Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

The mods took down the "How does Chris deserve to die?" thread before I could post this, but I had too much fun typing this out to just delete it.

Chris should die like an asylum-version of Charles Foster Kane's deathbed scene from Citizen Kane. he lays reflecting on his life, only now realizing how empty and hollow all his decisions have been. He looks at the folders upon folders of inane art siting on his desk, and in his last moments he renounces them as nothing but distractions that kept him from being what he wanted to be in life, and a source of so much misery. His heart skips as he feels death's hand on his shoulder, his lungs catch as air refuses to come. He feels his soul untethering from his body, but still chris has the strength to speak one final word that goes unnoticed in his lonely, asylum room...

"Julaaaay..."

 

[Tikbalang]

The mods took down the "How does Chris deserve to die?" thread before I could post this, but I had too much fun typing this out to just delete it.

I think the title of thread should be "What would most likely to be Chris's cause of death?"

 

[Mr. 0]

i hate chris so much i hope someone holds him down and records his screams as they force him to watch the series finale of my little pony firendhsipt is magic over and over again until his fantasy of FOUR MOUR SEASONS is deader than almost as dead as barb

 

[Tikbalang]

i hate chris so much i hope someone holds him down and records his screams as they force him to watch the series finale of my little pony firendhsipt is magic over and over again until his fantasy of FOUR MOUR SEASONS is deader than almost as dead as barb

Even better: watch Go Pony marathon

 

[Hogar Grupal]

So will Chris come back from C-197 to spend the 4th of July with Barb, or will she be stuck with "Sonichu" who gives no fucks about her?

I also bet that Chris has no idea how to man a BBQ grill.

He wouldn't know how the settings are on a grill (even charcol). This is the guy who made Thanksgiving dinner by using a stove and Cutco knives.

 

[Kiwifarmsname]

He wouldn't know how the settings are on a grill (even charcol). This is the guy who made Thanksgiving dinner by using a stove and Cutco knives.

so are you supposed to make thanksgiving in a microwave or what?

 

[Hogar Grupal]

so are you supposed to make thanksgiving in a microwave or what?

As long as Chris doesn't burn down his house again, microwaving would be his only option to cook. That or going to MacDonalds every day.

 

[Tikbalang]

After looking this thread about bad SJW Tumblr art, I was thinking "what would the tumblr art of Chris be like? What would his reaction be like?"

What I've seen in most arteries:

1. Body parts that are out of proportion
2. Hideous face
3. Band aids
4. Darkening skin tones of existing characters
5. Overweight appearance
6. Excess body hair
7. Darkened eyebags

If his CPU godes form was redrawn by tumblr with the features 5, 6 and 7, it'll be the most accurate drawn art.
Edit: Bonus if they made the godes black

 

[Timmy Testicles]

I haven't checked in on Chris in a while, because he's depressing. All in all it must be around a year/year and a half since I even saw a new picture of him. Holy shit. The flesh looks like it's sliding off his bones. He reminds he of Rocky Dennis, his cheeks are down around his chin. He looks like he's melting.

Does Sonichu count as outsider art? I had a daydream where, in the future, they were showing the comics and medallions in a fancy German gallery.

honestly, i do think sonichu counts as outsider art, to an extent. the early issues were just chris combining his favorite vidya, but overtime it becomes this surreal dive into an autistic mind. issue 4-10 really stand out to me, as thats when the comic really goes from being about sonichu to being chris’s power fantasy. im not saying the comics are good or anything, i just think theyre interesting in the same way that art done by serial killers and other psychos is interesting.

 

[April Underground]

At this point it's a 50/50 shot of him assaulting someone else and going to prison for a spell, or Barb dying and him ending up like Terry.

 

[judge claude frollo]

I wonder if sonichu will show us how a defensive hedgehog mode is really done

 

[Hogar Grupal]

At this point it's a 50/50 shot of him assaulting someone else and going to prison for a spell, or Barb dying and him ending up like Terry.

