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[Captain Ahab]

I still can’t believe he destroyed both his feet walking a 5K.

 

[Aaway]

I still can’t believe he destroyed both his feet walking a 5K.

and he only did like 2/3 of it. didn't complete the whole thing

smart guy thought it'd be a good idea to get off the couch for the first time in years and immediately walk a 5k

 

[The Early 2000's]

I still can’t believe he destroyed both his feet walking a 5K.

It's almost parody, really. Fat man who doesn't exert himself in the slightest tries to walk, both feet implode. Jack is a living cartoon character

 

[EvilDroid64]

Tammy must have told him to suck it up and take the fucking test. I seriously hope they test him before he goes under though.

 

[Whatthefuck]

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What a ret.arded fucking asshole. It's not about you Jack. Having a fucking test, like, who would give a shit about that? Why is he such a pussy about this? Fucking idiot.

 

[Super Hans]

and he only did like 2/3 of it. didn't complete the whole thing

smart guy thought it'd be a good idea to get off the couch for the first time in years and immediately walk a 5k

I get that it's obviously more exercise than Jack did in years, but it's just a fucking 5K on a regular road. It isn't like Jack decided to go on a hike or lift weights, and he wasn't literally couch-ridden since he went to restaurants and church and whatever regularly.

That something as trivial as this set Jack on a multi-year journey of surgeries is preposterous. It's a medical wonder he didn't die a decade ago.

 

[A Duck Selling Lemonade]

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I took some screencaps of that too. Man he is a whiny bitch.

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I used to feel somewhat sorry for Jack before coming to the Farms.

He is an actual piece of shit whiny bitch.

 

[Captain Ahab]

I get that it's obviously more exercise than Jack did in years, but it's just a fucking 5K on a regular road. It isn't like Jack decided to go on a hike or lift weights, and he wasn't literally couch-ridden since he went to restaurants and church and whatever regularly.

That something as trivial as this set Jack on a multi-year journey of surgeries is preposterous. It's a medical wonder he didn't die a decade ago.

Personally, I believe Jack died a long time ago and his body is animated by a sentient colony of supersalmonella.

 

[salmonellajack]

An unbelievably stupid man. The lowest of the low IQ

 

[Adamska]

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Holy shit Jack; this is so surgeons, who are in limited stock, and patients, who are already vulnerable, don't have to deal with an extra disease.

This is the most selfish and awful thing he's done since he choked out Garret... or tried to whine to his brother Charles how his other brother Jim chose to be gay and he hates him for it. That sort of shit gives you a ride to hell, regardless of Grace in my book.

This stupid and piggish motherfucker is willing to cripple himself out of his own entitlement. Tammy needs to choke the shit of him for doing this shit to her.

 

[Aaway]

Tammy must have told him to suck it up and take the fucking test. I seriously hope they test him before he goes under though.
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holy shit he's such a fucking faggot

but he's still saying that they're going to test him while he's under. that makes zero sense because 1. the whole point of a test is to make sure he's negative when he comes into contact with hospital staff and 2. what would they do if he's under but tests positive? just wait until he wakes up and send him home?

i think he's just too scared to face the fact that he's gonna have to get tested just like everyone else. the test literally takes a minute and results in some very temporary discomfort. imagine being this scared as a grown man to get that done. dear lord he's such a pussy

 

[salmonellajack]

I'm not ruling out Jr talking some sense into his dad and not Tammy.

Tammy allows her morbidly obese, diabetic, feet exploding, two time stroke victim husband to eat 32 wings in one sitting

 

[Hell yeah dude]

and he only did like 2/3 of it. didn't complete the whole thing

smart guy thought it'd be a good idea to get off the couch for the first time in years and immediately walk a 5k

Lazy Man Couch To 5k

 

[The Cum Consumer]

I get that it's obviously more exercise than Jack did in years, but it's just a fucking 5K on a regular road. It isn't like Jack decided to go on a hike or lift weights, and he wasn't literally couch-ridden since he went to restaurants and church and whatever regularly.

That something as trivial as this set Jack on a multi-year journey of surgeries is preposterous. It's a medical wonder he didn't die a decade ago.

So he's had a tore tendon for years and is only getting surgery now?

 

[Aaway]

I'm not ruling out Jr talking some sense into his dad and not Tammy.

Tammy allows her morbidly obese, diabetic, feet exploding, two time stroke victim husband to eat 32 wings in one sitting

i would say tammy must be fucking embarrassed with jack's antics but she's the one who enables this shit

you might be right about jack jr being the one to smack some sense into him

 

[A Duck Selling Lemonade]

i would say tammy must be fucking embarrassed with jack's antics but she's the one who enables this shit

you might be right about jack jr being the one to smack some sense into him

I don't think Tammy has the right to be embarrassed about Jack given that she is Miss Piggy herself.

 

[Super Hans]

So he's had a tore tendon for years and is only getting surgery now?

Since Jack has had two strokes, has diabetes, and is a fat sack of shit, surgery is especially hard on his body. He had the first surgery quite a while ago, and he would have had the second a few months ago, but Coronu virus pushed it back since doctors don't want to waste time performing surgery that will let a person walk when that person only walks between his front door, the couch, and the shitter.

 

[AnOminous]

i think he's just too scared to face the fact that he's gonna have to get tested just like everyone else. the test literally takes a minute and results in some very temporary discomfort. imagine being this scared as a grown man to get that done. dear lord he's such a pussy

The stupid fat bastard should be used to entire giant parts of his body literally fucking dying and becoming useless due to his own stupidity at this point and a swab in the nose is causing him all this agitation.

I'm not ruling out Jr talking some sense into his dad and not Tammy.

I hope he told Jack he is an utter pussy to his face.

 

[Aaway]

I don't think Tammy has the right to be embarrassed about Jack given that she is Miss Piggy herself.

i was talking more in regards to his behavior over having to take the test. but i don't think tammy would be throwing a fit over having to take a covid test in order to get surgery done in all honesty

jack is doing it because 1. he's a massive pussy and 2. he's trying to make a political statement

 

[Lenzperkins]

I still can’t believe he destroyed both his feet walking a 5K.

destroyed his feet? imagine the flooring and ground that absorbs all that impact.