The parts I found the most funny.
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So I'm guessing that Alex wanted to just insinuate that his parents held him captive at gun point without out right saying it? I figure they would be likely pissed if they read this. (Note, nobody reading this should go out and do this, let Alex's parents facilitate bad decisions for as long as they can. Let the bridge burning happen naturally.)
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This right here is the real crux of it. Alex's living situation is so terrible and awful, but his parents allow him to NEET it up to the point that when he is offered an out by his uncle, he doesn't want to take it because it would mean that he would need to get at least a part time job. It's not that he's being forced to chose between his nightmare living situation and giving up his dream, it's that he's L A Z Y.
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Gee, maybe that's why your family doesn't like her and your uncle wants you to get a job. He doesn't want you to peter out with no credit and a 6 year gap in your employment history, what a fucking asshole, right?
But unsurprisingly, Alex is a bad liar, and trips himself up with the most easy shit to not do.
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How is she going to get past the armed guard retard? You just said that was impossible.
But given the tweet's replies and how retarded Alex's general audience is, I think we all know what comes next. The $6,900 mark has been set. Go forth Alex embrace your destiny!
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Edit: Yuuuuuuuup we are about to see some hardcore e-begging going on.
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