

 

[Ask Jeeves]

....
Now, the developer himself admitted that it would take another year to complete the demo ALONE, despite the fact that everything in the trailer took "two weeks". That kind of leads me to believe that the stuff in the trailer was mostly easily-implemented "low-hanging fruit" rather than any substantial features.
...

A competent developer working in any large project will be consistently arriving points where they've managed to implement the feature they wanted to, but instead of progressing will take a few steps back and refactor the code with benefit of hindsight about their previous failures. It's clear from just looking at Alex's code, that throughout the games history he's never once refactored anything. Instead he's just kept typing shit nested in shit on a foundation of shit until finally reaching the current state, where the StudentScript at one point reaches nearly 20 nested if/else blocks deep and would test an ultra-wide monitors capability.

To make any substantial change from here is a losing game. Implementing rivals should get progressively easier over time, exploiting the foundations laid prior but for Alex he essentially is trying to patch them in, jumping around mindlessly around a 24k line document.

 

[Ligendori Namain Skulizu]

From the person wonders why GTA Online runs better than YanSin on their PC reddit page linked previously.

12 hours a day became 15 FLUFFING HOURS approx. 7 hours ago.
EDIT: I just realized he said he's been working 15 HOURS A DAY for several years now. The "honest truth" was 12 hours before! The neverending lies, man.

So, he says he works 15 hours a day. We all know he streams 3 hours almost every day, which is more like 3.5 hours cuz usually you prepare and shit.
That 5.5 hours include sleep, taking a shower, all that kinds of stuff and sometimes he streams for longer too. AND PEOPLE FUCKING EAT THIS SHIT???

 

[Scarred Platypus]

Maybe stalking the reddit and discord to respond to literally every post and email counts for him as work.

 

[Russtard]

1% of Yandere Sim's assets are from the Unity store? That cannot possibly be true, right?

Don't the main character, the main character's bedroom, and all of the students have Unity bases still?

 

[Catgirls are Love]

1% of Yandere Sim's assets are from the Unity store? That cannot possibly be true, right?

Don't the main character, the main character's bedroom, and all of the students have Unity bases still?

There is no way that statement could be true in any reality, and that's not getting into the other assets that are probably straight from the Unity store or elsewhere that I can't easily find links to.

Edit: Oh hey, look, have a shrine.

Edit2: How about a nice garden?

 

[LitmusPaper]

Let's not forget he's also stolen assets. The Sans "Easter Egg" originally had Meglovania playing when it was active, and the infamous grass texture where he shaved off the watermark before using it.

I dread to think how many assets in the game right now weren't procured with active payment.