I wonder if Chris will have a Falling Down (1993 movie) moment, but less extreme.

 

[Tikbalang]

If Chris lied about losing his virginity, for a few years he'll become a 40 year old virgin.
I know Chris took advice from that movie and I haven't watch it

 

[Chan Fan]

I wonder if Chris will have a Falling Down (1993 movie) moment, but less extreme.

He'd go to McDonald's and be like 'How much do these fries cost?' and starts kicking the counter like he did with the police car lol

The only real question is will he see that it's really him who is the *sshole, like the guy at the end of Falling Down

 

[Luggers]

The only real question is will he see that it's really him who is the *sshole, like the guy at the end of Falling Down

I think we both know that chris is utterly unable to accept responsibility for any of his actions

 

[GherkinRealness]

I think we both know that chris is utterly unable to accept responsibility for any of his actions

That pier scene wouldve been hilarious with Christine though.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

That pier scene wouldve been hilarious with Christine though.

Sergeant Jerkhief: Now, let's go meet some nice jerkops. They're good guys. Come on, let's go.

Chris: .... I'm da bad--da troll?

Sergeant Jerkhief: Yeah.

Chris: How'd dat happen? I did everything they told me to. Did you know I draw--I chronicle da adventures of Sonichu? I helped to protect C-197 from Count Graduon. I should be...I should be rewarded for that. Instead they give it to da bad--da trolls and cyberbullies, y'know, dey--dey lied to me.

Sergeant Jerkhief: Is that what this is about? You're angry because you got lied to? Is that why my chicken dinner is drying out in the oven? Hey, they lie to everyone. They lie to the Magikarp. But that doesn't give you any special right to do what you did today. The only that makes you special is...is...uh. Hmm. Let me get back to you on that.

Chris: You know, I got a--got a Curseyehameha in my pocket. You want to...to draw?

Sergeant Jerkhief: Let's not. Let's call it a day.

Chris: Oh, come on. It's... it'll be perfect. Showdown between da jerkop and da troll? Dis will be da best comic ever.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Sergeant Jerkhief: Now, let's go meet some nice jerkops. They're good guys. Come on, let's go.

Chris: .... I'm da bad--da troll?

Sergeant Jerkhief: Yeah.

Chris: How'd dat happen? I did everything they told me to. Did you know I draw--I chronicle da adventures of Sonichu? I helped to protect C-197 from Count Graduon. I should be...I should be rewarded for that. Instead they give it to da bad--da trolls and cyberbullies, y'know, dey--dey lied to me.

Sergeant Jerkhief: Is that what this is about? You're angry because you got lied to? Is that why my chicken dinner is drying out in the oven? Hey, they lie to everyone. They lie to the Magikarp. But that doesn't give you any special right to do what you did today. The only that makes you special is...is...uh. Hmm. Let me get back to you on that.

Chris: You know, I got a--got a Curseyehameha in my pocket. You want to...to draw?

Sergeant Jerkhief: Let's not. Let's call it a day.

Chris: Oh, come on. It's... it'll be perfect. Showdown between da jerkop and da troll? Dis will be da best comic ever.

Can you imagine if Chris made videos of himself in famous scenes of movies? It's too much to ask since it's Chris, but the end result would be entertaining.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Hirtes got brought up in the Random Updates.

Here to say I kinda miss the midlife crisis tryhard.

https://sonichu.com/w/images/e/e8/Hirtesrealface.jpeg

At least we know what he looks like, finally. If we knew his appearance sooner, the irony would have been more clear how he kinda looks like Snyder.

I've seen other pictures of Snyder than the ones on the CWCki, they both have similar appearances.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

A few days ago something reminded me of the time trolls soundboarded Bob and got him to talk to himself with it. I laughed through the entire thing and I thought I'd remind everyone of some good old fun with the internet lumberjack.

"I AIN'T GOT NO BLACK ASS" is an underrated Barb quote tbh fam