Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[salmonellajack]

And his own spin off podcast where he is ripped to shreds

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

murica

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What the fuck is that? Did they plunder the dumpster ar Oscar Mayer's? Is that the thorax of a dog?

i believe he's a computer programmer. he's also a lot thinner and healthier than jack

A lot? That's the understatement of the year as the guy is roughly a quarter of Jack's size.
But that raises the serious question why can his brother have a career while Jack is a deathfat loser?

 

[salmonellajack]

Charles follows a keto lifestyle I believe and is also gay.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Charles follows a keto lifestyle I believe and is also gay.

Charles is straight and he has a daughter named Rachel.



Jim is openly gay. Like Charles, he appears to be fit.



Jack rarely speaks of Jim.

 

[The Early 2000's]

Charles is straight and he has a daughter named Rachel.

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Jim is openly gay. Like Charles, he appears to be fit.

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Jack rarely speaks of Jim.

Wait, I remember that Jack had a video on his debate channel (forgot the name) about whether one chooses to be gay or not which he did with a brother - was it Charles or Jim? Because if it was Charles, that's a whole level of fucked up; if you were going to debate that point, at least do it with the brother that is gay so that rebuttals and counterpoints can be built from an experienced party, instead of doing it with your other brother. It's like you're dissing your brother behind his back.

 

[captkrisma]

Wait, I remember that Jack had a video on his debate channel (forgot the name) about whether one chooses to be gay or not which he did with a brother - was it Charles or Jim? Because if it was Charles, that's a whole level of fucked up; if you were going to debate that point, at least do it with the brother that is gay so that rebuttals and counterpoints can be built from an experienced party, instead of doing it with your other brother. It's like you're dissing your brother behind his back.

It was a F as in Frank video with Charles.

 

[AnOminous]

It's like you're dissing your brother behind his back.

Like the fat fucking coward would do it to his face.

 

[Adamska]

Reminder Fat Jack thinks being gay's a choice. That means he at least has gay thoughts given that logic, since that's not how that shit works for a hetero man or woman. Further added evidence to Jack genuinely being a homo (besides his school girl mouth cover maneuver and giggling) being that gayness is genetic to a degree and Jim is related to him as a brother, even if the milkman rumor is true.

Hell, I bet that's why Charles roasts him so often; Charles probably accepted Jim and thinks Jack's being a faggot about this.

 

[salmonellajack]

My bad, I thought it was Charles who was gay

 

[AnOminous]

Reminder Fat Jack thinks being gay's a choice. That means he at least has gay thoughts given that logic, since that's not how that shit works for a hetero man or woman. Further added evidence to Jack genuinely being a homo (besides his school girl mouth cover maneuver and giggling) being that gayness is genetic to a degree and Jim is related to him as a brother, even if the milkman rumor is true.

There's also just the fact that he eats food like he's sucking a gigantic dick. He had to learn that cocksucking move from somewhere. Nobody else eats like that, lovingly tonguing it while ramming it down his throat.

 

[thedingledongle]

Unreal

 

[Pineapple Fox]

Is Garrett the son he punched? Also this is tacky af, perfect for Jack.

 

[The Cum Consumer]

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What does he gain by not getting tested? I get being anti-lockdown, I even get being anti-mask, but this is just crazy.

 

[Religion is Dead]

I took some screencaps of that too. Man he is a whiny bitch.

 

[EvilDroid64]

Looks like foot surgery two is off for now

 

[The Early 2000's]

I took some screencaps of that too. Man he is a whiny bitch.

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Not only is he without an arm due to his stubbornness and laziness, he's about to lose a foot, too.

I don't get where some of these retards get the idea that these COVID-19 tests and mask-wearing is a breach of their human rights. Of all the hills to die on, it's this one?

 

[Swiss46]

Looks like foot surgery two is off for now
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Jack sticks to his autistic principles. He would rather let his damaged foot get worse than be told what to do. Semper Fidelis fatty.

 

[Aunt Myrna]

Looks like foot surgery two is off for now
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Yeah, or is that supposed to say "now doing the 2nd foot"?. Doubt he already called it off.

 

[Religion is Dead]

He already took the post down.

 

[Aaway]

wait...so let me get this straight

-jack was told he needed to get tested for covid in order to get his second foot surgery done
-jack tells the hospital that he refuses to get tested
-the hospital tells him that they cannot operate on him without testing him first
-jack cancels the surgery after being told the test was required

he also claimed that the hospital would test him while he's under but that's 100% bullshit. the whole point of the covid test would be so that he doesn't infect hospital staff. why would they put him under before testing when that'd mean they'd have to come into contact with him first? nice lie, jack. so basically jack is willing to live with a fucked up foot and torn achilles tendon because he doesn't want to take a covid test. sounds about right for jack the fat bitch

also, he still doesn't understand the concept of asymptomatic spread since he wrote #nobreathingissues #nofever #notest. and of course it looks like he deleted his FB post because he couldn't handle people disagreeing with him