Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

Terrorist said:
Lowtax is smart to suck up to Dick Masterson and co. because his ideal career move at this point (doesn't require training, education, experience, manual labor, references, sobriety, or anything but a pre-existing reputation as a pathetic man on the internet) is probably to become The Dick Show's Adam Friedland: Third mic whose only purpose is to be mocked relentlessly for being a bitch.
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I’m not sure that would work. He may be a whiny, pathetic man on the internet but he’s a whiny, pathetic man on the internet with an enormous, thin skinned ego who would probably rage quit when he realizes that he’s being ridiculed on the show. Plus he would have to remember to show up on the podcast.
 
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Spunt said:
How long until the inevitable "Actually, Richard, I didn't have the abortion after all! How does Mangosteen Gooftroop Day sound for a name?" arc? I give it three days.

Then another week until the first rape accusation.
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I'm honestly surprised there hasn't been a rape accusation yet. Lowtax established that Logan is an alcoholic BPD case, it would be very easy for her to counter "I was black out drunk and Lowtax took advantage of me and raped me".
 
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spinal gas chamber said:
Imagine being Logan’s parents and looking at the shit she posts on the internet. That’s gotta be enough to make the most devout Mormon go on a weeks long binge.
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Has she ever actually mentioned growing up Mormon or are people just assuming she did because she's from SLC?
 
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Does Lowtax have sole control over Something Awful? Like nobody has any power to stop anything he decides to do with his site. He should just go fully spiteful scorched earth on the site to piss off all the Awful degenerates that think the "community" owns the site. I hate those "the creator doesn't own their creation" type people. Maybe it would generate traffic from people who hate Something Awful just to watch the fireworks.
 
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Mister Qwerty said:
I’m not sure that would work. He may be a whiny, pathetic man on the internet but he’s a whiny, pathetic man on the internet with an enormous, thin skinned ego who would probably rage quit when he realizes that he’s being ridiculed on the show. Plus he would have to remember to show up on the podcast.
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He didn't show up the first two times he was a scheduled guest on The Dick Show
 
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I refuse to believe there's a reality where anyone thinks that posting badly is a human right.

It should be noted that her sense of normal, routines and work all involved a dysfunctional relationship that resulted in the VERY MYSTERIOUS COURT CASE. maybe she should run away from her normal. maybe she should throw her normal out the window.

Honest question: if they do go to court, could KF get subpoenaed because of Logan's posts here?
 
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Bitch is cruisin' for a bruisin'. Shitposting is only permissible as long as it stays within the bounds of goon-approved topics, uses gender- and race-neutral terminology, addresses the reader exclusively as "Y'all," and concludes with a proclamation of the importance of black lives. Once some troon denounces one of Logan's posts as a TERF dogwhistle because she says she doesn't like eggplant or whatever, Logan is fucking done for.
 
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Mister Qwerty said:
I’m not sure that would work. He may be a whiny, pathetic man on the internet but he’s a whiny, pathetic man on the internet with an enormous, thin skinned ego who would probably rage quit when he realizes that he’s being ridiculed on the show. Plus he would have to remember to show up on the podcast.
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Exactly why I said "ideal": Becoming Dick Masterson's designated punching bag is still a long shot for Rich that would require more luck and work ethic than usual.
 
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Leonard Helplessness said:
Bitch is cruisin' for a bruisin'. Shitposting is only permissible as long as it stays within the bounds of goon-approved topics, uses gender- and race-neutral terminology, addresses the reader exclusively as "Y'all," and concludes with a proclamation of the importance of black lives. Once some troon denounces one of Logan's posts as a TERF dogwhistle because she says she doesn't like eggplant or whatever, Logan is fucking done for.
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she can shitpost here if she wants
 
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So, this thread was the highlighted one for the lolcow section because it was the most recently responded to, and I just caught a glance of the name of the poster: Leonard Helplessness. For a split second I misread it as Learned Helplessness and I thought "oh, someone finally updated the thread title to something that perfectly fit Lowtax".
 
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